Shifty PFS Group Bravo (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

1d20 ⇒ 18

Chuffy is certain there is no trap on the bridge.

Mog moves up and starts gluing, but just as he is settling in the door opens and a giant ratweasely thing looks at him with big excited eyes and sharpy sharp teeth - Mog isn't sure how the no hands ratticus opened the door, but he is certain it thinks he is a mouse.

He does see the room beyond...
The floor of this filthy chamber is made of rough floorboards. Numerous gaps between them show a dark space below the building. A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door sits in the very center of the room. To the west, a single ill-fitting door hangs askew on a single hinge.

R1
Poog
ENEMY
Mog
Chuffy
Reta

GaH! Poog's making me translate! EEEP!

One of the pre-determined triggers having been reached, Poog will declare a most vociferous and devout blessing to his deity, sending a small bead of a fraction of Zarongel's Will zipping into the window to detonate in the far corner of the room.

At the same time, he will offer words of wisdom to Chieftain Chuffy.

"DUK!"

Fireball: 5d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 3, 5, 4) = 17Reflex save for half.

I suspect the house disintegrates given the 20' RADIUS?

And then, pending the results of the conflagration, Poog will most steadfastly and earnestly run forward to heal his chieftain in a most generous and caring fashion!

Poog fires off the lovebead.

There is a shout from within the room as the explosion goes off - the place is solid enough and survives the blast, but it is nasty.

Mogmurch is also tagged by the blast

1 1d20 ⇒ 19
2 1d20 ⇒ 3

Ratticus manages to avoid the worst of it.

The oversized mouse jumps at Mogmurch...
FF AC 15
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Damage 1d6 ⇒ 1 + Bleed 1d3 ⇒ 2

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 1

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3

An Ogre appears at the ide of the house - he appears to be wearing a motley of furs and a stags head for a helm, but it is missing one antler.
He says magic words, and a big swarm of spiders comes running across the mud at Chuffy!
Chuffy, Swarm damage 1d6 ⇒ 1
Save 1d20 ⇒ 6

Chuffy not having a great day now.

R1
Poog - BOOM
ENEMY resolved.
Mog
Chuffy
Reta

"Keep giant busy!" Reta yells as she runs back and chops at the rat.

Attack: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 2

"Lissen heer, stupd ogr! THIz iz Poog BOOMSTIK!"

Poog has to do a different plan other than heal the chieftain. Hopefully he understands.

Boom Stik: 1d8 ⇒ 8 DC 14 Fort save or stunned for one round.

Now is a good time to fill in your details on the post session reporting above if you haven't already - we are in the end game of this scenario :)

R1
Poog - BOOM
ENEMY resolved.
Mog
Chuffy
Reta misses!

R2
Poog - BOOMSTIK!

#Reta has to wait for Mogmurch to move - the Rat is at the doorway and the doorway only has a ramp up - which Mog is on.

#Poog will go BOOM shortly :)

Once Mog resolves we should be able to move all the parts :)

Squealy is also enraged at the sight of the big Ogre and appears set to run him down.

hopfullee Squealy waytz foor BOOM!

O gahd, itz infexius!

Mog Reflex Save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

Having been severely burned, bitten, scratched and now bleeding, Mogmurch withdraws from the house as quickly as he can before the crazy fire priest torches him again.

I don't see the swarm on the map, would avoid them as well if possible. Shifty, is the glue used and lost or did I not get to that part before attacked?

Assume the glue is ok - they were waiting...

Adjusting map now

Mog backs up.

Reta runs in and attacks the mouse and smacks it gud!
Still alive though.
Mouse (13)

Squealy runs at Oger set on being all up in his business! As mad as he is, Squealy is still just a pig running in mud and wont be there for a touch!

Chuffy giggle maniacally and tears off towards the far side of the farm house, clearly set on coming around behind the Oger!

There is a big BOOMSHANKA as the boom stik goes off.
1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Oger not seem too rattled though!
Pa (8)

Ratticus now attacks Reta!
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Damage 1d6 ⇒ 3 + Bleed 1d3 ⇒ 1

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 1

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 4
Convert? 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Add Damage 1d4 ⇒ 2

The Oger casts a spell at Squealy!
Charm Animal
1d20 ⇒ 2
Squealy gets all confused.
"Go kill the Goblins, they want to make you into bakun! They are food, not friends!" Squealy isn't sure what to do, Oger is suddenly making sense for no reason!

R2
Poog - BOOMSTICK!
ENEMY resolved.
Mog
Chuffy
Reta

R3
Poog

R3

"Squealy Licktoad! Squealy familee! Lyr fatt up Squealy! DY!"

Enraged that the ogre would attempt to steal Squealy, Poog moves and aims the Wil at the ogre, taking care to NOT hit anyone in the burst radius he cares about (Reta, Squealy, Chuffy)

Posted here because not sure when I'll be able to get on tomorrow, and that looks to be when R3 is going to go active.

Mog draws and drinks a healing potion.

Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

R2
Poog - BOOMSTICK!
ENEMY resolved.
Mog /potion
Chuffy KEEPS RUNNING, with Glee>?
Reta TBA

R3
Poog (WILL BOOM!)

Is the rat still around?

Not sure what it takes to get to the ogre. Into the house and back out?

Reta looks for something to attack!

Attack...something!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 2

The rat is still very much in the fight...

I see. I assume it is in the house and that's why I don't see a token? If so, please apply above attack to rat.

Yeah if you look to the right of the map you see the house internal map :)

Reta misses the mouse again - its a fast rodent!

Poogs blast detonates spectacularly again!
Damage 5d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 5, 3, 4) = 21
Save 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
Pa (18)
He seems a bit fire resistant...

Ratticus keeps attacking Reta!
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Convert? 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Damage 1d6 ⇒ 3 + Bleed 1d3 ⇒ 1

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

The Oger casts a spell and his hands glow all fiery!

Chuffy moves and hides...
Sneak 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37

He waves at his Goblin friends...
leaving room for a few big spell/fire hits - then sneak attack next action

R3
Poog - BOOMSTICK!
ENEMY resolved.
Mog
Chuffy (Moved)
Reta

R4
Poog

Putting this up here so if action advances while I'm in the salt mines - not literal mines, just...

Poog switches to Boom Stik, now that Wil is exhausted. It obvious Wil tiryd.

"RETA! OGER BURNEE HANDS! Squealy! He gonna cook you! See?? POOG SAV YU!!"

Boom Stik: 1d8 ⇒ 1DC 14 Fort Save or deafened.

Edit: Given shack has been hit with two fireballs, is it on fire yet, or do we need to try harder?

Mogmurch moves until he can see the Ogre, pulling the tiny dark pearl, the bead of force from his belt pouch and flung it at the big brute.

Throw Bead of Force!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Force Damage: 5d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 1, 5, 2) = 14

Aw! That no rat, it's a cute liddle ferret!

A range of explosions continue to ruin Pa's day.

Pa (40)

/Reta up :)

Reta growls as she is bitten. "Stoopid rat!"

Rat Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 1

To put emphasis on her statement, she swings hard at the toothy creature.

There is a loud crunch across the batt;le that announces Reta beating the life out of the fallen Ratticus. Reta sees that the house has been cracked by the repeated blasts of sonic energy, and everyone can see that the embers and sparks are starting to coalesce into flames...

Reta also sees that in the grate in the floor, some giant Owlbear is kicking up a huge stink about the house burning above it! It looks pretty upset! Clearly the owlbear is living under the house.

Squealy is not sure what to do, he is friendly to Pa, but Poog is his bestest friend and the small porcine brain is lost.

Pa hurls fire at Mogmurch!
1d20 ⇒ 7
But the fiery bolt streaks wide!

Poog hitz Squealy-steeling oger again with BOOM STIK!

BOOM STIK!: 1d8 ⇒ 5DC14 or stunned for one round

Fort 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27

The boom is the signal for Chuffy to come tearing in with screaming murder death!

Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
Confirm? 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Damage 1d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + (6, 1) = 8

Pa eats cold goblin steel.
Pretty much enough to call this a closing shot :)

Things go very quiet except for the sound of a yelling Owlbear under the house... it starts shaking a barn door under the house trying to get out in panic but is big stuck owlybear!

Closing actions or activities? I'll wrap shortly :)

@Mogmurch - can you fill in your details in the rporting tool above? Cheers mate :)
I want to get admin done tonight if possible, so everyone has their stuff for the weekend.

Poog will attempt to speak to Owlbear and calm it down. If it calms down, Poog will free it so it either can go away or come home to help protect new family with Birdcrunchers.

If it doesn't calm down, Zarongel says it burns.

Also, Poog will make sure Squealy is okay, and ask if Squealy wants a mate (in Princess) to come join in protecting what is left of Licktoads at Birdcruncher place. Otherwise, Princess will become bacon, and the Birdcrunchers will be fed for a month or two.

Healing will be given, too!

The Owlybear is nuttier than squirrel poo. Letting it out of the burning building sees it fleeing, revealing a nest containing a clutch of eggs.

Squealy isn't a fan of of his previous pen mate, Princess, and she becomes tasty bakun to go in the next bird pie.

A quick check of the burning house (because you want to KNOW what is burning, to make it more fun) reveals a total house of horrors. A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of the filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.

You don't find the other occupant, you believe she may have escaped and fled during the brawl...

The Birdcrunchers already viewed you all as heroes for your performance in the dares, but returning from the Munchmeat farm victorious secures your role in Birdcruncher history as the greatest goblins of all time —especially as you return with enough gourds of fire burping to share with the tribe!

/ooc End scenario - roll bloopers and outtakes!

/ooc We will start the next scenario Sunday my time (I expect), I will fish around for a replacement Chuffy!

Bloooper One:

Poog will join the Wise Mummy into the cave, eyes glinting dangerously as he stares into the fire with awe.

"Zarongel bless you with lots of dead bad dogs and FIRE!"

Flames start to erupt everywhere!

CUTTT!!

Blooper Two:

Poog shoots Chuffy in the butt during the blind hunting contest! A brawl breaks out amongst the heroes!

CUTTT!!

Blooper Three:

Poog looks at the forum readers as the group enters the farm. "What's my motivation again? I feel sort of confused by the rather simple and easy approach to this scenario. Are we on the right--"

CUTTT!!

@Mogmurch - can you fill in your details in the rporting tool above? Cheers mate :)

I want to get admin done tonight if possible, so everyone has their stuff for the weekend.

Pretty sure I had already done that once... did it again, but in case it didn't take, here is the info:

Mog happy nasty place is burning. Ogres better learn that Licktoads... er... Birdcrunchers are FOES! Not food.

Sorry yes you did :) It was Reta I needed - I derped when I was compiling a bunch last night :p

WBG3 Check in.

New Goblin sheets linked up top.
This module will generate a Chronicle for 3-5.

Chasing up a new Chuffy!

Poog Deengd! "PRAIZ ZARONGEL!"

Oh god, here we go again...

Poog needz Squealyz Shet!

Translation: Squealy apparently became Poog's Animal Companion, and he's referenced as being on p. 11 somewhere. If you could link that please, it would be most awesome.

Squealy is a Birdcruncher now too! Yay!

Mog is here, ready to make things go BOOM!

That's cool since we did actually choose to save him. Do most goblin groups do that?

I have played WBG2, and have GM'd it a few times, and heard of many groups playing through - no one has ever done 'make bakun' on Squealy. Stats linked up top.

New Chuffy is here! I'll get the profile ready tomorrow. Just checking in for now.

Hey Gerald! Tek here.

Howdy, howdy Tek! Hope everyone's having a nice lazy weekend!

Poogz longlegz was buzee workyng all weakened.

*headdesk*

You all sit in your throne chairs on a raised platform, while the rest of the tribe runs around in panic making pathetic (and occasionally self-destructive) attempts to find some manner of distraction for you. Being a chieftain is boring. Adventures are interesting. As goblin chieftains, you have quite reasonably decided that your minions in the Birdcruncher tribe should either entertain you or bring you an adventure to quell your boredom—otherwise, there’ll be trouble!

A great feast has been prepared in your honor by the Birdcrunchers for you, their Chieftains, and goblins are scattering every which way to get things ready. While the others try to keep you satisfied, a few even went with Squealy Nord to hunt for your favorite truffles.

Food and drink is served liberally throughout the day, but even nine-gull stew, black slug quiche, poison-berry dumplings, and boiled puppy tails are only temporary distractions.

"Big Chieftan Chuffy, Zarongel iz plezd wyth moar fallowerz, butt sayz whe kneed tou do moar. Fatt lazee goblinz becume foohd."

Okay, perhaps Zarongel Himself didn't quite say that, but the general idea is there. Longlegs would say a 'rolling stone gathers no moss', but goblins wouldn't know any of that context, only that this boredom is horrible. Is this what the old chieftain of the Licktoads had to go through?

There was concern in WBG2 that I was going a bit too heavy into Goblinese, if you have a hard time reading it I can try to dial it down some.

I could follow, but Zarongel was making Poog talk in tongues :p

"Big Chief Chuffy not happy with tribe. Chief bored.". He points at two of the closest goblins. "Stinkyface, DoodyHead...you fight to please Chief. If happy, Chief not feed you to Stankrush," Chuffy says, holding up the big spider in the tiny cage always at his side.

The goblins fight in earnest, biting, scratching, and thumping away.

The ennui does not shift.

The crowd goes quiet, only chitters of barely contained excitement and pride peep out as a well known goblin named Munge approaches the stage dressed as the Green Goblin King

With a flourish, he slowly walks toward the stage, dragging with him an oversized dwarven waraxe. As he reaches the lowest step of the platform and gathers his breath, he presents his challenge in the most flowery and poetic way a goblin can.
"One of the chieftains gets one blow my neck with the waraxe!" he points to the big rusty axe "...but afterward, I gets a chance to return the blow on
the Chiefs neck! I promiseses not to flinch away or move as the blow is struck!"

Know. Local 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

"Munge, Reta say you coward and she do your game with her eyes closed. She might warrior, and she told Big Chief Chuffy that Munge is dumb coward, and she whoop you easy like. Do you take her dare, Munge?!"

Munge is dead confused, as he was the one actually issuing the challenge, but he follows along and points to the axe.

"Reta gets one blow my neck with the waraxe, and she even going to shut her eyes!! And afterward, I gets a chance to return the blow on HER neck! I'm brave, no flinching!"

The Goblins clap, waiting to see how this plays out...

"Reta wins easy. No trouble!"

When Reta steps up, Chuffy turns to Mogmurch and whispers. "Dumb ole Reta gone get killed. Bet you Munge win! He seem tricky..."

Mogmurch shakes his head. "If he no flinch or dodge, Reta no miss." It occur to Mog that it unlikely he even get a chance to hit Reta back if she no miss. Hard to hit something without one's head, but if he thought he could do it, Mog was willing to give him the benefit of a doubt. He spits in his hand and offers it to Chuffy to seal the wager. "Reta bigbad... She going to win. What we betting? You want Mog's eye-patch?"

Mog watches for what will transpire interestedly.

So am I to take it we can design some of our own games and challenges here? Also, is there any coin available for our use. Was looking at the crafting rules and seems I'm stuck if I have no money to use.

"Eyepatch nice. Chuffy like win that. How Moggy like dis," Chuffy asks as he shakes his head and his cowbell sounds. "Eye patch against bell?

The Goblins are starting to bring games for your enjoyment... prepare for the macabre