World's Most Interesting Overflow Archives (002) [PFS CORE 6-15]
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It is up to the PCs to investigate and stop a strange phenomenon before thousands of priceless documents are ruined forever.
The CORE Archives
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Another grouchy remark from Yangrit: "Oh, come on! We may as well finish searching down here before we go back up to see Mistress Koi." The giantess fish's name is spoken with a not-so-subtle sneer. "There is no use in trekking up and down the stairs multiple times; she is liable to drown us down here if we dally too long. In addition, the missing GIANT UNDEAD CARCASS has my hackles raised. Come on, you lot. We are going this way." She then stubbornly takes ten as she swims over to the door that CrocoDeluge indicated and looks back to see who's with her.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Pau sighs. He knew leaving that book of vile darkness all by its lonesome wasn’t a good idea, but he followed the others. At least he might be able to tell them that I told you so later.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Those members of the party that decide to remain below head back into confining maze of the back passages and find themselves in a cartographium (the northeastern chamber). The water’s surface here is carpeted with maps made of silk, vellum, birch bark, and sundry other materials that have floated out of their shelves due to the flood.
Map updated
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Xusius follows Yangrit over to the door, glad to see that others are ready to find the missing fugitive elf. Upon arriving, he uses Detect Magic while using his Perception skill to look for things related to their quest.
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
He is also wondering what took the dead bird's carcass.
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
"Now, i understand that this probably isn't the best idea i've had, and to be honest i am really not sure why i am opting to do this, but it is what Caiden would want." He says, as he takes his flask and spins it in his hand above the water. "Before anything else goes disappearing, i'ma go and find a bookshelf to sit on, while you investigate these alcoves." He waddles off. "If anything moves, i'll shout out."
He finds one of the bookshelves, climbs it, and sits down with his legs hanging off. He starts sipping away at his flask while whistling some tune, watching the darkness.
Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Pau follows the draws and the elf, looking over their shoulders for anything spooky.
Perception 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Bernard St. Ivre wrote: "Now, i understand that this probably isn't the best idea i've had, and to be honest i am really not sure why i am opting to do this, but it is what Caiden would want." He says, as he takes his flask and spins it in his hand above the water. "Before anything else goes disappearing, i'ma go and find a bookshelf to sit on, while you investigate these alcoves." He waddles off. "If anything moves, i'll shout out."
He finds one of the bookshelves, climbs it, and sits down with his legs hanging off. He starts sipping away at his flask while whistling some tune, watching the darkness.
Bernhard heads out into the central chamber to keep watch alone. Remind me. Does Bernard have a light?
Meanwhile, the rest of the party investigates the map chamber and the unfurled maps that sit in the water like huge lily pads in a marsh.
Maintaining his concentration, and bobbing slowly through the chest-high water (because the shelves and their remaining atlases) are thick enough to block detect magic) turns up a couple of objects with magical auras in his search.
Among the many many many lily pad maps one particularly colorful silk one done in a Tian-style portrays Tian Xia mashed into the side of Avistan to create a strange super-continent. It also has a faint magical aura.
Behind one of the back shelves, bobbing in the water, is a much smaller, but no less ornate art piece--an engraved wooden bookmark with a golden tassel. The thin plane of wood is etched with arcane designs in a vaguely Mwangi pattern. This item too boasts a faint aura as well.
Pau wrote: Pau follows the draws and the elf, looking over their shoulders for anything spooky. Still no sign however of the fragments of the scroll you are looking for though.
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
As Deluge has no useful appendages he helps by swimming through the mess using his teeth as a sieve, bringing back the stuff he finds for someone else to investigate.
perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Trailing along behind Deluge, Yangrit strains to keep her head above water as she is swung back and forth. Despite the less than ideal circumstances, she feels like she's done a good job searching for the scroll pieces. Still... Nothing. "Rrrrgh! Does anyone see those dad-gummed scroll pieces? If they are not here, we should move on to the next area quickly. The sooner we get this over with, the sooner we can all get dry with a cup of mulled wine." Is the water getting higher? It seems higher. Yangrit shoves her panic deep down, pulling the customary thick blanket of grouchiness up to smother it.
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
The World's Most Interesting GM wrote: Remind me. Does Bernard have a light? Derp! Nope i don't! Any torches i would have are probably watterlogged.
"Eh, ahh, Xusius, could you cast a light spell on my bow for me, i guess i'm very forgetful in my old age." He smiles awkwardly.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Assuming that happens Bernard doesn't hear or see much besides hundreds of gallons of water splattering down the stairs from above, and echoing throughout the vaulted chamber.
Bernard Theme ♬
Similarly, after a sweep of the the cartographium both above and below water, Deluge and Yangrit don't turn up anything else that seems pertinent to their cause just some, old maps that probably wouldn't be of use to anyone.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
”Those maps like like nothing but gobbledygook. Let’s keep pressing forward,” Pau says, most uncomfortable as his boots were sopping wet.
He heads toward the next unexplored area once someone shines a light for him.
Perception 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Make it the northwest area.
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Xusius casts Light on Bernard's staff and moves on behind the shifty druid encased in luggage leather.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
In as close to marching order as possible, given Yangrit's lack of stilts. Assuming you picked up Bernard on your way past. Feel free to rearrange.
The party finds itself in front of a closed door in the northeastern wing of the understacks, where Deluge finds a bit of the scroll the group has been searching for. No, not just floating around in paper-clogged back hall, but nailed to the door by a fancy dagger just below the waterline....
The door handle seems a bit loose, and the door itself stuck.
It looks as though it might be forced with a Strength check.
Map updated
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Pau read the scroll bit and shook his head, passing it back to the others. At seeing the stuck door, he pounded it wih his shoulder, hoping to pop the door loose.
Strength check 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
A grumbling from the back end of the crocodile can barely be heard above Pau's splashing. "I would help, but I cannot get any leverage in water this deep. Stupid fish."
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Deluge thuds into the door with his (mildly) enhanced strength.
str: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Then claws it a few times for good measure.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
The door gives way the bit of cursed scroll still pinned to its front.
A thin waterfall drops from a grate in the ceiling fifteen feet above, creating a curtain in the doorway to this flooded room. Beyond, mounted animal heads glower from virtually every inch of every wall. Stuffed specimens also lurk beneath the dark water, their antlers, horns, and claws breaking the surface here and there like twigs in a swamp. In the eastern corner, a large gilded cage sits mostly submerged, its waters thick with embalmed birds bobbing at the surface.
The stranger still is the sound of someone singing.
Everyone Will saves DC 17 (this is NOT a spell or spell-like ability).
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Will ST: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16 Ouch
male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]
Will save vs. DC=17: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Deluge-Core wrote: Ouch I neglected to mention it, but Deluge gets a +4 bonus to his roll. :)
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Will 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 +2 v Enchantment spells and effects
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote: +2 v Enchantment ... effects That works.
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Will: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 = 7 The +2 is from Elven Immunities vs. Enchantment spells and effects.
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Will: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 ... Bonuses from being drunk?
"...this is...so lovely..."
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
No hero points. Guess it's a good thing I'm not a L5 wizard with a fireball for the party
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Yangrit snatches at the scrap of scroll on the door as Deluge drags her by it, but she misses as his tail swings wide.
Will DC 17: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 + 2 = 17
That +2 is vs enchantment spells or effects due to the Still Mind monk ability
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Yangrit Foehammer wrote: That +2 is vs enchantment spells or effects due to the Still Mind monk ability That works.
Switching to rounds. What do you do?
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 1! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius
__ Pau
__ Deluge
__ ???
__ Bernard
__ ???
__ Hannar
__ Yangrit
Map updated
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Pau doesn’t detect anything out of the ordinary. He searches the room, looking for any signs of the elf or the scroll, beginning with the area closest to him, then fanning out his search area.
Perception 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
The singing lightens Deluge's mood a bit. He positions himself under the delightful dripping from the grate above (think of it as a cleansing shower), casts detect magic, and starts leisurely scanning the room in a counter clockwise direction, unaware that the group is in initiative, the danger not quite penetrating his reptilian brain.
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Xusius heads towards the source of the music, double moving as the slogs through the water.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote: Pau doesn’t detect anything out of the ordinary. He searches the room, looking for any signs of the elf or the scroll.... Do you mean this bit of scroll right here? Otherwise from his current location he doesn't see anything else aside from several hundred stuffed heads.
Xusius wrote: Xusius heads towards the source of the music, double moving as the slogs through the water. It's actually a lot more of slog than you think. It takes 4 squares of movement for every one you would normally take if you are walking. So a double move is 3 spaces (or two if they are both diagonals). To speed things up a bit I'm going to take Bernard and Hannar's actions since I know what they are. Both double move (or otherwise move as far they can).
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 1! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius
__ Pau
__ Deluge
__ Bernard
__ ??? readied
__ ??? readied
__ Hannar
__ Yangrit
Map updated
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Bernard slowly strolls down into the room, content with finding where the music is coming from.
Double move into the room.
male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]
Hannar moves into the room.
Double Move.
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Yangrit is towed along behind CrocoDeluge. Sputtering, she calls out: "Someone grab that bit of scroll off the door, for crying out loud! Now, who is doing that singing?" She cranes her neck around to spot the singer.
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Yangrit looks around the room and spots the singer up on a wall standing on what looks like a metallic bull's head about 12 feet from wherever the floor is. She's a small feral-looking creature with tiny webbed hands and wild hair. Her expression seems crazed, but even crazier is her mouth. Her mouth is crammed to overfilling with an assortment of teeth that don't appear to be her own. Some of them obviously come from larger creatures and hang out of her mouth at odd angles. Many of them are pointed and look like they come from predatory animals. She smiles horribly as she sings.
Then as if they were waiting on him to get that far trio of tiny, pink, flesh-winged things, bearing a set of rusty pliers zip in from all directions toward Hannar's face.
The PCs may each roll one knowledge check for each of the described creatures and open all the spoilers that apply to their result.
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Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Untrained in both of those, so this is for the tiny fleshy insects:
Knowledge (nature), untrained: 1d20 ⇒ 9
What the fudge is this cockamamie hodgepodge?
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
The little creatures jump out of hiding among the trophies on the wall to attack Hannar with their pliers and their sharp, tiny teeth (which give the Diminutive blighters 5' reach).
pink bite v Hannar: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 damage + sneak attack: 1d2 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (1) = 2
Hannar Fort save DC 11: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 1d3 ⇒ 2
Hannar goes as rigid as a plank.
blue pliers v Hannar (tricky thief, v helpless): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage + sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 5
purple pliers v Hannar (tricky thief, v helpless): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage + sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Two the devils use their pliers to extract two of the sorcerer's teeth.
"That's it my lovely girls! Bring me his lovely teeth!" says the small feral singer before continuing her song.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 2! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius
__ Pau
__ Deluge
__ Bernard
__ Hannar -8 hp, bleed 2, CHA damage 2
__ Yangrit
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman
Map updated
male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]
Hannar's current AC=17 with the Mage Armor. The first attack did not hit.
Nevermind. Flat-footed for Sneak Attack is 15.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Untrained knowledge nature 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
”Those little Fey are tooth fairies. Protect your mouths!”.
Pau double moves toward the evil woman in back of the room.
Ive got 40’ movement, but I’m not sure how far I can get towards her in this muck. Would you move me the appropriate squares, GM? Thanks.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote: Ive got 40’ movement, but I’m not sure how far I can get towards her in this muck. Would you move me the appropriate squares, GM? Thanks. You can get to the middle of the room for the cost of an AoO from the fairies (see map).
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
I guess I will delay this round, until a spot opens up so I can either attach a fairy or move toward the woman, without eating a bunch of AoOs.
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
I'm an alligator for crying out loud. How the heck am I supposed to protect my teeth? And what happens if I loose one and then change back? Did they cover this in Druids 304, Wild shapes? Alligators just grow new ones, so would it matter?
Feeling confident that, though he cannot protect his teeth, he can spare a few, Deluge surges forward and snaps at blue.
to hit, bite, flank: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 3 + 2 = 23
damage, bite: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
to hit, tail, flank, secondary: 1d20 + 3 + 2 - 5 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 - 5 = 3
damage, bite: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
In spite of his success, Deluge realizes that he's probably of more use casting a spell and slips back out of reach in order to prepare to cast something next round.
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Upon seeing the fairies descend on Hannar, Yangrit releases Deluge's tail. She sinks to the floor, kicks off, and explodes from the water to pound the pink fairy.
Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 201d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
She then treads water, gulping air so she can strike again.
Swim: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Hannar the Wild wrote: Hannar's current AC=17 with the Mage Armor. The first attack did not hit.
Nevermind. Flat-footed for Sneak Attack is 15.
She's going to miss anyway. Deep bogs give folks stuck in them cover (+4 AC). So he'd not be paralyzed and helpless for the other two. Only meaning he is only hit once.
The annoying little monsters are tougher than they look (DR). One of the blighters takes attempts to take the anger she feels over a recent alligator attack out on Yangrit, but fails to bite her hand as it zips by.
blue bite v Yangrit (cover): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 damage + sneak attack: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 miss, this attack invites an AoO from Yangrit, as the creature has to buzz into her space
pink pliers v Hannar (tricky thief, cover, flank): 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 2 = 15 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage + sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 6 miss
purple pliers v Hannar (tricky thief, cover, flank): 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 7 + 2 = 23 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage + sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 3 hit
The most persistent of the little monsters makes off with another one of Hannar's teeth.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Bernard, Hannar, and Xusius continue sloshing across the room, seemingly disinterested in the battle taking place. All of their concentration seems focused on the halfling-sized singer perched high upon the wall.
Hannar can move the equivalent of 3 spaces if he likes (and possibly take 3 AoOs from fairies armed with pliers), however since he can defend himself from attack even in his current state of mind I leave the decision up to you as to what he does this round.
Bernard though is getting swung at by pliers on his way past.
purple pliers v Bernard (tricky thief, cover): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage miss
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 3! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Xusius
__ Pau
__ Deluge
__ Bernard
__ Hannar -11 hp, bleed 2, CHA damage 2
__ Yangrit
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -3 hp; pink -3 hp
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman
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