DM Mooshybooshy, "the Foolish" |
I pull inspiration from all over the place! This particular doodad was found on a Subreddit of Reddit.com that's called "What's this thing?" where people post pictures of weird things they can't identify. Here's a link to the post in question!
Porkgasm |
So, my posting situation will be a bit difficult in the upcoming weeks. Ever hear of those sad stories with homeless vets on the holidays? That would be this guy. So, while I figure out how to stabilize my situation, posting will be difficult for me, Probably 1, maybe 2 posts a day I can get it. Sorry if this messes with the flow of things, and I hope to get back to a normal life so I can get to enjoy my simple hobbies soon.
MiniGM |
Bond resolved (Advancing bond with Grick)"his ways are certainly strange, especially the dying and coming back part" +1
Alignment check...chaotic Not particularly
“Did we learn something new and important about the world? Yes, how to cure undead bite +1XP
Did we overcome a notable monster or enemy? Yes, the necromancer +1XP
Did we loot a memorable treasure? Yes, the magic armor that had been stolen from the clan +1XP
Level up!
MiniGM |
DM, I want to take another move from the fighter list (basically I don't particularly like the moves left to me in my 2-5 level range for barbarian)-Can I take this one?
The idea is that it has begun to gain power from the latent powers of Tanulth the Eater of All and the are revealing themselves now
Signature Weapon-My club
This is your weapon. There are many like it, but this one is yours. Your weapon is your best friend. It is your life. You master it as you master your life. Your weapon, without you, is useless. Without your weapon, you are useless. You must wield your weapon true.
Choose a base description, all are 2 weight:
Club
Choose the range that best fits your weapon:
Close
Choose two enhancements:
Knotted and filled with Tanulth's Rage. +1 damage, but +1 weight.
Glows in the presence of one type of creature, your choice.
Choose a look:
Ancient
DM Mooshybooshy, "the Foolish" |
Oh yeah, Barbarians have an advanced move called Appetite for Destruction that allows you to do this (copy a Fighter class move, that is.) Completely allowed, no problem. Also very thematically appropriate considering it's a bone of your dead god. What kind of creature does it grow in the presence of?
"Thunk" |
yea i wasn't sure about that. I figure it should be whatever the nastiest foe of Tanulth was, so one of the "goodly" races
1=Human
2=Elves
3=Dwarves
4=Gnomes
5=Hobbits
6=DM Choice! I find out later
1d6 ⇒ 1 Glows dark blue when humans are about
Smoog |
I also like to think Thunk's dreams might have been touched by the time-altering nature of this temple.
Such a cool, rich backstory making Thunk and Tanulth very believable with drive and motivation.
Fssst |
To be fair, the dwarf might get some sense that Fssst is hiding something too (an enormous urge to murder the dwarf and his allies).
Probably won't be too much longer before I invite him into the room to be slaughtered.
Smoog |
I am torn between wanting to negotiate our way out of a fight and killing them all.
Do we really want to leave anyone alive who can say to others, "You know, that pack of angry kobolds is coming. They are really pissed and plan on killing all who they see as responsible for the death of their God-Dragon."
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I am leaning towards not announcing our existence so we can move around without being hunted all the time.
So far we have left no witnesses apart from the frogs who won't tell or be believed anyway.
Fssst |
Oh we should absolutely kill them. We just might not be able to get information from them after we do so. I'd love to know if the southern dwarves are formally aligned with the folks who killed Gorlaug.
Hegh |
Mooshy, my Exterminatus move only would really seem to work if my target can understand my threats. I'd like to take a shot at an in-universe explanation for why Hegh would speak common.
The mortals that stood in quivering tribute to Gorlaug would often send emissaries to Gorlaug's court to attempt to negotiate less draconian terms. Even when Gorlaug allowed these emissaries to live, he would not sully himself by speaking directly to them. This task was left to the members of the honor guard, trained since birth in Common so as to communicate with these lesser beings.
Smoog |
I heard that running text thru Google Translate a few times using different languages is a pretty good simulation of what garbled mangled speech might sound like.
I used English>Portuguese>Armenian>Bulgarian>English
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So Grick's last exchange with the Dwarf might have sounded like this...
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Grick steps into the view of the dwarf, "I listened thick legs, Grick am immortal, death and come back to it ... I stand by my first red, and his name with a vengeance.
I have to destroy this lack destroy the murderers gay Necromancer ... I do not have time to talk about what you're looking for?
I thought thick legs had to be simple and honest people. They are nothing but lies stories.“
Grick turns and looks at Sees-Death," In my talks with you," he tells the stout legs before bellowing "Sees-Death, is negotiating with the dwarf, the thing we have, and we want that information known.”
Sees-Death |
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Ash and blood whip through a raking wind around a decimated battleground. Two lone figures, small but stark against the burning sky, stand at the center of the decimation. One, a female Kobold, disfigured with corrupted dragon's blood, small wings sliding through the folds of her ornate vestments. At the motion of one claw, a blue dragon whelp alights on the ground beside her.
Facing her stands a male Kobold fully enclosed in hasping machinery and buzzing coils. The pull of a lever levels a plasma cannon at the opposing two figures. The wind changes direction and the fogs recedes, revealing the bodies of other Kobolds which litter the ground.
The male Kobold shouts over the gale. "We were friends once!"
"We were never friends, Artificer, and that's the problem, isn't it? You never knew! All those times, success at your fingertips, only to have it whisked away, like a carrot on a string?"
Anathema Arts (Reduce Damage, Interfere): 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 6) + 2 = 13
"This ends here, witch!"
Plasma Cannon: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (6, 1) + 3 = 10
Plasma Damage: 2d8 - 1d4 ⇒ (6, 3) - (3) = 6
Interfere: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 3) + 3 = 10
The cannon jerks wide at the last second, burning a hole in the side of a mountain.
"Violence, at this stage? How barbaric! You'll hurt my feelings, oh my brother! Gojira doesn't like when my feelings get hurt." The whelp spits and blue lightning snaps and arcs around its mouth.
Metal Catastrophe: 2d6 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 2 + 2 = 14
Dual Breath Damage: 1d10 + 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + (2) + 2 = 5
Smoog |
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"Violence? Yes! Violence is all we have ever known.
And besides, you never had any feelings to begin with let alone to be hurt.
So let's not pretend you are fooling anyone with your pity party.
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I knew you were never really helping us, ANY of us.
But just as carrying more rocks in one's backpack makes one stronger,
I used your minor hindrances to grow stronger still."
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Absorb Arcane Energy: 1 = 1 no roll needed for a +1 to Daily Charge Battery
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Then suddenly, the dragon pup's lightening arcs across the distance.
To the female kobold's surprise it is immediately absorbed by the artifact armor that surrounds the angry male kobold.
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"Fool, my equipment runs on ELECTRICITY!"
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Absorb Elecrtic Energy: 1 = 1 no roll needed for a +1 to Daily Charge Battery
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And with that the metal machine glows with pulsating energy and rockets into the air, trailing a ribbon of steam and music off towards the setting sun.
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The sound of fury....
Sees-Death |
I don't think the Thumps will align. Thunk and Hegh can commence their shortsighted massacre whenever they'd like. Sees will stay perched on top of the temple, aiding and waiting for an opportune time to start blasting the temple.
Hegh |
A while ago I mentioned that I'm running a "fantasy space western with magic" game using the Dungeon World system. We now have 3 core players, including Moosh and Sees. If anyone else might be interested, feel free to send me a PM.