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Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Gary I wanna plant a donut tree.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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gary: watch out for the cupcake trebuchet


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Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: watch out for the cupcake trebuchet

Me: Aim here!


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary I wanna plant a donut tree.
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: watch out for the cupcake trebuchet

Is Gary secretly a Strawberry Shortcake villain?

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Ashley: that picture makes my stomach hurt

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Cosmo: I think cliffhangers are...
Cosmo Eisele will finish that sentence in 3-6 months.

Katina Mathieson spends those 3-6 months rewatching old Cosmo sentences, trying to fill the void

Silver Crusade

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Katina Mathieson wrote:

Cosmo: I think cliffhangers are...

Cosmo Eisele will finish that sentence in 3-6 months.

Katina Mathieson spends those 3-6 months rewatching old Cosmo sentences, trying to fill the void

Oh, so someone else does that too! I thought I was the only one.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Katina: ...and then I look down and see an empty fruit cup, and cantaloupe blood all over my hands.


Christopher Anthony wrote:
Ashley: that picture makes my stomach hurt

brownreclusebite.jpg

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

Lamontius wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Ashley: that picture makes my stomach hurt
camelspiderbite.jpg

Fixed that for you. Or heck, you could even leave out "bite".

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robot chris: many pixels died in the gif wars katina


Jiggy wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Ashley: that picture makes my stomach hurt
camelspiderbite.jpg
Fixed that for you. Or heck, you could even leave out "bite".

wait those things bite


Jiggy wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Ashley: that picture makes my stomach hurt
camelspiderbite.jpg
Fixed that for you. Or heck, you could even leave out "bite".

yeah...

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gary: those look like rounds for the new cupcake railgun

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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RobotChris: yes these are a thing
katina: WHAT
katina: are you a witch?
RobotChris: yes
katina: Oh.
katina: Well, that makes sense.


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: those look like rounds for the new cupcake railgun

O.O


Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Lost Omens Subscriber
TriOmegaCupcake wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: those look like rounds for the new cupcake railgun
O.O

GET THOSE ROUNDS IN MAH BELLY!


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary I wanna plant a donut tree.

I would deliver a bacony tribute to the woman's father whom could make such miracles happen.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary I wanna plant a donut tree.
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: watch out for the cupcake trebuchet
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: those look like rounds for the new cupcake railgun

Gary is The Breadmaster?!

Da dwee, da da da da dwee dow! Da DWEE, da da da da dwee dow!

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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Not the Breadmaster. I just loaf around.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Gary Teter wrote:
Not the Breadmaster. I just loaf around.

Spoiler:
Everyone who clicks on that link needs to make a SAN check.

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Ia! Ia! Leaven fhtagn! Crums for the Crum God! Loaves for the Loaf Throne!


Sara Marie wrote:
gary: those look like rounds for the new cupcake railgun

I am still waiting for the cupcake siege weapon subscription to be set up.

Sovereign Court

san check: 1d20 ⇒ 11

Paizo Employee Developer

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Sutter: If you take a giraffe can I have one of its legs?


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Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Cosmo wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Not the Breadmaster. I just loaf around.
** spoiler omitted **

I failed that SAN check years ago.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Gary: that's the thing about tribbles, they taste different based on expectations and other things
Me: And they coo and purr while you're eating them.
Gary: they are happiest when they are going to be nommed
Me: Even as you're biting into them and tearing at their flesh, they love you.

Dark Archive Software Developer

Vic: ... they deal Weird Damage...


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Vic: ... they deal Weird Damage...

So weirding modules are in Technology Guide? Sweeeeeeeet!

{strums baliset} Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my Chaos.


Christopher Anthony wrote:
Vic: ... they deal Weird Damage...

Yeah, that's true of pretty much everything around here...


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Gary Teter wrote:
Not the Breadmaster. I just loaf around.

Gaugh! I should know better by now not to read your posts (punnage), or click your links (weirdage). Linking back to 2006 is kinda cool though.


Dazylar wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Not the Breadmaster. I just loaf around.
Gaugh! I should know better by now not to read your posts (punnage), or click your links (weirdage). Linking back to 2006 is kinda cool though.

On that note, has there been any further development on the monstrosity?

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Cosmo keeps the Cosmo Burlesque dreams alive
Robot Chris realizes there's no way to actually minimize harder


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The things he can't do with tassels arent worth doing.

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Steve Geddes wrote:
The things he can't do with tassels arent worth doing.

I hold this truth to be self-evident!


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Here is where we learn which of his body parts Cosmo refers to as the "truth"

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cort: Taking pleasure in dark justice is fine, 3 steps closer to Batwoman, but still fine!

liz: I am 100% okay with being closer to Batwoman

sara marie: can i be catwomen instead?

cort: I don’t think the anti-hero roster is that picky.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Liz: I CAN DO THIS
Liz: WHERE ARE MY HOURS IN THE DAY
Liz: I NEED A TARDIS

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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We're all out of those, but we do have a Vortex Manipulator, fresh off the wrist of a handsome time agent.

Development Manager

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Cosmo wrote:

Liz: I CAN DO THIS

Liz: WHERE ARE MY HOURS IN THE DAY
Liz: I NEED A TARDIS

I had a team that put a task card for the Tardis directly into the QA part of the queue, under the assumption that whenever we did build it we would just travel back to hit the the release date.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: can't hear you over sound of blowtorch and maniacal laughter

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cort: Oreos and human souls - two great tastes....


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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: can't hear you over sound of blowtorch and maniacal laughter

Cosmo on cooking duties again?


Sara Marie wrote:
katina: can't hear you over sound of blowtorch and maniacal laughter

Is Katina named Gaige in another life!?

Scarab Sages Modules Overlord

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Patrick: "If all you have is a flamethrower, all your problems look like spiders."

Silver Crusade

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=(


=D


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Orthos and his split personalities :P


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Sanity is a playground for the unimaginative!

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