World's Most Interesting Overflow Archives (002) [PFS CORE 6-15]
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It is up to the PCs to investigate and stop a strange phenomenon before thousands of priceless documents are ruined forever.
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Yangrit Foehammer wrote: Now that pinky is no longer a threat, Yangrit shoves her hand into the birdcage and fishes around for that man who flashed into view for an electrifying moment. Once she finds his body, she hauls his head above water to check for signs of life.
How is he, Bones?
Yangrit can't tell how bad off he is, but he looks pretty bad.... and vaguely familiar. Yangrit knows she's looked up into those nostrils before.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Deluge scales the first 5-feet getting up onto a slippery giant otter when the woman leans down and snaps at him.
gray bite v Deluge (higher ground, v climbing): 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 7 + 1 = 21 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Deluge, climb check DC 10 or fall off wall.
The spectators cheer the little woman on.
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 8! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -7 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge -1 hp
__ Bernard enchanted
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -22 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4, enchanted
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman -12 hp
__ Virml?!? dying?
Map updated
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
climb, shape shift: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 1 = 17
Almost as if expecting it, Deluge latches on and snarls at the woman/thing. In gator he says "Back off lunch meat."
Then he attempts to climb a litt further and nip at Barnard.
climb, shape shift: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 1 = 8
What is the DC for climbing the wall?
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Well, that doesn't look good. The vaguely familiar charred piece of humanoid meat in her hand looks like death warmed over, but doesn't quite look dead yet. She does her best to administer first aid to stabilize the guy, but what with him being stuck in a cage and partially underwater, it's a wee bit difficult. She keeps up a grumbling string of not-quite-profanities going under her breath as she tries to work in the less than ideal conditions.
Heal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Pau pulls a potion from his belt and ries to move toward the remaining enemy and climb the wall to get a good poke in with his sai.
Climb 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Not sure exactly how far I can make it, especially with that roll!
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Deluge-Core wrote: What is the DC for climbing the wall? The DC is 10. If you fail a climb check to move (not the same as the climb check when taking damage) you fall if you miss it by 5+. As it is, Deluge does not move, using his move action (he just hangs there unable to advance). He still has a standard action if he wants to do something else--even take another move to try, and climb.
Pau wrote: Pau pulls a potion from his belt and ries to move toward the remaining enemy and climb the wall to get a good poke in with his sai.
Not sure exactly how far I can make it, especially with that roll!
The DC is 10. So if Pau didn't have his hands full with a potion vial and a sai he might have moved 10'. Humanoids need both hands free to climb. Normally when a character climbs they move 1/4 their land speed. You can "Jacky Chan" your way up by making an accelerated climb check at a -5 penalty, and move at half speed instead. With that info, what does Pau do?
Yangrit attempts to treat the man through the bars, using a variation on the exploding heart punch to jump-start pulmonary function.
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 8! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -7 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge -1 hp (still has a standard action left)
__ Bernard enchanted
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -22 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4, enchanted
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman -12 hp
__ Virml?!? stable-ish
Map updated
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Deluge grunts and continues his ascent, finally making it along side of Barnard. He gives the man a very odd look which can only mean trouble for the already poor soul.
climb, shape shift: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11
I saw this in a circus once...
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Ugh. I’d better stow my sai and ignire drawing the potion then, as it makes sense I’d need both hands to climb.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Deluge-Core wrote: Deluge grunts and continues his ascent, finally making it along side of Barnard. He gives the man a very odd look which can only mean trouble for the already poor soul. The woman snaps at Deluge as he climbs up on top of Bernard. Which technically I don't think you can do, but while he's entranced let's just call him (and the others) a circumstance -2 penalty to hit and AC. Oh, and AoO.
gray bite v Deluge (higher ground, v climbing, AoO): 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 7 + 1 = 28 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
THREAT!
confirm?: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 7 + 1 = 13 additional damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3
gray bite v Deluge (higher ground, v climbing): 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 7 + 1 = 20 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2
Deluge, TWO climb checks DC 10 or fall off wall.
The spectators cheer the little woman on in her battle against Bernard's audacious hat.
Pau You are either going to have to move yourself, or tell us where you want to be.
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 9! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -8 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge -4 hp
__ Bernard enchanted
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -23 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4, enchanted
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman -12 hp
__ Virml?!? dying?
Map updated
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Deluge digs his claws into the cheering spectators and opens his mouth REALLY large and closes them on Barnard's head, ever so gently (for an alligator - though with that many teeth I'm not making any promises!) trying to cover his head and, more importantly, ears with, well, with mouth, teeth, library water, and drool.
Now, does THAT break the enchantment?
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Bernard is allowed to defend himself....
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Sorry, the different terrains and heights are making this tricky. Im hoping to be able to move to a chunk of the wall just beside the web fingered woman, so I can try to attack her in upcoming rounds, if I’m able to climb it.
Pau again tries to climb the blasted wall, trying to help out the group.
Climb 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
@GM: Would Yangrit know whether or not the man in the birdcage is stabilized?
Frustrated to no end with being so gol-dinged short in such dad-blasted deep water, Yangrit gurgle-growls as she grabs her rope and attempts to open the bird cage to get the man out. Two move actions, correct?
Next she plans to get him out and tie him to the birdcage so his head's above water. Then she can go across the room to do...something. Grouchily.
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
The World's Most Interesting GM wrote: Bernard is allowed to defend himself.... I'm not sure whether that means I need to make a to hit roll, but it probably does, so...
to hit: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Too bad. Good funny idea meets crappy die roll.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Yangrit Foehammer wrote: @GM: Would Yangrit know whether or not the man in the birdcage is stabilized? He seems stable to Yangrit, though all of his teeth are missing.
Deluge-Core wrote: The World's Most Interesting GM wrote: Bernard is allowed to defend himself.... I'm not sure whether that means I need to make a to hit roll, but it probably does, so...
It's more the case that Bernard could, if he chose to, wrestle an alligator on the back of a stuffed owlbear, 6' above the surface of a pool of water. Deluge is invading his space after all. If Bernard were from Florida, it would be called Tuesday.
Pau wrote: Sorry, the different terrains and heights are making this tricky. Im hoping to be able to move to a chunk of the wall just beside the web fingered woman, so I can try to attack her in upcoming rounds, if I’m able to climb it.
Pau again tries to climb the blasted wall, trying to help out the group.
Pau can move 10' along the wall (up, sideways, etc...) using the various wall mounted taxidermy pieces as rungs and stepping stones. So he could move 5' up and then 5' over if he liked, or any other combination that ends up equaling up to 10'.
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Haha, this combat is hillarious. No, Bernard is just mindlessly humming, and dodging out of the way of his allies and any enemy threats with his reflexes.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
if any of those combinations of climbing movement get me to where I can take a swing next round, I’d like to do that. If not, please put me as close to her as possible, so I can close the distance ASAP. Thanks.
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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote: if any of those combinations of climbing movement get me to where I can take a swing next round, I’d like to do that. If not, please put me as close to her as possible, so I can close the distance ASAP. Thanks. Sure. Pau can carefully walks along the back of the side-mounted (like a sailfish) thoqqua (watch the Oryx horns on your side!) just above the water's surface, and just below where Bernard and Deluge are jostling one another. and be able to reach the little woman at an upward diagonal.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Deluge-Core wrote: Deluge digs his claws into the cheering spectators and opens his mouth REALLY large and closes them on Barnard's head, ever so gently (for an alligator - though with that many teeth I'm not making any promises!) trying to cover his head and, more importantly, ears with, well, with mouth, teeth, library water, and drool.
Now, does THAT break the enchantment?
No. Although the acoustics are probably pretty interesting.
Yangrit hooks Virml's arms though the bars and ties him there with a bit of rope.
gray bite v Deluge: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1 miss
The crazed little woman takes a wild snap at the alligator again.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Hannar and Pau both continue to drool blood from their mouthes.
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 10! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -9 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge -4 hp
__ Bernard enchanted
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -24 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4, enchanted
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman -12 hp
__ Virml?!? Stable
Map updated
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Pau was finally able to get to the ringleader! He throws two punches at her midsection, holding tight with his other hand.
Attack FOB 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 2 = 17
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Attack FOB 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 9 - 2 = 9
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Sorry, schmuck. You are stuck here for now. With a parting internally grumbled apology at likely-Virml, Yangrit takes a deep breath and clumsily swims across the room. Double move
Swim: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Just gotta say how crazy this battle is!
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Once again Deluge tries his circus trick with Barnard,
To Hit: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
and once again fails. The guy is pretty squirrelly and that humming is starting to irritate him. Almost like he is mocking him. Between Barnard and the icky lady that keeps trying to knock him down, he's getting more and more frustrated.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Hannar begins getting light-headed due to blood loss.
Seeming unconcerned by the wild jabs coming from below--even though one was a near miss, the fairy woman concentrates upon the snapping alligator, by snapping back at him.
gray bite v Deluge: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1 hit
Deluge another climb check DC 10.
Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.
Round 11! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -10 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge -4 hp
__ Bernard enchanted
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -25 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4, enchanted
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman -12 hp
__ Virml?!? Stable
Map updated
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
”Respect my authority, “ Pau yells, not enjoying being ignored. He throws two more punches at her midsection, holding tight with his other hand.
Attack FOB 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 9 - 2 = 8
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Attack FOB 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 9 - 2 = 22
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
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Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Pau, I'd give you a Hero Point but it's the wrong edition!
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Clinging like a leech, Deluge attempts his trick again, figuring that if he fails again, he will try a different tactic, or target as the bleeding Hannar could probably use the help more and, well, looks tastier. Something about all that blood and his alligator taste buds.
to hit: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote: ”Respect my authority,“ Pau yells, not enjoying being ignored. He throws two more punches at her midsection, holding tight with his other hand. A miss followed by a hit that does less than half the damage to the little woman than it would a full grown man but, it seems enough.
VICTORY[(B]
Pau's fist scatters a mix of her teeth across the room ending the woman's song. [Ooc]A round later everyone who was enchanted returns to their senses--assuming they are still conscious.
[b]RESULTS
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__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -11 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge -5 hp
__ Bernard
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -26 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4, enchanted
__ Virml?!? Stable
Map updated
male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]
Hannar slups over, unconscious. exactly 0 HP
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Bernard slowly regains his senses, and looks at his team who are bruised and battered, "Huh? What did I miss? ...and more importantly, where did that music go?" He questions, as he maintains to hum the tune that had his mesmerized for such a long time.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
”Can anyone use my wand and heal me,” Pau said, hand over his mouth, trying to stop the bleeding from his missing teeth.
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Deluge plops into the waters and patrols the area.
Deluge could do some healing if he switches back, but I think Barnard can take care of you.
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
"Sure thing, i will gladly heal you with your own wand." He takes it an proceeds to tap the monk once.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
"Anyone else?"
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
"Yeah, get Hannar! He is dying this whole room red. Then come see to that man tied to the birdcage. It looks like that Virml kid who started all this. What the fudge were the lot of you fools doing that whole time, anyway?!" Yangrit snaps at the men before turning to swim (surprisingly well) back over to Virml. NOW I can swim? Ugh. Why can I not do so consistently?
Swim: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
I don't think anyone grabbed the piece of the poem mounted on the door. Since Yangrit spends so much time underwater, it would be better for someone else to get it when we leave this room.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Bernard St. Ivre wrote: "Sure thing, i will gladly heal you with your own wand." He takes it an proceeds to tap the monk once.
"Anyone else?"
Very slowly Hannar tips backward off the stuffed monster he was sitting on and falls into the water.
Just a quick note, the fragments of the poem scroll are written in Sylvan.
CURRENT RESULTS
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__ Xusius
__ Pau -7 hp, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge -5 hp
__ Bernard
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -27 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4.... probably drowning.
__ Virml?!? Stable
Map updated
At this point you have a moment to breath (well, most of you), so take a moment and discuss a plan for the future.
EDIT Oh and maybe take care of Hannar too.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Pau asks Bernard to use his wand two more times on him, then use it once on Hannar.
Clw Pau 2d8 + 2 ⇒ (7, 6) + 2 = 15
Hannar CLW 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Deluge yawns and then props Hannar up by snagging the back of his clothes and holding him like a rag doll until he regains consciousness.
male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]
After 3 rounds of others being healed, then being healed 4, Hannar is now +1 and awake.
Hannar pulls himself to an area large enough to hold him and his pack telling Deluge "Thank you." as he does. Reaching into his pack he starts pulling out and consuming potions...
potion of CLW vs. Self: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
potion of CLW vs. Self: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
potion of CLW vs. Self: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
potion of CLW vs. Self: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
"Can anyone read/use Divine Scrolls?" waving two around at the group.
Scrolls are Lesser Restoration from: #3-23 The Goblinblood Dead
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Xusius shakes his head and realizes he is sitting on top of a stuffed animal head on the wall.
"Sacre bleu! How did I get up here on zis zing? What happened? Hannar, zou zoud not drink zo much wine zo quickly. Who knows what ees going on on here?"
He jumps off into the water.
"Who ees zis man een ze cage?"
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote: Pau asks Bernard to use his wand two more times on him, then use it once on Hannar.
Pau's and then Hannar's gums seal shut preventing the further loss of blood, but leaving them with rather checked smiles.
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
"He looks like Virml, as I said. Somebody hit him with a curing wand so we can ask the blighter what the heck he is doing down here." By this time, Yangrit is clinging to the birdcage beside him. She checks his pulse and whatnot to see if he's still stable.
Heal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
He seems fine. More or less.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
After the the healing above, "Virml" is still stable, but still out. Deluge hit him for 10 when he was at 0.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Pau has Bernard to use the wand on Virml two times to see if that would bring him back to consciousness.
Clw 2d8 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6) + 2 = 10
”Is he alive yet? Why did we zap him anyway? What did he do other than get trapped in that cage.”
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Deluge looks unconcerned about his mistake. Well, I guess if an alligator could look concerned he would. There was that annoying pixie in the same vertical area and the spell is not accurate enough to separate the two, so, wrong place at the wrong time!
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The alligator mimes out its thought processes.
The man in the cell finally looks up.
"Thwang goodbehs you are heay, who-ebbah you are." burbles the man though his ruined, toothless mouth. "Ah it was howwahbhul, simpwee howwahbhul. Dush yewer alligayah bigh?"
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
”It tries to bite, but it seems to miss quite a lot,” Pau grumbles. He begins looking around the room, looking for any additional poem fragments.
Perception 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Xusius begins to search around for scroll fragments too. "Eef zou find zome, I can read Sylvan."
He looks over at the man in the cage. "What do zou know about zat crazy bard? Better yet, what do zou know about zis zituation weeth all zis water cascading down here?
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
"'Quathy bahr?' You mea tha nissie. Iou know. One minue I wath readin' a ssroll I foun, and tha neth it wath all rippeh ta threads an flyin' all about like a tornahdah and theigh wath thith foth talkin' ta me about riddleth an a conteth or somethin' ta do with stuff tha happeneh a long time ago. He wath tho interethin tha it fel like I had ta follow him. We wandereh aroun tha baithmen' here. He wah lookin' for sumthin. Bookth on riddleth, and the Firth Worlh an sutch. He goh mad whe he didn't fin any bookth about himself, an wath alwayth talkin' about how he wath cheated out of sumthin. Theh we got to thith room, and he read one of the ssroll fragmenth an poof the nissie an her daughterth appeared. I wanted to go wiff him but he took hith bookth an leff. Tha neth thing I know I'm loche up, and wet, an my teef are all gon, an I'm bein' electrocooted. Seriouthly though, dush yewer alligator bigh? I don feel fery well." explains Virml. "Sathay, who ah you any way?"
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