World's Most Interesting Out of Anarchy (001) [PFS Standard 6-22] (Inactive)

Game Master Great Green God

Game Day VII session 2 begins Saturday, October 6th. The pre-game show starts now.:
Several years ago, rebellion in the seaside town of Pezzack resulted in a Chelish blockade to slowly starve the rioters into submission. Since then few have entered or left, trapping the increasingly desperate citizens with little with which to repair their broken homes and eke out a living. When the Society learns that an important informant still lives in the ruined town, the PCs must smuggle themselves into Pezzack, navigate the devastated urban landscape, and extract their contact—all without igniting a new rebellion and inviting Cheliax’s unfettered wrath.

Content in “Out of Anarchy” contributes to the ongoing story-line of the Dark Archive and Liberty’s Edge factions.

~Handouts and Maps~

Those Who have been pressganged into service:
Initiative
[dice=Aiden Richter]1d20+1[/dice]
[dice=Aquavius]1d20+2[/dice]
[dice=Reggie Bottleberry]1d20+1[/dice]
[dice=Son of Cayden]1d20+1[/dice]
[dice=Xanac Candledark]1d20+2[/dice]
[dice=]1d20+[/dice]

Perception
[dice=Aiden Richter]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=Aquavius]1d20+6[/dice]
[dice=Reggie Bottleberry]1d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Son of Cayden]1d20+1[/dice]
[dice=Xanac Candledark]1d20+6[/dice]
[dice=]1d20[/dice]

Sense motive
[dice=Aiden Richter]1d20+6[/dice]
[dice=Aquavius]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Reggie Bottleberry]1d20+1[/dice]
[dice=Son of Cayden]1d20+1[/dice]
[dice=Xanac Candledark]1d20+3]1d20+2[/dice]
[dice=]1d20[/dice]


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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Aiden can't get his blade deep enough between the doors to reach the bar.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Doors barred, noodles expensive....

Grand Lodge

LN Nagaji Brawler 6

Your telling me!

575 Looks at the noodles, his stomach and mouth salivating with hunger, he looks at Madge with something akin to shock when she mentions her price.

Though they smell superb
Both mouth and belly craving.
The price is obscene.

He shakes his head in disappointment, before returning to see how his companions are fairing at their investigation of the warehouse.

Grand Lodge

Raging Song 15 rounds HP 21/21 | AC 17 T 12 FF 15 | Saves: 4/3/4 | CMD 15 | Perception +6 | Init +2 Female Undine | Skald 3 | Spells -/3 | GM Reroll +1 |

"Alright then, let's find a side entrance." Aquavius begins patrolling around the building to find any alternate entrances.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7


Disguised alias of Son of Cayden

Boratio follows Reggie and Aquavius around the warehouse, waving for the others to follow.

Dark Archive

Male Human Bounty Hunter Slayer 5 / Rake URogue 2 (HP: 63/63 | AC: 17/12/16 | F+7 R+9 W+5| Init +1 | Percep +10 SM +10) Speed: 40

Aiden looks over and follows them around to look for other entrances.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

The dockside entrances are both barred from within, the one along the west side of the building is actually boarded up and nailed from the outside.

The street to the south of the building is clogged with burnt and wrecked building materials form other structures mixed with similarly destroyed furniture.

There don't seem to be any other apparent entrances.


575 wrote:

575 Looks at the noodles, his stomach and mouth salivating with hunger, he looks at Madge with something akin to shock when she mentions her price.

Though they smell superb
Both mouth and belly craving.
The price is obscene.

He shakes his head in disappointment, before returning to see how his companions are fairing at their investigation of the warehouse.

"Oh, there's things might be cheaper and more obscene, but nothing's better than noodles in a silver tureen. Noodles! Noddles! Get your yummy-in-the-tummy noodles!"


Disguised alias of Son of Cayden

The party circles the warehouse looking for the best entrance.

Perception assist 575 attempt: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Inspire Competence on 575 using fun armpit fart sounds here and there, and everywhere; the infrasonic reverberation actually helps the reptilian dude hear better and map out the texture of the building --> +2 to Perception on each of the 4 faces of the building; 4 rounds of bardic performance spent


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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Boratio Fishblower wrote:

The party circles the warehouse looking for the best entrance.

[dice=Perception assist 575 attempt]1d20+1=2

Boratio inadvertently uses his bardic distraction ability upon 575. :)

Grand Lodge

LN Nagaji Brawler 6

Let's see...

Perception: 1d20 + 8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 8 + 4 = 17

575 gives Boratio an inscrutable look as the man seems incapable of being silent and the noise indeed starts to get very distracting.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 4 = 29

For a moment, he manages to remember his time back at the academy in Nagajor, and focuses on the warehouse, his mind blocking out the strange human while he tries to spot another way in, perhaps something higher up they could climb to.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 8 + 4 = 13
Perception: 1d20 + 8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 8 + 4 = 13

But invariably, his efforts fail, until all he can focus on is the Boratio's incessant activity.

Ha! Very distracting

There is a saying
Common among my people...
Silence is golden

Dark Archive

Male Human Bounty Hunter Slayer 5 / Rake URogue 2 (HP: 63/63 | AC: 17/12/16 | F+7 R+9 W+5| Init +1 | Percep +10 SM +10) Speed: 40

Aiden looks around the buidling. "Well, no easy entry. Do we escalate this and find a way in? Maybe climb up to the second floor and break in. We probably should wait until it's dark if we're doing that. Otherwise, maybe we leave this be for now."


Disguised alias of Son of Cayden

"Agreed! let's come back later when it's dark!"


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

On to Gold Street

The jagged cobblestone street is lined with storefronts looted to the buildings’ bones. Entire walls have been hauled away, stripped not just of stone and wood but also the nails that secured them, and anything remotely valuable was picked clean years ago. One shop stands relatively intact, however—Torandril’s Finery. Its windows are boarded shut, though lights inside appear to shine between the planks.

Go in?

Grand Lodge

Raging Song 15 rounds HP 21/21 | AC 17 T 12 FF 15 | Saves: 4/3/4 | CMD 15 | Perception +6 | Init +2 Female Undine | Skald 3 | Spells -/3 | GM Reroll +1 |

"You see anything up there?" Aquavius notices 575 returning. "I'm getting bored. And hungry. I'll buy some noodles."

Aquavius sees if she can buy the bowl of noodles. "5 pieces of gold? I can do this." She pulls out her iron pot and grabs 5 gold.


Previously, back at Madge's Noodle Cart

Aquavius wrote:

"You see anything up there?" Aquavius notices 575 returning. "I'm getting bored. And hungry. I'll buy some noodles."

Aquavius sees if she can buy the bowl of noodles. "5 pieces of gold? I can do this." She pulls out her iron pot and grabs 5 gold.

"Coins!? What am supposed to do with those? How about you give me that mirror there and I'll give you two servings of my oodley noodles?"

Grand Lodge

Raging Song 15 rounds HP 21/21 | AC 17 T 12 FF 15 | Saves: 4/3/4 | CMD 15 | Perception +6 | Init +2 Female Undine | Skald 3 | Spells -/3 | GM Reroll +1 |

"Ah right, we barter for everything here." She fishes out her mirror. "Fill 'er up!"


"Here you go!"

Dark Archive

Male Human Bounty Hunter Slayer 5 / Rake URogue 2 (HP: 63/63 | AC: 17/12/16 | F+7 R+9 W+5| Init +1 | Percep +10 SM +10) Speed: 40

Aiden approaches the shop, looking for anyone who might be watching them approach. He tries to peer in between the board into the light to see if anyone is inside.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

dice:
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

There is a rumble of noise coming from inside from several burly-sounding male occupants.


The door flies open!

A man stands in the doorway. "What do you want?" he demands.

Dark Archive

Male Human Bounty Hunter Slayer 5 / Rake URogue 2 (HP: 63/63 | AC: 17/12/16 | F+7 R+9 W+5| Init +1 | Percep +10 SM +10) Speed: 40

Aiden looks up at the sign. "Uh, fineries?" He straightens up. "I was just wondering you were open for business."


dice:
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19

"Now now. The man looks like he wants to do some business. Let the necromancer in. We're open right now. I'm Cessia. I run things. What's your name stranger? And what sort of 'finery' were you interested in?"

The room beyond it is filled with a half-dozen men of low-character most of them involved in a game of dice being played on a beautiful antique desk. Besides the men every corner of the place is filled (literally stacked to the rafters) with the least worn items of value that the party has seen since coming to Pezzack. Beautiful furniture piled high, a cabinet filled with several sets of silverware, racks of fine clothing, a functioning water-clock, an open desk drawer full of decorative snuff boxes, many of them scrimshaw--the place is the Pezzack mint.

Liberty's Edge

Male M Halfling Order of the Paw Cavalier 6th HP 62/62 AC 27 /ff 26 /t 13, Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +5, Init +1, Per +3, Spd 20' (15’ in armor)

Reggie rides Rowdy around the building with the rest of the Pathfinders. He doesn't have much to contribute when it comes to searching and, unless there's a strange smelling entrance, Rowdy's not going to be any more help.

"They're like rats in a cage, left with nothing to eat but each other," he comments sadly as he rides along, seeing just how gutted all the shops here are.

"There has to be something we can do to help these people," he says.

His eyes narrow as he sees the collection of decent, not even great, items here.

"I've never been to this shop, before. It's an impressive collection. How did you happen to get your hands on so many fine things?" he asks.


"Trade. Sometimes folks need things. I provide them for a fee. It's just business. That's for free. Any other questions will cost you something. However, I insist that all my trading partners have manners. It doesn't do to trade with riff-raff off the street. It's bad enough for the reputation to be seen with necromancers, but other scoundrels who won't even give a lady their names aren't worth my time."

This gets a laugh from her men.


Disguised alias of Son of Cayden

"Agreed! me name be Boratio... Boratio Fishblower at yer service! My my... 'tis the place ta be in Pezzack! look at those snuff boxes!! ye be livin' in style, my dear Cessia! my compliments to ye and yer fiiiine establishment..." says Boratio, bowing low and tipping his tricorne hat to her, offering to kiss her hand like a proper gentleman would.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Gold Street where dreams are bought and sold.

Prof. Poppo wrote:
Well, if you think you're up to it, the thieves’ guild operates out of here, on Gold Street. Lots of information if you can buy it. You didn’t bring money with you, did you? Nobody takes money here. Maybe the Loyalists, but still, nobody worth spending it on.”

dice:
Aiden Richter: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18

Reggie Bottleberry: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Son of Cayden: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Aiden:
You get the idea that Cessia isn't too friendly. She has the mind of an accountant of the sort that is only impressed by some business acumen (Appraise, or Profession (merchant)), tough negotiation (Diplomacy) or gold in the form of valuables (a stiff bribe).


dice:
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18

"What can I do for you, Boratio?"

Dark Archive

Male Human Bounty Hunter Slayer 5 / Rake URogue 2 (HP: 63/63 | AC: 17/12/16 | F+7 R+9 W+5| Init +1 | Percep +10 SM +10) Speed: 40

Appraise: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Aiden smiles at the woman. Now this was a Chelaxian he could work with. "Cessia, I'm Aiden. It seems like you've made out quite well for yourself over the past few years. The fact that your men are dicing on a vintage desk that looks to be made by Wiscrani craftsman Grantham Kelman speaks to either your wealth or their lack of discipline. A desk like that is probably over 300 years old if the legs haven't been remodeled. I think he stopped that style when his sons returned from the Everwar."

"You have good taste, Cessia, and you seem to know how the game is played. Mind if ask you some questions? Perhaps we could be persuaded to donate to your business. That is, if things remain discreet."

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24


"Of course. Though what you call 'donations' is just the cost of doing business in Pezzack. What did you want to know?"

Dark Archive

CN male Wayang Psychic 7
Spoiler:
|AC 17, T 13, FF 15|HP: 37/37 |F +2, R +4, W +4 (+2 vs shadow; +1 vs LD/sonic)|Init +2, Perc +9|CMB 0 CMD 12|Phrenic 7/7, Blurred 5/5, Gaseous 5/5, Shadow Speaker 4/4, Light\Dark 1/1, Detect Thoughts 1/1

Previously, back at Madge's Noodle Cart...

DM:
What say you: Could animate rope work on oodlie doodlie noodlies? Either to steal some (accompanied by ghost sound to distract her and/or a Stealth check), or failing that, to put on a show in exchange for dinner? Either way, I will be placing them in one of Gunty's hearty bread rations(TM) (courtesy of "Gallows of Madness, Part I"), carved into a bowl.

Once at Torandril’s Finery...

Stealth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

Candledark keeps well at the back, studying these misers' private ledgers, so to speak....

Detect thoughts, DC 17!

Dark Archive

Male Human Bounty Hunter Slayer 5 / Rake URogue 2 (HP: 63/63 | AC: 17/12/16 | F+7 R+9 W+5| Init +1 | Percep +10 SM +10) Speed: 40

"Well, do you know about this performance at Manukirt Trading Co.
Warehouse tomorrow? Rumor is Jaks Arunai will be performing. Either that or the Pamphletmaker. Some think they're the same. You know anything about that?"


"Sure, I know about him, and it will cost you (50 gp in valuables)."

dice:
will: 1d20 ⇒ 5
will: 1d20 ⇒ 10
will: 1d20 ⇒ 16
will: 1d20 ⇒ 10
will: 1d20 ⇒ 3
will: 1d20 ⇒ 14
will: 1d20 ⇒ 13
will: 1d20 ⇒ 18
will: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Candledark:
Jerk. Huh? I wonder if it's infected? Let's get back to the game already. Get a load of that hat. Hey, that's my glass! A necromancer could be useful down the road. Madge's noodles were great today. I wonder if Til's is hitting Auntie's later. Maybe I can get a nice designer backpack out of the deal.

Dark Archive

CN male Wayang Psychic 7
Spoiler:
|AC 17, T 13, FF 15|HP: 37/37 |F +2, R +4, W +4 (+2 vs shadow; +1 vs LD/sonic)|Init +2, Perc +9|CMB 0 CMD 12|Phrenic 7/7, Blurred 5/5, Gaseous 5/5, Shadow Speaker 4/4, Light\Dark 1/1, Detect Thoughts 1/1

DM:
1: Do I know who/what "Til's" is? OOC, I can't recall. Is that final thought coming from Cessia (whose Will save I assume was the only one made with a bonus)?

2: What about my previous spoiler regarding Madge's Noodle Cart?

Candledark continues haunting their minds in silent concentration....


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Xanac Candledark wrote:
Previously, back at Madge's Noodle Cart...

Candledark:
That depends. One, are you planning on having the time to post more frequently? I would hate for Candledark to start a CR 7 encounter, and then leaving the party there to deal with it until Wednesday. Second, there really isn't any place to hide near the cart itself aside from maybe Aquavius and 575. Madge is a pragmatist and only deals in tangibles.
Xanac Candledark wrote:
Candledark continues haunting their minds in silent concentration....

Candledark:
1) No. 2) Possibly. It's all train of thought. 2 again?) I was working on it. ;)

Disguised alias of Son of Cayden

"Of course, dear Cessia! we have the utmost respect for yer trade and would expect no less. You get what ye pay for, after all! We're no beggars knockin' at yer door, and we'll pay what ye ask fer."

Boratio sits and open his backpack, displaying some of his items. Looking at the rest of the Pathfinders, he says, "Come now lads and lasses! show her what ye got, and perhaps we can all chip in somewhat equally instead of one of us havin' to fork it all over fer the others!"

Boratio raises an eyebrow and watches who's being cheap and uncooperative in the party.

Liberty's Edge

Male CG Human (Taldan) Bard 10 (Arcane Duelist) - Init. +1, Senses Normal Vision Perception +3, AC 25/ touch 12/ ff 24; CMD 24 (26 vs. trip); hp 57/57, F+6, R+9, W+9 (+2 vs. mind-affecting/negative energy/charm/fear), Speed 30 ft. BUFFS: heroism, raiment of command, alcohol boost, inspire courage +2

Yo... I know this is between you and the GM, but why is the supra-genius Intelligence 21 psychic trying to steal noodles from an old lady? if Son of Cayden is aware of this someone will have a serious talking to... O_O


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Son of Cayden wrote:
Yo... why is the supra-genius Intelligence 21 psychic trying to steal noodles from an old lady? if Son of Cayden is aware of this someone will have a serious talking to... O_O

Hey! You're not here so pipe down! ;)


Disguised alias of Son of Cayden

Boratio starts the negotiations...

"I got 2 gallons of ale - FROM THE OUTSIDE! - as a starter! bring yer tankards boys, same fer ye, Cessia! THAT, I provide to ye all fer free!"

Boratio taps the small keg and starts filling mugs, including his own, and drinks heartily.

"Fer my share, how 'bout I provide five quality daggers?"

Boratio begins drawing daggers from his left wading boots... and fishing deep, his trousers, underneath the wading boots... then at the bottom of his backpack... and then one from under his shirt, down the middle... and one... from... under... his hat!

One of the daggers has the coat of arms of Taldor, one has the wings of Andoran, two appear to have the cross of Cheliax and one... one is just strange, crude in style, yet functional, with an handle wrapped in elk-skin and probably from some Kellid tribe up north...

Dark Archive

Male Human Bounty Hunter Slayer 5 / Rake URogue 2 (HP: 63/63 | AC: 17/12/16 | F+7 R+9 W+5| Init +1 | Percep +10 SM +10) Speed: 40

Aiden smiles at Boratio, but then pulls out a potion and places it on the table. "Something tells me that this is going to be an expensive conversation. Cessia, you keep answering, this stays on the table. Trust me, it's worth it. Now talk." He eyes her, watching her as she answers.

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21 Trying to ensure she's telling the truth and not cheating us, at least not lying to cheat us.

Aiden is willing to give up a potion of Bull's Strength (300gp) if we can get lots of info. If each answer is going to cost us 50gp, then this will add up quickly. If that's too much for Aiden's share, then you guys can just pay for his noodles. :)

Grand Lodge

Raging Song 15 rounds HP 21/21 | AC 17 T 12 FF 15 | Saves: 4/3/4 | CMD 15 | Perception +6 | Init +2 Female Undine | Skald 3 | Spells -/3 | GM Reroll +1 |

Aquavius returns, eating noodles out of her iron pot. "Where's everyone going now? Oh, nice."

She turns to the proprietess. "Howdy, my name's Aquavius. Fancy place you've got here. Not much I have to offer here. Besides these noodles, but you're probably not hungry."


Costs vary based on the estimated value of the information imparted.

Aiden:
Aiden gets the feeling that the prices have come down a bit from usual because Cessia respects his business acumen.

Cessia smiles at the other payment options but picks up the vial of magical potion and tips out a drop on her finger. "I need to know if it is the genuine article of course. 'Trust but verify.'" She holds the bead of liquid up to her eye, sniffs it and finally tastes it.

perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18

"Alright, you have a 300 gold piece credit on your account. Jaks Arunai, that two-bit poet who steals his best lines from books put out elsewhere in the last five years. I’d know, because I sold them to him. Still, he’s done enough to get into someone’s good graces as he’s got contacts in the Thistles that seem to protect him from the Loyalists. He’s got some event tomorrow at the Old Manukirt warehouse that I’ll attend just to see who he’s ripping off now. You've got 250 gold pieces left in your account.”

Candledark:
A strengthening potion. I wonder why a they want to know so badly about that b&!!!@#! artist? I really will have to go to the warehouse tomorrow.

Dark Archive

CN male Wayang Psychic 7
Spoiler:
|AC 17, T 13, FF 15|HP: 37/37 |F +2, R +4, W +4 (+2 vs shadow; +1 vs LD/sonic)|Init +2, Perc +9|CMB 0 CMD 12|Phrenic 7/7, Blurred 5/5, Gaseous 5/5, Shadow Speaker 4/4, Light\Dark 1/1, Detect Thoughts 1/1
Son of Cayden wrote:
Yo... I know this is between you and the GM, but why is the supra-genius Intelligence 21 psychic trying to steal noodles from an old lady? if Son of Cayden is aware of this someone will have a serious talking to... O_O

Honestly? Because if only the DM were to go for it, I thought using animate rope on noodles would've been FUNNY. Also, in case you haven't figured it out, this character was inspired by a certain (season-appropriate) cartoon supervillain.

DM:
Anyways, if that won't work in either capacity, I'll just barter for it. You said she only deals in tangibles, but you ALSO said she's an information broker - could I pay her in knowledge? Failing that, does it have to be precisely 5 gp worth of goods? I've got some nice candles, those are pretty pragmatic. Could I try a Craft check to see if I managed to make some of them exceptionally good candles that would be worth more? What if I offered her some of Gunty's hearty bread rations(TM) - fancy, imported bread from one of the finest artisan bakeries in Isger? That might be of exceptional interest around here, actually.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Xanac Candledark wrote:
Son of Cayden wrote:
Yo... I know this is between you and the GM, but why is the supra-genius Intelligence 21 psychic trying to steal noodles from an old lady? if Son of Cayden is aware of this someone will have a serious talking to... O_O
Honestly? Because if only the DM were to go for it, I thought using animate rope on noodles would've been FUNNY. Also, in case you haven't figured it out, this character was inspired by a certain (season-appropriate) cartoon supervillain.

For the record animate rope does work on noodles. (I just had some Noodles and Co. so I should know.) Anyhow, it does need to be 5 gp in value.

Xanac Candledark wrote:
Also, in case you haven't figured it out, this character was inspired by a certain (season-appropriate) cartoon supervillain.

Donald Trump? I get the 'small hands' but....

Candledark:
The candle option works, Candledark got a 22 on his day job roll (which ordinarily would net you 20 gp by adventure's end) we could just take 5 of that and apply it to the purchase of some noodles which you could make dance and sing--not that anyone would ever believe that something as simple as a noodles could do so. I mean you might as well say you saw a singing and dancing frog.

Dark Archive

CN male Wayang Psychic 7
Spoiler:
|AC 17, T 13, FF 15|HP: 37/37 |F +2, R +4, W +4 (+2 vs shadow; +1 vs LD/sonic)|Init +2, Perc +9|CMB 0 CMD 12|Phrenic 7/7, Blurred 5/5, Gaseous 5/5, Shadow Speaker 4/4, Light\Dark 1/1, Detect Thoughts 1/1
The World's Most Interesting GM wrote:
For the record animate rope does work on noodles. (I just had some Noodles and Co. so I should know.) Anyhow, it does need to be 5 gp in value.

Awesome. How well do these "oodlie-doodlies" keep? I might in fact want to save these for later....

The World's Most Interesting GM wrote:
Xanac Candledark wrote:
Also, in case you haven't figured it out, this character was inspired by a certain (season-appropriate) cartoon supervillain.
Donald Trump? I get the 'small hands' but....

NO, and you know it.

Besides:
'Cartoon?' Amazingly close to one, I'll give you that. You know something's up when Sacha Baron Cohen is amazed that someone like that actually exists.

'Super?' Not even. He's like a Twilight Zone character who just bumbles his way into extraordinary circumstances, and has no idea what to do with them.

'Villain?' He can only wish. He's a-bit-of-Mr.-Spacely meets a-lot-of-Willy-Loman. The problem between him and George W. Bush is that the way most people feel comfortable talking about one, is in fact the way they should be talking about the other. It's a bit like being force-fed a massive turd-sundae for circa 18-57 years, only to suddenly scream, "I HATE maraschino cherries!"

The World's Most Interesting GM wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

*shrug* It's a deal.

Dark Archive

Male Human Bounty Hunter Slayer 5 / Rake URogue 2 (HP: 63/63 | AC: 17/12/16 | F+7 R+9 W+5| Init +1 | Percep +10 SM +10) Speed: 40

Aiden frowns. "Not sure that qualifies as a real answer. I knew about the performance... Anyway, what about what's been going on around the warehouse itself? Rumors are a merfolk was seen diving there, but I suspect it wasn't really something so exotic. Do you know who it was and what they were looking for?"


“That's probably Jax Telandril. He’s been doing odd jobs around Bruck’s little fiefdom in Docktown for years. My associates claim he’s been scrounging the harbor floor in his spare time in hopes of finding something valuable enough to pay off his debts, though I doubt even that will work. That brings your total down to 225 gp.”


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Xanac Candledark wrote:
The World's Most Interesting GM wrote:
For the record animate rope does work on noodles. (I just had some Noodles and Co. so I should know.) Anyhow, it does need to be 5 gp in value.
Awesome. How well do these "oodlie-doodlies" keep? I might in fact want to save these for later....

They keep about as well as Xanac might expect. He'll want to eat them soon, or hold off on buying them until later.

Grand Lodge

Raging Song 15 rounds HP 21/21 | AC 17 T 12 FF 15 | Saves: 4/3/4 | CMD 15 | Perception +6 | Init +2 Female Undine | Skald 3 | Spells -/3 | GM Reroll +1 |

"Mm. Anyone wants to try these noodles?" Aquavius munches on some more.

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