RSS RSS RSS Facebook Twitter Email
Community / Forums / Online Campaigns

Shifty PFS Group Bravo (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

WE BE GOBLINS!

Post session player reporting

Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Reta

Lotslegseatsgoblinbabiesmany

Big stupid boat


Campaign Info
Gameplay
Discussion
Recruitment
Players
Characters
Search Thread

Search this Thread:

2,601 to 2,650 of 2,910 << first < prev | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | next > last >>
Pethjun | Female kobold fighter 4 | AC 22/13/20 | HP 34/34 | F+5, R+3, W+2; +1 v. fear | Init.+2, Perc.+7 | Darkvision 60' | Movement 30’ |

Chuffy pulls his dog slicer and approaches (double move to) the nasty vine.
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

"You no steal Zarongel-blessed Truffles, plantthingee!!"

Poog's Action!:
"Get it, Squealy!" Handle Animal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5Poog takes a five foot step back away from the thing and lays into it with Zarongel's Wrath! Firebolt(Ranged vs. Touch): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 71d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Squealy's Action!:
Squealy gives Poog a look that conveys concerns about his best buddy's sanity... On delay until something tries to attack him, then biting if that happens
VC - Sydney, Australia

R1
Mogmurch chucks bomb!
Chuffy runs in!
ENEMY
Reta
Poog

The bomb explodes, but ZARONGEL BE HORRIFIED, plant is burny proof!

The thing attacks POOG!
Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
Damage 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Grab? 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33
Damage 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Poog is grabinated!

Poog, have a refund!

R1
Reta
Poog

R2
Mogmurch
Chuffy
ENEMY
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Poog blinks as the plant is fireproof. The shock is enough to allow him to get grabbed. "ACCKKKK! Zarongaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Poog is not looking good at all.

Escape Artist (Untrained): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
VC - Sydney, Australia

Its like a Poog nightmare!
Thing probably tasty and chewy to Squealy though!
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Squealy isn't gonna put up with no stinking root trying to hurt his bestest friend who talks to him and can speak NotBakinese fluently!

SQUEALY BITE!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 191d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
VC - Sydney, Australia

Poog is grabbinated still.

Squaly has a great time, vine is tres tasty!

V 6

Hearing a commotion, Reta rushes toward the northwest, drawing her blade along the way.

double move

Pethjun | Female kobold fighter 4 | AC 22/13/20 | HP 34/34 | F+5, R+3, W+2; +1 v. fear | Init.+2, Perc.+7 | Darkvision 60' | Movement 30’ |

Chuffy will make yet another double move, which should get him up to the nasty tree.
Sczarni

R1
Reta runz!
Poog wrassles!

R2
Mogmurch
Chuffy runz!
ENEMY
HP 7/7 | AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 | Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +1

Mogmuch's jaw falls and hangs open for a moment as he realizes he has finally encountered something that does NOT boom! Closing his mouth with a snap, he pauses a moment and thinks on his research into green and growing things.

Knowledge(Nature): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19

Quickly doing a mental inventory of what he has along with him, he feels annoyed with himself that he didn't have any acid flasks prepared. Seriously? I had acid flasks on his lower level sheet... Grr.

Mog going to have to think creatively here... Poog need help, now!
Ok, I'm going to need some GM input on this, so if Plan A is not feasible, switch to Plan B.

Plan A
Mogmurch steps closer and draws a small vial of a yellowish super slippery fluid and loosens the stopper just a smidgen. "No dodging this one, Poog!" he shouts and then flings the vial at the grappled fire priest.
Ranged touch to throw salve like splash weapon? + range penalties: 1d20 + 9 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 9 - 2 - 2 = 22

Salve of Slipperiness:
This substance provides a +20 competence bonus on all Escape Artist checks and combat maneuver checks made to escape from a grapple. The salve also grants a +10 competence bonus to the wearer's Combat Maneuver Defense for the purpose of avoiding grapple attempts. In addition, such obstructions as webs (magical or otherwise) do not affect an anointed individual. Magic ropes and the like do not avail against this salve. If it is smeared on a floor or on steps, the area should be treated as a long-lasting grease spell. The salve requires 8 hours to wear off normally, or it can be wiped off with an alcohol solution (even wine).

Plan B:
Mog moves in on the other side of the vine creature as he draws his club and smacks the thing.
Club attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21 Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Poog really can't dodge at the moment. As long as it's not BOOM he's pretty okay with it, even!
VC - Sydney, Australia

In the interest of pure gm fiat and Style>Substance I am ok with allowing A, normally it would probably be application etc, but I'm applying firm 'rule of cool' and we will allow you to throw butter on the Poogcorn

Game on?
Pethjun | Female kobold fighter 4 | AC 22/13/20 | HP 34/34 | F+5, R+3, W+2; +1 v. fear | Init.+2, Perc.+7 | Darkvision 60' | Movement 30’ |

That was a very cool idea. Very clever!
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Suddenly, Poog is well-doused and... slippery. So slippery, in fact, that even he can't seem to find some sort of purchase or grip as he tries to get loose. And then there's that longshanks saying... pigs... poke... something -- can't be important, they don't speak Notbakinese.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh"Yeah, that's what pretty much anything that could vocalize would be doing and it's entirely likely the plant-thing is doing the same thing as well...

Escape Artist(Untrained, Slippery): 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 35

Put me where ever you think is clever, GM, it's not like Poog has any control over where he lands given his lubricated status. And it isn't his turn to move, is it?
VC - Sydney, Australia

Mog's chucked oil gets Poog free...

The vine whips for Reta!

Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
Damage 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Grapple 1d8 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18
Add Damage 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Party up!
R2
Reta
Poog

R3
Mogmurch
Chuffy
ENEMY
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Poog attempts to cast to heal himself some, because he's hurting!

Cure Moderate Wounds: 2d8 + 4 ⇒ (1, 3) + 4 = 8Risks AoO

Squealy NOMS the plant!

Tasty, Tasty Veggies!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 171d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Pethjun | Female kobold fighter 4 | AC 22/13/20 | HP 34/34 | F+5, R+3, W+2; +1 v. fear | Init.+2, Perc.+7 | Darkvision 60' | Movement 30’ |

Chuffy moves beside Reta and chops at the tree with his dogslicer.

Attack 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

Damage 1d4 ⇒ 2
VC - Sydney, Australia

Squealy and Chuffy both beat on the plant!

R2
Reta
Poog heal

R3
Mogmurch
Chuffy bashing!
ENEMY

V 11
HP 7/7 | AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 | Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +1

Mog decides this good time to drink his mutagen.

+4 to Dex, -2 to Wis, +2 to Natural Armor. It says "It's a standard action to drink a mutagen." Does that mean I don't need to use a move action to draw it?
Also does Mog get any info on nasty vine from his knowledge roll?
VC - Sydney, Australia

Pretty sure you just drink the mutagen as a standard action.

Knowledge = resistant to Fire & Cold and is immune to electricity. Beating it to death works fine!

Reta nimbly jumps out of the way of the grabby vine, then spits at it, and swings her blade.

Chop: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
VC - Sydney, Australia

Reta stabs it!

V16

The vine grabs at Reta!
Attack 1d20 ⇒ 3
No such luck!

But would you believe it, some gigantic bird is seen overhead... no... wait, its a LONGSHANKS BIRD? That's righ, a longshanks with wings is flying about, and starts singing... shes 30' up!

DC16 will save! Or bad things happen...

R3
Reta
Poog

R4
Mogmurch
Chuffy
ENEMY
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Will: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19

Oh, bad things are happening alright!

Poog pulls out Zarongel's Wrath! Centering a nice blast of Barkbiter's anger right upon the soon-to-be crispy bird longshanks!

Wand of Fireball

Zarongel's Wrath(DC15? for half): 5d6 ⇒ (4, 1, 1, 1, 3) = 10
VC - Sydney, Australia

I liked the 515D6 you had a minute ago :p

Reflex 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|
Shifty wrote:

I liked the 515D6 you had a minute ago :p

Reflex 1d20+7

Poog doesn't know dirty longshankz letter-scribbling! Poog Got excited!

Put the DC number next to the die roll, rather than in the descriptor
VC - Sydney, Australia

Looked epic when it was 900 odd damage :)
Pethjun | Female kobold fighter 4 | AC 22/13/20 | HP 34/34 | F+5, R+3, W+2; +1 v. fear | Init.+2, Perc.+7 | Darkvision 60' | Movement 30’ |

Will 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

Will: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
HP 7/7 | AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 | Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +1

Will save: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9 Ruh-roh, I drank my mutagen just in time to weaken my lowest save!
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Almost Forgot...

Squealy Will Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Sczarni

Reta goes wandering to look at the pretty birdy lady!
Poog BOOMS the Lady!
Chuffy goes wandering to look at the pretty birdy lady!
Mogmurch goes wandering to look at the pretty birdy lady!

Squealy gets a SECOND will save, because leaving will result in being attacked.

The vine swings for Squealy - but misses!
Attack 1d20 ⇒ 6

The woman flies down and pops Reta one!
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Damage 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

Reta, Chuffy, and Mogmurch are mostly out of commission, Poog and Squealy have their work cut out for them!

Poog & Squealy ip
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Squealy! GO!: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

Squealy keeps on noming on the tasty, tasty vines!

Nom Nom nom: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 231d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 211d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Poog sees this and suddenly has no fear!

This iz why Poog chieftan, too!

Sound Burst on Harpy(DC 15 Fort save or stunned for one round): 1d8 ⇒ 7

Sorry to hit you all, but there's really few options the Poog has atm.
VC - Sydney, Australia

Squealy happily gnaws more of the vine - getting a big tasty part!

The large group gets blasted!
Harpy
Fort 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
The Harpy is stunned, the singing stops...!

V 24
H 7

All party members (except Poog) take 7 damage and DC15 Fort or stunned one round

R4
Reta
Poog

R5
Mogmurch
Chuffy
ENEMY
Pethjun | Female kobold fighter 4 | AC 22/13/20 | HP 34/34 | F+5, R+3, W+2; +1 v. fear | Init.+2, Perc.+7 | Darkvision 60' | Movement 30’ |

Fort 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
VC - Sydney, Australia

Chuffy is stunned, but no longer enthralled...

R4
Reta
Poog

R5
Mogmurch
Chuffy [Stunned 1]
ENEMY
HP 7/7 | AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 | Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +1

Fort save!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13 Curses! At least I have a prayer of making this one, can I use my re-roll now, please! =D

Fort save re-roll!!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

"Zarongel says you be food."

Poog casts 'Hold Person' on winged longshanks! (DC 15 Will Save, 4 rounds)

SquealyMunching!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 131d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
VC - Sydney, Australia

Poog casts his spell!
Will1d20 ⇒ 18
But the Harpy is having none of it!

Mogmurch is unstunned and uncharmed!

R4
Reta
Poog

R5
Mogmurch
Chuffy [Stunned 1]
ENEMY

Poog casts his spell!
Will1d20 ⇒ 4
VC - Sydney, Australia

Wait Poog only cast once yeah? Think I just railroaded him :p
Dark Archive
Male Goblin
Poog Stats!:
Adept 1 |Init: +6|AC: 14/T: 13/FF: 12|HP: 4/5|F: +0/R+2/W+3|CMB: -3|CMD: 9|Ride +6/Spellcraft +3/Stealth +10|

Poog slipped out of time because Poog didn't know Poog could do that or that Poog wasn't allowed to do that, however if the wibbley wobbley longshanks wimey thingy happened a round earlier then the Poog could do things moar though what is not sure but then Squealy-Dan could munch on vines moar.
HP 7/7 | AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 | Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +1

Mog looks around with a surprised and then angry look on his face when he realizes the longshanks birdie has controlled him somehow. He moves back some... Is she threatening? If so, 5 ft step, if not, move away 15 more feet and quickly preps and throws a bomb, sparing himself, Reta and Chuffy the splash damage.

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24 Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (2, 4) + 3 = 9 Reflex DC 15
VC - Sydney, Australia

OK went back and looked...it got funky there for a minute, should look like this.

Poog list
R3
Poog fireball
R4
Poog Sonic.
R5
Poog Hold.

R4
Reta /charmed
Poog cast Sonic

R5
Mogmurch moves - chucks!
Chuffy [Stunned 1 - Drops weapon]
ENEMY [Stunned 1 - Drops weapon]
Reta TBA
Poog cast Hold (Saved)/Squealy no munch well - was burping.

R6
Mogmurch
Chuffy
ENEMY

The Harpy is struck by Mogs burnie!
Ref 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

V 24
H 11

Fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

I am out of the country on vacation until Sept. 3 and posting will be slower than usual.

VC - Sydney, Australia

Cool, hope it is being a good vacation! :)
Pethjun | Female kobold fighter 4 | AC 22/13/20 | HP 34/34 | F+5, R+3, W+2; +1 v. fear | Init.+2, Perc.+7 | Darkvision 60' | Movement 30’ |

Just so I'm clear, who is up now, DM?
VC - Sydney, Australia

Reta [Stunned 1 - Drops weapon]

Mog
Chuffy (But his sword is on the ground)
Enemy
Pethjun | Female kobold fighter 4 | AC 22/13/20 | HP 34/34 | F+5, R+3, W+2; +1 v. fear | Init.+2, Perc.+7 | Darkvision 60' | Movement 30’ |

Chuffy leaves his blade, reaching around for his crossbow, and pulls one of his magical flaming bolts, ready to fire next round. He takes a 5' step away as he does so.
HP 7/7 | AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 | Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +1

So did Mog manage to move 20 ft, or just the 5 ft? Is the birdie-woman airborne or on the ground? The answers may alter how this goes down...

Things was getting sticky in the truffle field... Ooh, sticky! Yep, yep! Inspiration strikes Mogmurch and he draws a gooey little parcel and lobs it at the feathered foe.

Throw Tanglefoot Bag, mutagen dex boost: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 9 + 2 = 29

Tanglefoot Bag:

A tanglefoot bag is a small sack filled with tar, resin, and other sticky substances. When you throw a tanglefoot bag at a creature (as a ranged touch attack with a range increment of 10 feet), the bag comes apart and goo bursts out, entangling the target and then becoming tough and resilient upon exposure to air. An entangled creature takes a –2 penalty on attack rolls and a –4 penalty to Dexterity and must make a DC 15 Reflex save or be glued to the floor, unable to move. Even on a successful save, it can move only at half speed. Huge or larger creatures are unaffected by a tanglefoot bag. A flying creature is not stuck to the floor, but it must make a DC 15 Reflex save or be unable to fly (assuming it uses its wings to fly) and fall to the ground. A tanglefoot bag does not function underwater.

A creature that is glued to the floor (or unable to fly) can break free by making a DC 17 Strength check or by dealing 15 points of damage to the goo with a slashing weapon. A creature trying to scrape goo off itself, or another creature assisting, does not need to make an attack roll; hitting the goo is automatic, after which the creature that hit makes a damage roll to see how much of the goo was scraped off. Once free, the creature can move (including flying) at half speed. If the entangled creature attempts to cast a spell, it must make concentration check with a DC of 15 + the spell's level or be unable to cast the spell. The goo becomes brittle and fragile after 2d4 rounds, cracking apart and losing its effectiveness. An application of universal solvent to a stuck creature dissolves the alchemical goo immediately.
VC - Sydney, Australia

She was stunned, and dropped her weapon (so Mog would know it) and thus able to act with relative impunity :)

Birdie woman had landed, because people were all charmed and helplless and she was attempting to whak Reta into paste
2,601 to 2,650 of 2,910 << first < prev | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Online Campaigns / Play-by-Post / Shifty PFS Bravo All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.