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Reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

Though heavily injured, Reta hacks at the burning man.

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Confirm: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
Extra: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4


Ref 1: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Ref 2: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Reta is much injured, but spits at the effigy and then hacks at it.

Attack: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 9 + 2 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


Reta looks at Chuffy. "Look like you. Maybe you should take care of it, big chief. " She then darts forward, drawing her blade along the way, then takes cover near the platform by the fire.

Can't edit map. Please move Reta to the west of the platform looking thing.


Reta hacks at the harpy.

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4


Fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

I am out of the country on vacation until Sept. 3 and posting will be slower than usual.


Will: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7


Reta nimbly jumps out of the way of the grabby vine, then spits at it, and swings her blade.

Chop: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5


Hearing a commotion, Reta rushes toward the northwest, drawing her blade along the way.

double move


Reta holds her two truffles and peers at the others' finds.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21


Reta begins wandering through the grove to the south.

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Reta keeps her blade out and moves to follow Squealy. "Show us the way, pig."


Reta glares at Chuffy. "Bah!" She exclaims, then begins rifling through the longshanks' belongings. Picking up the brass foot, she holds it out to Chuffy. "Big Chief Chuffy can shove this up his fart hole!"


Reta squeals in awe and claps, forgetting the need to be quiet, as the camp goes up in flame. Darting forward, she moves up to the side of the wagon, crouching behind it.

Full Speed Stealth: 1d20 + 10 - 5 ⇒ (8) + 10 - 5 = 13


Reta watches Nord in confusion, then moves toward the perimeter of the village after Poog's suggestion. "What pig want now?"


Rock Hurl: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Reta kicks the dirt as she misses, hocks a loogie, takes aim, and throws another rock. She screams in fury as she misses once more!


Throwing rock!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16 No penalties included.
Damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Reta winds up and hurls the rock at the ugly seagull!


Reta's eyes become slits and she growls at Chuffy. Realizing everyone is watching, you takes her hand off the dogslicer and begins limbering up for the next competition. Stoopid Chuffy. Think he big chief make-fun-of-Reta! Reta show Chuff whose laughs at end....


Reta quickly steps forward, determined to redeem herself after her last failure.


I too, will be leaving tomorrow for GenCon, returning home Sun. night.

Reta spits on the ground, then throws her spent firework at a dog effigy.

Throw Firework: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (18) + 7 - 6 = 19


RTA vs Dog: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (7) + 7 - 6 = 8
RTA vs Dog: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (6) + 7 - 6 = 7
RTA vs Dog: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (20) + 7 - 6 = 21
RTA vs Dog: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (13) + 7 - 6 = 14

Retain squints her eyes at the effigies, then grins as her firework is lit. At Chuffy's comment, she sticks out her tongue and makes a rude sign with her hand. Pointing at the dogs, she fires.


Reta eyes the goblin dogs skeptically, but shrugs and wipes the blood from hands, then hops on Lil' Flaky.

Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

She has a little trouble getting the gdog to start, but then races into the forest, over the mud pit, and up the slope.

Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Atop the hill, she spurs the dog past the squash, neatly cutting it in half as she passes.

Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

She wheels the goldog down the hill at breakneck speeds, but the dog is initially moving to fast to make the jump, stumbles, then wheels around to leap the brambles.

Geez, now I get four "20"s...


Reta grasps the unwieldy axe, taking a few practice swipes, then moves over to Mungee. "Mungee holds still, no tricksies!" Raising the axe over her head, she swings down hard.

Axe: 1d20 + 6 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 6 - 2 - 4 = 17
Damage: 1d10 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6


Reta hands the axe back and shrugs. "Ok, Reta kill Mungee if you want her to."


Reta's eyes narrow as Mungee issues the challenge, then widen again as Chuffy apparently accepts the challenge for her. Reaching out her hand for the rusty waraxe, she growls. "Reta want to see axe, want to find wat catch is...."

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10


Hey Gerald! Tek here.


Reta growls as she is bitten. "Stoopid rat!"

Rat Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 1

To put emphasis on her statement, she swings hard at the toothy creature.


I see. I assume it is in the house and that's why I don't see a token? If so, please apply above attack to rat.


Is the rat still around?

Not sure what it takes to get to the ogre. Into the house and back out?

Reta looks for something to attack!

Attack...something!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 2


"Keep giant busy!" Reta yells as she runs back and chops at the rat.

Attack: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 2


Reta hops up and down, slapping Mog on the back. "Nice fire! Big!"


Reta looks at Mog. "Hay catch fire, ya? Throw fire bomb at dog and hay....." She says, rubbing her hands together in anticipation.

June 20th appears to be the last time the player posted to any of his games. I'd vote for GMPC


Reta looks in surprise at Squealy Nord. "How Squealy come to be here?" She whispers.


Reta points at the shed, then the boat. "Reta think we should check outside buildings first...." She says as she darts toward the others.

Sneak: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16


Attack: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 9 + 2 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Reta brings the dogslicer over her head then swings hard, chopping into the pig!


Ref: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Even though she knew it was coming, Reta can't move quick enough to dodge the fiery belch. "Fire pig eat corn last night, I think." She says, sniifing the air. Swinging the new dogslicer once to feel its balance, she steps up and swings at the pig!

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Apparently, she hasn't gotten the feel for the new weapon.


Reta draws the fire resisting potion and drinks it.

"Goblins eating pork tonight!"


Reta shakes her head. "Reta no marry any goblin unless they kill Munchmeats!" She say in way of challenge.


Reta curses and kicks at clods of dirt as Chuffy is made chief.


Escape: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Cursing at her feet, Reta tries to untie the binding on her feet.


Escape!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Chewing on her bindings, Reta breaks free and starts to move out of the pie!


Seeing her eagle targets gone, Reta tries to escape her binding.

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19


Reta swings her blade at the eagle, mad that the eagle clawed her.

Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 8 - 2 - 4 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Bird slicer: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 2 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Reta tries to act quickly, holding her blade between her tied hands, she swings at an eagle!


Reta swings her doglsicer in the air, then checks her bow and quiver before lining up to enter the pie.


Reta sheathes her dogslicer and draws her shortbow.


Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Growling at the stirges, Reta swings again!


Reta grabs her dogslicer and moves onto a plank.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 3 - 2 = 13

Scrambling onto the plank, she nears a stirge and swings her blade.

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Reta puts on the boots and cracks her knuckles. "Reta is ready."


It's showing up now. Maybe I missed it. Apologies either way.


Sorry, this is not showing up in my campaign page, because I think you have it marked inactive. I keep spacing it. Apologies.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
Arrow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 25

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