World's Most Interesting Overflow Archives (002) [PFS CORE 6-15]
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It is up to the PCs to investigate and stop a strange phenomenon before thousands of priceless documents are ruined forever.
The CORE Archives
"ITH THE FOTH!" shouts Virml pointing to the once-dean.
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
At the sight of the fox, Yangrit surges forward and tries to grab the fox so it doesn't get away. And if Pau wipes that wicked grin off its face, all the better.
Improved Grapple: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
"Well that isn't something you see everyday! Fox man, bring back the Venture Captain!" he threatens the fox by raising his bow at him.
Who's turn is it GM?
Bernard St. Ivre wrote: Who's turn is it GM? Shaine's actually, so.
Before Yangrit can move. The Once-Shaine puts his hands behind him and scuttles up the surface of the glass. Reaching the apex of the dome sticks his tongue and pulls upon his lower eyelid with one hand while invoking a bit of magic that falls upon the group of men standing around the room's entrance.
Bernard, Deluge, Hannar, Virml, Will save (DC 18) or become confused.
"Well, this has been a very good meeting, but I must dash. You can schedule your next visit with my scaly secretary, Miss Bitey."
The giant lizard lashes out at Pau with its teeth and tail! Grabbing him in her teeth it tucks in its legs and rolls rapidly, wrenching Pau to the ground, and slapping him with its heavy tail.
gray bite v Pau: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25 damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 grab?: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31 hit, grab
gray death roll?: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23 damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11 hit, trip
gray tail slap v Pau (v prone, grappled): 1d20 + 4 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 4 + 4 - 2 = 21 damage: 1d12 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 hit
Will: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 161d100 ⇒ 39
"Daaaaaaah."
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Round 4! (NEW Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Deluge (pending Will save DC 18)
__ Hannar (pending Will save DC 18)
__ Pau -31 hp, prone, grappled
__ Bernard (pending Will save DC 18)
__ Xusius
__ Yangrit (can move back and restate if she likes)
__ The Sly Fox +15' up
__ Albino Crocodile grappled, sparkly
__ Virml confused
Map Updated
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Will ST: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Deluge is not confused at all. Mr. Fox is a danger to all and must be dealt with. And hopefully the others will do so. He finishes his spell and peeks around the corner, unleashing one of his DC 18 precious bolts of lightning on the crocodile, not liking the way he's looking at him. Besides, the fox looks like he would just dodge out of the way like that annoying fairy squad.
Remember that Pao has an active barkskin on him. It is probably factored into that 21 AC, but I'd like to make sure.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
I think he's still going to be hit by that tail (because he was grappled first and grappling does penalize your Dex). I won't be able to deep-dive the subject until later though. Still, there's a chance he doesn't take tail slap damage. Much of the other stuff comes from CMB v CMD, which "armor" doesn't typically help against.
gray reflex (grappled): 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 6 - 2 = 17 electricity damage: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 1) = 11
The lightning strikes the twisting crocodile--causing it to look up momentarily with Pau hanging from its mouth.
male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]
Will save DC 18: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
"Well now, that wasn't very nice." says Hannar as he casts a spell and points at the fox...
Force damage vs. Fox: 2d4 + 2 ⇒ (2, 3) + 2 = 7
...then removes his backpack.
Casting Magic Missile. Current AC=17/13/15
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Xusius trains his Wand of Magic Missile on the fox humanoid and lets loose with another force missile.
Magic Missile: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
"Zou are merely delaying ze inevitable! Zurrender now or face ze conzequences!"
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Will: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 111d4 ⇒ 4 - It begins.
"Huh, what, what is going on? You think you can trick me so easily, Fox? I have the iron will of Caiden behind me!" The ranger takes a sip from his flask, then fires his bow towards Virml.
Bow, hard corner so no provoke: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 7 - 4 = 41d8 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
He then takes a step backwards.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
I don’t have bark skin in my header. That’s just from mage armor. I forgot barkskin, so that’d make me a 23. I’ll change that now.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Also, I’m no good at the grapple rules. I think I can attack with natural weapons from a grapple, but if not, let me know how to proceed, GM.
Pau focuses his ki, enhancing his Melee abilities. Spending a Ki point for an extra attack.
FOB attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
FOB attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Ki Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Pau wrote: I don’t have bark skin in my header. That’s just from mage armor. I forgot barkskin, so that’d make me a 23. I’ll change that now. See this post.
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
TWMIGM wrote: Yangrit (can move back and restate if she likes) Don't mind if I do...
Albino Croc wrote: The giant lizard lashes out at Pau with its teeth and tail! Just as I thought! Surging through the desks, Yangrit powers toward the croc like a ship breaking sea ice, drawing her kama as so goes. With determined growl, she takes a swing at the rolling albino reptile.
Cold Iron Kama: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote: Also, I’m no good at the grapple rules. I think I can attack with natural weapons from a grapple, but if not, let me know how to proceed, GM.
Pau focuses his ki, enhancing his Melee abilities. Spending a Ki point for an extra attack.
PSRD wrote: If You Are Grappled
If you are grappled, you can attempt to break the grapple as a standard action by making a combat maneuver check (DC equal to your opponent’s CMD; this does not provoke an attack of opportunity) or Escape Artist check (with a DC equal to your opponent’s CMD). If you succeed, you break the grapple and can act normally. Alternatively, if you succeed, you can become the grappler, grappling the other creature (meaning that the other creature cannot freely release the grapple without making a combat maneuver check, while you can). Instead of attempting to break or reverse the grapple, you can take any action that doesn’t require two hands to perform, such as cast a spell or make an attack or full attack with a light or one-handed weapon against any creature within your reach, including the creature that is grappling you. See the grappled condition for additional details. If you are pinned, your actions are very limited. See the pinned condition in Conditions for additional details.
Grappled Condition
A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a –4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a –2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler’s CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity.
Prone Condition
The character is lying on the ground. A prone attacker has a –4 penalty on melee attack rolls and cannot use a ranged weapon (except for a crossbow). A prone defender gains a +4 bonus to Armor Class against ranged attacks, but takes a –4 penalty to AC against melee attacks.
Standing up is a move-equivalent action that provokes an attack of opportunity.
Pau pounds on the creature but it is like punching luggage full of rocks, and the creature is trashing so much that Yangrit can't draw a bead on it with her kama.
Also, though it is at a -2 to hit Pau with its tail (because it is grappled too) the croc can still hit him, as Pau is at -4 to Dex (because of being grappled), and -4 for being prone vs a melee attack.
Bernard fires an arrow (backwards) at Virml who shouts "BABOON!" in response.
The magical bolts of energy sting the fox man.
"Some friends you are, leaving you party hair-phobe to be devoured by my hand bag. So sad it is almost funny."
As he scuttles uncannily across the ceiling mural, he works another spell targeting Hannar.
Hannar Will save DC 16 v hideous laughter.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
gray grapple v Pau (controls grapple): 1d20 + 14 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 14 + 5 = 33 damage/death roll: 1d8 + 6 + 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 6 + (1) + 9 = 18 hit
The albino crocodile stubbornly holds onto Pau rolling him over and over like a ragdoll until he stops moving. Then its tail lashes out at Yangrit smashing a desk as it does so.
gray tail slap v Yangrit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19 damage: 1d12 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 miss
"Eww." says the fox looking down upon the mess all over the floor.
1d100 ⇒ 36
Virml babbles incoherently.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Round 5! (NEW Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Deluge
__ Hannar(pending Will save DC 16)
__ Pau -49 hp, prone, dying
__ Bernard confused
__ Xusius
__ Yangrit
__ The Sly Fox +15' up, -25 hp
__ Albino Crocodile sparkly -25 hp
__ Virml confused
Map Updated
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Totally not confused...: 1d4 ⇒ 2
"Hakuna...arghhaa...matatah..."
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Stabilization check 1d20 + 1 - 6 ⇒ (9) + 1 - 6 = 4
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Seeing that the croc is making mincemeat of Pao, and liking the fact that the last bolt did so well, he launches another one of his DC 18 bolts of lightning at the crocodile.
damage: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 3) = 11
His brief peek around the corner is not reassuring. "You can do this, guys! Take him down! Try an alchemists fire if you got one. Something that large has got to be easy to hit." which shows exactly how much he really cares about Pao's condition.
male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]
Will save vs. DC 16: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Not sure if that save fails or not: "A creature whose type is different from the caster’s receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw, because humor doesn’t “translate” well."
Also, the map indicate a 20' ceiling. Is the fox standing in order to be 15' up?
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Xusius fires another Magic Missile at the fox fiend.
Magic Missile: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
gray reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
The agitated crocodile rolls aside at the last moment, presumably because it's crocodile-sense was tingling. Most of Deluge's lightning pours down into a scribe's desk, causing it to explode.
Hannar the Wild wrote: Not sure if that save fails or not: "A creature whose type is different from the caster’s receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw, because humor doesn’t “translate” well."
Also, the map indicate a 20' ceiling. Is the fox standing in order to be 15' up?
Alas, Hannar and "the Fox" are both humanoids, so no bonus. He gets bilateral symmetrical humor.
For map purposes, "the Fox" occupies the standard Medium creature, 5' cube directly beneath the ceiling he is on from the PC's perspective. As combat is an abstract thing in D&D (whatever version) he doesn't necessarily need to be standing (though he is not considered prone at present) to still take up some space, and the difference of 2-3 feet can be hand-waved as it would be for a Small-sized character who was standing straight.
Xusius wrote: Xusius fires another Magic Missile at the fox fiend.
The fox grits his teeth and eyes the elf again.
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Growling in frustration at her whiff and thoroughly hating the predicament Pau is in, Yangrit swings wildly at the thrashing croc as she shouts: "Someone KILL THAT FOX!"
Flurry of Blows 1 (cold iron kama): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 71d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Flurry of Blows 2 (fist): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
The dice roller loves her. It really does.
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
I would really love to kill the frigging fox. I just have to wait my turn.
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
The croc is the bigger problem right now. The fox is an annoyance.
"Well, laugh." says the Fox to Xusius with utmost seriousness, mingling the words with magic. The Fox himself seems inspired by all the verbal interplay, and his zeal seems contagious as it encourages the albino crocodile below to snap its jaws and slaps its tail more vigorously.
Xusius, Will save DC 16 v hideous laughter.
"HA-HA!!"
The crocodile lunges at Yangrit jaws agape. **CHOMP!** Yangrit rolls away, but the damage is done. The white lizard crushes more furniture with its tail.
gray bite v Yangrit (inspired): 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 9 + 2 = 31 damage: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 = 14
THREAT!
confirm: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 2 = 27 additional damage: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 = 12
grab?: 1d20 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 14 + 2 = 17 hit, no grab
gray tail slap v Yangrit (inspired, v prone, grappled): 1d20 + 4 + 4 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 4 - 2 + 2 = 12 damage: 1d12 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 3 + 2 = 17 miss
1d100 ⇒ 751d8 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4
With both hands Virml grabs up one of the few remaining clay ink pots, and breaks it over his own head.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Things begin to look desperate for our heroes.
Round 6! (BOSS FIGHT Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Deluge
__ Hannar(pending another Will save DC 16) prone, laughing rd 1
__ Pau -50 hp, prone, dying
__ Bernard confused rd 3
__ Xusius (pending another Will save DC 16)
__ Yangrit -26 hp
__ The Sly Fox +15' up, inspired, -29 hp
__ Albino Crocodile inspired, sparkly -30 hp
__ Virml -4 hp, confused rd 3
Map Updated
male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]
Will save vs. DC=16: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Deluge flinches when he dares to take another peek as the next bolt comes on-line, seeing Yangrit flopping around in the crocs maw now.
"Take THIS!"
Once again a bolt of lighting comes out of nowhere and slams into the croc.
damage: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 6) = 12
Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Suddenly feeling way too vulnerable than she prefers, Yangrit *really* wishes she had some way to heal herself quickly and completely. There's no time to think about that, though. This croc would chew through the softies by the door in no time, so she has to take it out now, or die trying. (It'll probably be the latter.) Grimacing through the pain, she sidles around the croc and winds up for another set of swings.
Flurry of Blows 1 (cold iron kama): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 231d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Confirm crit?: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 101d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 --Nope.
Flurry of Blows 2 (fist): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 81d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
"There is one healing potion in my pack!" She shouts with what she is certain may very well be one of her final breaths.
Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |
Stabilization check 1d20 + 1 - 7 ⇒ (4) + 1 - 7 = -2
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Really guys, i'm fine...: 1d4 ⇒ 1 ... "See?"
"Actually, Mr Fox. I have always wanted to know, 'What does the fox say...ring-ding-ding-ding-deringdering!" as he fires off an arrow towards the fox who's elevation makes her an easy target for the ranger.
Bow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 161d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Better get this out of the way hopefully. I've failed too many of these things in this session. Wish I had some Hero Points!
Will: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 2 = 12
AARGH!
Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Knock it off, guys. You know Deluge can't run all that fast.
Hannar shakes free of his belly laughs, just as Xusius seems to get the punchline. The elf collapses to the floor amid peels of laughter.
Bernard's arrow misses the slippery fox and instead strikes the ceiling mural, making it look like the gnome's head has been transfixed by the shaft right through the ear.
Deluge rains lightning down upon the white crocodile, just as Yangrit winds up, and punches the crocodile on the nose causing its eyes to roll up into its head.
gray reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
The thing collapses threatening to squash her and Pau both with its great bulk, but when it hits it explodes into a swirl of pale vellum the same color as the cursed scroll. It whirls about like a tornado before fizzling out into small motes of dimming fairy dust that rise up through the ceiling as if it wasn't there.
"Oh bother." says the Fox looking down at the dissipating crocodile. "I suppose I'll just have to escape back into the library again and then we can begin the chase anew. HA!"
"You there, Hannar was it? Be a sport, and clear the door for me. I can't very well exit with everyone standing around right there, now can I?" he says suggesting a course of action to the sorcerer backed up by words of magic.
Hannar Will save (DC 17) vs the suggestion.
He scuttles down from the ceiling like an athletic spider monkey, lands, draws his rapier with a flourish. At the same time he swirls his cape dramatically about him which causes a bit of distortion in the nearby air (granting him concealment (20% miss chance) against ranged attacks).
1d100 ⇒ 86
1 Deluge, 2 Hannar, 3 the Fox: 1d3 ⇒ 1
"WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!" Virml screams before throwing himself upon Deluge.
Virml unimproved grapple v Deluge: 1d20 ⇒ 17 hit, possibly depending upon what if anything Deluge has in his hands, and what he may or may not do with it.
"That might work too, I suppose." muses the Fox to himself.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Round 7! (BOSS FIGHT Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Deluge (might be grappled)
__ Hannar (pending another Will save DC 17), prone
__ Pau -51 hp, prone, still dying
__ Bernard confused rd 4
__ Xusius (pending another another Will save DC 16), prone
__ Yangrit -26 hp
__ The Sly Fox -29 hp, inspired, concealment from range
__ Virml -4 hp, confused rd 4 (might be grappled)
Map Updated
* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Confusion: 1d4 ⇒ 2
Bernard is still a loonie. "Ring-ding-ding-ding-deringdering!"
The Fox looks at Bernard and sniffs.
Male NG Elf Wizard 4 | AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Will: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 3 + 2 = 25
Xusius fires another Magic Missile into the fox.
Magic Missile: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
He then moves up.
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