Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote: Anguirus the spiky kaiju wrote: 2:30 PM on Wednesday, 23rd January, in the desert that was not yet called Arizona:
AAA-WWWOOOOOOGGGAAAAAHHH!!! GRUFF!! GRUFF!! HHAAA-WWWOOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAHHH!!!
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The massive, spiky-shelled, ankylosaur-like kaiju charges toward Gojira with feet that trample the arid dunes and shake boulders loose from the canyons! It launches its impossibly colossal body toward Gojira, curled up in an armored ball, like a massive, spiky armadillo! *KRAKA-DOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!!*
Anguirus bowls into Gojira, piercing the King of Kaiju's scaly hide, and invoking his ire!!
HHHOOOOONNNKKK!!!! BRRREEEAAAAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!
** spoiler omitted **
Gojira tries correcting his playmate's antisocial behavior with a blast of his atomic breath... *BBBZZZZAAAAAAAPPP!!!
GODZILLA! by Blue Oyster Cult...
Buzzing by overhead in the blue Great Plains Sky, Mosura tries to warn Anguirus of Gojira's atomic fire, but is too late! She can only watch helplessly, and zap Gojira with her lightning, as the King of Kaiju roasts the spiky ankylosaur!
*BBBZZZAAAAAAPPPPP!!* BZZZZZTT!! BBBZZZZZTT!! *BBBZZZAAAAPPPP!!*
Flying around over Gojira, zapping him with the occasional bolt of lightning to try to stop his mayhem and carnage, Mosura does her best to minimize the destruction of the wanton King of Kaiju!
BBBZZZZZZZZZTTT!!! BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!! BBBZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
*BA-ZZZAAAAAPPPP!!!* crackles her lightning breath, which seems to have little effect on Gojira!
Flying around over Gojira, zapping him with the occasional bolt of lightning to try to stop his mayhem and carnage, Mosura does her best to minimize the destruction of the wanton King of Kaiju!
BBBZZZZZZZZZTTT!!! BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!! BBBZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
*BA-ZZZAAAAAPPPP!!!* crackles her lightning breath, which seems to have little effect on Gojira!
BBBZZZZZZZZZTTT!! BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!
Flying away as fast as her cooked wings can carry her, Mosura yields to the King of Kaiju!
BBBZZZZZZZZZTTTTT!!! BBBBBBZZZZZZZZTTTT!!! BBBBZZZZZZZTTTTT!!!
Flying away as fast as her cooked wings can carry her, Mosura yields to the King of Kaiju!
BBBZZZZZZZZZTTTTT!!! BBBBBBZZZZZZZZTTTT!!! BBBBZZZZZZZTTTTT!!!
Within the vast cavernous lair of Mosura, the kaiju known to westerners as Mothra, finally could ignore the annoying and familiar screeching, and with a monstrous and angry buzzing, gave answer to her old nemesis, Gojira:
BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!
Rising from her nest, Mosura beats her mighty wings, stirring up hurricane-force winds that buffet Gojira in the face as she rockets out of the cave over the towering reptilian-feline head of the King of Kaiju!
*WWWHHHOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!*
Within the vast cavernous lair of Mosura, the kaiju known to westerners as Mothra, finally could ignore the annoying and familiar screeching, and with a monstrous and angry buzzing, gave answer to her old nemesis, Gojira:
BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!
Rising from her nest, Mosura beats her mighty wings, stirring up hurricane-force winds that buffet Gojira in the face as she rockets out of the cave over the towering reptilian-feline head of the King of Kaiju!
*WWWHHHOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!*
Well, then, Miss.... I would be honored to join your noble quest to defeat the evil Cthulhu and wreck his crazy city of monsters!.... And he is totally my war-beast!
Um, no. I am NOT your "side-kick", you big dumb iguana! If anything, I'm like your keeper.... You are my war-beast! So the comic book headline would read "Mosura, Defender of Earth, and her faithful war-beast, Gojira, plus the Tiny Killer Apes, versus Cthulhu!!" Sounds like a best-seller!
Ah! Very well done, little ones! I'd give a high five, but my wing might accidentally cut you in half! Now, what about this other great old one the King in Yellow was always ranting about? Shouldn't he be dealt with in like manner?
A minute after her death and submersion into Hong Kong Bay, Mosura bursts forth from the bay and shakes the water off of her wings and great fuzzy body, showering everyone in a 100-ft radius with bay water....
Daaaaaayyyyyuuuuuummm!!! You little apes are nasty tough! You killed that Yellow A&&#&*~, I hope?
Mosura's electrified corpse electrifies the bay in a half-mile radius, dealing MJ 3d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 2) = 9 electricity damage as he is fetching Yingzen's corpse....
Fortitude save vs oil of tagget 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (16) + 33 = 49 succeeds.... The kaiju's system barely registers the tiny dose of poison, as a human might notice a caffeine pill....
BBBUUUUZZZZUUUUUZZZZZUUUUZZZZ!!!
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS A FAT ASS!!! My ass is NOWHERE NEAR that big!!!
Bite 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (13) + 41 = 54 deals 6d6 + 17 ⇒ (4, 4, 2, 3, 2, 6) + 17 = 38 damage to Shadow Mosura....
Bite 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (7) + 41 = 48 deals 6d6 + 17 ⇒ (6, 3, 4, 5, 6, 2) + 17 = 43 damage to Shadow Mosura....
Wing 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (3) + 41 = 44 misses....
Wing 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (3) + 41 = 44 misses....
Slam 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (20) + 36 = 56 deals 10d6 + 8 ⇒ (5, 2, 6, 3, 4, 2, 5, 4, 5, 1) + 8 = 45 damage to Shadow Mosura....confirm the slamming crit 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (15) + 36 = 51 confirms! Dealing another 10d6 + 8 ⇒ (5, 6, 4, 1, 1, 1, 4, 6, 1, 1) + 8 = 38 crit damage to Shadow Mosura!
168 damage to Shadow Mosura!
Down 400+ hp damage by my calculations....
Shadow Mosura is wounded and enraged!
BBUUUZZZZUUUUUUZZZZZUUUUUZZZZZ!!!!
OOOOOUUUUCCHHHH!!!! That's it! You're going down first, Fat-Ass!! Then I'm going after all the Earth's tapestries! That big, long, famous one from the middle ages--The Bayern Tapestry! That's gonna be so yummy....
Bite on real Mosura 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (14) + 41 = 55 deals 6d6 + 17 ⇒ (1, 6, 6, 1, 2, 4) + 17 = 37 damage....
Bite on real Mosura 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (11) + 41 = 52 deals 6d6 + 17 ⇒ (5, 5, 5, 6, 3, 1) + 17 = 42 damage....
Wing 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (7) + 41 = 48 slices in for 3d8 + 17 ⇒ (8, 3, 1) + 17 = 29 slashing plus 5d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 2, 2, 4) = 18 bleed damage....
Wing 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (18) + 41 = 59 slices in for 3d8 + 17 ⇒ (2, 1, 2) + 17 = 22 slashing plus 5d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 5, 3, 1) = 15 bleed damage....
Slam 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (16) + 36 = 52 deals 10d6 + 8 ⇒ (6, 2, 2, 3, 6, 1, 1, 3, 3, 6) + 8 = 41 bludgeoning damage....
204 total damage to the real Mosura!
Mosura has taken 208 damage from Sieg....
BBBUUUZZZZUUUUUZZZZZUUUUZZZZ!!??
WTF!!??
Bite 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (5) + 41 = 46 deals 6d6 + 17 ⇒ (1, 6, 1, 6, 4, 6) + 17 = 41 damage to Shadow Mosura....
BBBUUUZZZZUUUUUZZZZZUUUUZZZZ!!??
Take that, imposter!
Bite 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (6) + 41 = 47 deals 6d6 + 17 ⇒ (6, 4, 1, 3, 6, 6) + 17 = 43 damage to Shadow Mosura....
BBBUUUUZZZZUUUZZZZUUUUZZZZ!!!
AND THAT! ALL THE TABLECLOTHS, CURTAINS AND CLOTHESLINES OF THIS WORLD ARE MINE TO NIBBLE, YOU SKANKY WANNABE!!!
Wing 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (7) + 41 = 48 slices Shadow Mosura for 3d8 + 17 ⇒ (5, 8, 1) + 17 = 31 plus 5d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 4, 6, 4) = 24 bleed....
Wing 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (6) + 41 = 47 slices Shadow Mosura for 3d8 + 17 ⇒ (1, 6, 6) + 17 = 30 plus 5d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 6, 1, 5) = 16 bleed....
BBBUUUUZZZZUUUUZZZZUUUZZZZ!!!
AND MY BUTT IS NOT THAT BIG, DAMMIT!!! WHOE is MAKING THESE IMAGES!!??
Slam 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (17) + 36 = 53 into Shadow Mosura for 10d6 + 8 ⇒ (4, 6, 1, 5, 4, 6, 6, 2, 2, 3) + 8 = 47 damage....
Mosura rips into her mirror image, dealing 232 damage!
Shadow Mosura flies into real Mosura and bites at her nemesis....
Bite 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (2) + 41 = 43 misses!
BBBBUUUUUZZZZUUUUUZZZZUUUZZZ!!!
AT LAST I AM FREE FROM THAT INSUFFERABLE MIRROR DIMENSION!!! NOW SHADOW MOSURA SHALL DESTROY THIS OTHER MOSURA AND BE THE ONE AND ONLY MOSURA!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
BUUUUZZZZZUUUUZZZZUUUUZZZ!!!
NO CURTAIN, NO TABLECLOTH, NO CLOTHESLINE SHALL BE SPARED FROM MY RAVENOUS APPETITE!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Fort DC 20 or turn into a giant Mothra statue 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (15) + 33 = 48
Mosura bites Yingzen 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (9) + 41 = 50 deals 6d6 + 17 ⇒ (6, 5, 3, 2, 2, 2) + 17 = 37 damage
Mosura bites Yingzen 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (8) + 41 = 49 deals 6d6 + 17 ⇒ (1, 2, 6, 4, 1, 4) + 17 = 35 damage
Mosura wing buffets Yingzen 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (17) + 41 = 58 deals 3d8 + 17 ⇒ (7, 7, 2) + 17 = 33 damage
Mosura wing buffets Yingzen 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (6) + 41 = 47 deals 3d8 + 17 ⇒ (7, 6, 2) + 17 = 32 damage
Mosura slams into Yingzen 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (2) + 36 = 38 deals 10d6 + 8 ⇒ (4, 3, 4, 1, 3, 6, 5, 1, 2, 3) + 8 = 40
Mosura is freed from Hastur's domination....
BBUUUUZZZZZZUUUUUZZZZZ!!!
YYYAAAAAYYY!!!! Thank you, brave knight and ghostly angel!!
Mosura, still dominated by the King in Yellow, obeys its master's telepathic commands to protect....
She blasts Sieg and Koran each with a forked lightning bolt!
Reflex save DC 41 halves damage and negates staggered effect....
Koran is zapped for 20d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 4, 6, 3, 5, 4, 2, 6, 4, 2, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 5, 1, 1, 4) = 83 electricity damage and is staggered for 1d4 ⇒ 3 rounds....
Sieg is zapped for 20d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 3, 3, 5, 3, 4, 5, 3, 5, 2, 3, 2, 4, 6, 5, 5, 3, 6, 3) = 77 electricity damage and is staggered for 1d4 ⇒ 2 rounds....
Initiative 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Perception at -30 to notice the FOs' sudden arrival 1d20 + 38 ⇒ (17) + 38 = 55 succeeds!
BUZZZUZZZUUUUZZZZ!!!
Yup, I see 'em.... Yeah, they do look like they're spoiling for a rumble, don't they? Let's get 'em!
BUZZZZUUUUZZZZUUUUZZZZ!!!!
Um, pretty much whatever the yellow guy tells us to do, Dumbass! This is all your fault, you know!
Mosura, her immense moth-like wings beating furiously and causing hurricane-force winds to rip through Carcosa's ruins, also follows the King in Yellow, wherever he may lead....
At the King in Yellow's command, Mosura flies over western Carcosa as an angel of death, leveling strange monuments with her lightning bolts and scouring the streets and buildings with tornados kicked up by her wings....
Entire prides of lamias are slaughtered by the wind-hurled rubble....
Whole colonies of intellect devourers and their host bodies are sizzled by Mosura's electric wrath....
Gibbering mouthers babble in confusion as masonry topples and winds howl through the streets....
Will save vs DC 40 domination of Yellow Sign 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (9) + 21 = 30 fails!
BBUUUZZZZUUUUZZZZZUUUZZZ!!!
Whatcha got there? A pretty flowerrrrrrr.... Hail the King in Yellow! Long live the King in Yellow!
BUZZZZZZUUUZZZZZUUUUZZZZZ!!!!
HEY!! Nobody picks on Gojira without getting a piece of me first!!
The moth-like Kaiju zaps the King in Yellow with a bolt of magical lightning! (DC 41) that deals 20d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 5, 5, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 3, 4, 2, 6, 2, 4, 3, 4, 4, 4, 3) = 79 electricity damage!
Initiative 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
Will save vs DC 30 dominate monster 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (6) + 21 = 27 fails! Mosura is now under Dr Yamamoto's mental command!
Uh-oh.... S#+@! What just happened!? That little flying thing has somehow gained control of me! Not good....
Mosura hovers in place before the gyrocopter, awaiting Dr Yamamoto's mental command....
BUZZZZZUUUUZZZZUUUUUZZZ??
Uh.... What are you doing, Gojira? Are you okay?
BBBUUUUZZZZUUUUZZZZUUUZZZ!!!
What, that little flying thing? What IS that thing, anyway?
Curious, Mosura follows Gojira after the gyrocopter....
BBBUUUZZZZZZUUUUZZZZUUUZZZ!!!
Dammit, Gojira! Stop it, you big idiot!
Mosura flies around in front of Gojira, facing the King of Kaiju and flapping her massive wings furiously, accidentally contributing tornados to the destruction of Carcosa....
BUZZZZZZZZZUUUZZZZZZUUUZZZZ!!!
Nope, not really.... Very different than I imagined.... Evil-looking, really....
BBUUZZZZZZZZZUUUUZZZZUUUZZZ!!!!
Gojira, you can't! Think of the little children....the infants.... Never allowed to live their lives just so you can have a cheap thrill! It's disgusting!
BBUUUZZZZZZZUUUUZZZZZUUUZZZZ!!!!
Ew! Gross! My head was in your mouth! Ugh! Quit it, you big moron!
Mosura buffets the mighty Gojira with her wings, and snaps her massive mandibles at him....
BUZZZZZUUUZZZZZUUUUZZZZZ!!!
Well then, you leave me no choice! I must oppose you by force until you cease this wanton destruction!
Mosura flies toward Gojira....
BUUUZZZZZZUUUUZZZZZZUUUZZZ!!!
Have you no compassion for these poor people, whose lives you are taking?
Mosura continues to buzz and hover in Gojira's line of sight, some 120 ft from the King of Kaiju....
BUZZZZZZZUUUZZZZZZUUUZZZZ!!!
Gojira, you must stop! You are probably killing hundreds of people every time you do that!
Mosura crawls into her cocoon and resumes a lighter, more temporary slumber than her decades-long hibernation....
BUZZZZZZZUUUUZZZZZZZUUUZZZZ!!
Okay, we'll check it out tomorrow.... But I think you'd better settle down for tonight, big guy.... We have a busy day tomorrow....
BUZZZZZUUUZZZZZZZUUUUZZZZZ?
Huh? What are you talking about, Gojira? Somebody else has already terrorized the people of Earth?
BUZZZZZZUUUZZZZZZUUUUZZZZZ!!!
No, I'm not in! Think of all the poor people whose lives you'll be destroying, Gojira! You must stop this madness, return to your bed in the sea, and go back to sleep!
BUZZZZZZZUUUZZZZZZUUUZZZZZ!!!
No, I'm not here to "join in the fun", and I don't think waking Anguirus is such a great idea.... You know how testy he gets when his naps are disturbed.... You need to take it down a few notches, big guy! Look what you've done to this army base! It looks like a big field of rubble now!
BUZZZZZZZZUUUZZZZZUUUUZZZZZZ!!!!
Gojira! What are you doing!? We've had this conversation before! It is naughty to stomp on people's homes and places of business! What's the matter with you!?
Mosura flies into Gojira's line of sight and hovers in front of him, some 90 ft away....
BUZZZZZUUUZZZZZZZZZUUUUUZZZZZ!!!
Right! Gojira is on a rampage again! What else is new!? That stupid, naughty dinosaur! I will try to talk some sense into his tiny little saurian brain!
Mosura's great, multicolored wings fan open and a wind rushes through the bamboo grove.... She launches her colossal form into the night sky and flies southward toward the sounds of Gojira devastating fishing villages....
There it is again.... The fairies' song.... I'm sure of it....
Mosura opens her multifaceted eyes and emerges from her massive cocoon....
BUZZZZZZZUUUZZZZZZUUUZZZZZZ??
What's up, fairies??
Deep in hibernation within a massive cocoon in the bamboo grove, a familiar tune reaches Mosura's antennae.... It stirs.... It awakens.... It listens.... But the music stops.... So it drifts back into peaceful sleep....
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