Last one to post wins

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Firstly, no I haven't forgotten.

Secondly, you've failed - now SUFFER!!!

[Waterhammer]

Insult the person above you, was it?

Write an inspiring haiku?

Meet girls?

Oh, oh! I know. It's a historical discussion thread.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Eye nose it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Yes...today we look back on the cultural, technological, economic, and environmental consequences of the Great Gorilla Grodd War....

[Auriea]

So, what's this about a nude, level 20, fighter in a bathtub?
Sounds fun!
:sits on someone's lap:

[Goddity]

Wait wasn't it you who was telling us to behave earlier? I'm just glad AoZK hasn't noticed the spiked chain optimization thread.

[Auriea]

Maybe....... But this is innocent lap sitting! Besides, I'm tired of flying, and this gives me a better vantage point as to see where the win goes.

[Goddity]

Oh okay then. You might want to move in a few hours, because my new minion is coming out. Rovagug has decided that I am right and the gods need to die. So until we win he is on my side. And you can blame AoZK for throwing me into his prison so I could talk to him. And we are pretty much going to be slaughtering everything we can see. So you might want to leave before anyone else gets back over here.

[Auriea]

Aww, but it may be fun to watch! Besides, who doesn't love a little bit of danger in their lives? Wouldn't be the first time that I have died!

[Message board troll]

Waterhammer wrote:

Meet girls?

WAIT!!! WHEN WUZ DIS A PART OF IT!!! I MISSED IT WAAAAHHHH!!!

[Charles Scholz]

Of course you did. You were too busy kidnapping Auriea to notice the improtant things... like me winning.

[Gruumash .]

Except for the fact you never win you are merely a place holder for myself.

[GoatToucher]

And you yourself were but an unwitting pawn in my quest for the Win.

[Kat's Eye]

Your quest in in vane.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Goddity, you are a fool! Once Rovagug has destroyed the gods, he will destroy everything else - including YOU!!!

Secondly, Auriea doesn't wear any shoes!

[GoatToucher]

It's a pity then that -someone- has strewn all this broken glass between her and the Win, which I keep in the front pocket of these -very- tight pants.

[Message board troll]

BROKEN GLASS! ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT IS YIPPEE KI YAY %$*!#&%*$@&*!!!

[Auriea]

Broken glass on the ground is nothing to me....
:floats about, and starts to dance in the air:
This is why some things really don't work on us......

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

Wait... Wait.... Just wait a sec... Okay, bye! -runs off with the win-

[GoatToucher]

:swats Auriea out of the air with a broom, slapping her down into the glass, whereupon she is trodden upon and ground into the pointy goodness:

...but some things -do- work on you.

[Charles Scholz]

Amasu of the O'Khamphi wrote:

Wait... Wait.... Just wait a sec... Okay, bye! -runs off with the win-

Just Hold It.

[Goddity]

I am no fool. I just know all your weaknesses. You sound very scared AoZK. Also, as a quantum singularity, I cannot prove that I exist so I cannot die. Also: I'm winning now!

[Message board troll]

BBBBBRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!! STILL SOME TACO BELL KICKIN AROUND IN THERE!!!

[Goddity]

Run for it! Also: I'm winning again!

[Private Tiny]

There are no winners when MBT eats Taco Bell.

[Cluny the Scourge]

And you would know that how?

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

The janitor is the least of the winners anytime taco bell is involved.

[Goddity]

The people responsible for clean up who live within a mile of MBT always lose. Also why does it feel like we try to kill each other on every thread we make? Also: I'm winning again!

[Belphegor]

No, you are not.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Belphegor is right!

[Auriea]

:raises hand and snatches the win:
So warm......

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

-jumps up and snatches it from Auriea-

[Goddity]

One does not simply snatch a win. Oh wait I just did.

[Your Deeper Darkness]

If you want the win, I have it in here with me.

[Wylliam Harrison]

*Multiple Headshots with plasma rifle*

I...WIN...!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

And now, for your grand prize: an eternity in the torture chamber of my largest church, where you will suffer unimaginable pain and suffering (both physically and mentally) from the hands of the two most skilled of my high priests, Junior Cultist and Private Tiny!

[Mad Scientist priest of Goddity]

I am equally skilled and demand recognition.

[Morrin the Stout]

:a goblin screams as it is tossed into the pool of magma nearby:
Bah, darned things keep on getting into the stores.....
By the way, how does one keep them short things away from my business?
They're eatin' up all of my guests food!
:mutters some more as another goblin is lifted by some unseen force and thrown into the other goblin:

[Message board troll]

Morrin the Stout wrote:

:a goblin screams as it is tossed into the pool of magma nearby:

Bah, darned things keep on getting into the stores.....
By the way, how does one keep them short things away from my business?
They're eatin' up all of my guests food!
:mutters some more as another goblin is lifted by some unseen force and thrown into the other goblin:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!

[BlindKitsune]

Wow, talk about truth in advertising! ^^

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

No one knows what's happening. Which is why no one knows that I still have the win.

[GoatToucher]

You know why the Win is warm, don't you?

:puts the Win back in the front pocket of his tight, tight pants:

[Message board troll]

GoatToucher wrote:

You know why the Win is warm, don't you?

:puts the Win back in the front pocket of his tight, tight pants:

EW EW EW EW!!!

[Grandpa Wonderbra]

Sorry, just woke up from my nap.

Did I win?

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Ah, GW! I haven't heard from you since you sacrificed Dagon in true Aztec fashion! How did it go by the way?

[Message board troll]

GRANDPA!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CANDY!!!!! I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY!!!!

[Auriea]

Candy for our troll? We live in dangerous times........ Although, it would be fun to see him hyped up from the sugar high. This gives me an idea!
:flies off towards the nearest candy warehouse:

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Oh, did we forget to warn Auriea the candyshop is run by a witch and Auriea looks alot like one of two siblings she died to in her previous life?

Yup, there's lots of danger for Auriea now.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Hey Auriea, don't forget this...Magical Lantern of...Protection +5! *waves a giant bug-zapper lantern*

[Goddity]

Ooh free loot! *snatches lantern*

[Junior Cultist]

*steps out of torture chamber wiping hands off*
Sorry AoZK, Prvt. Tiny got a little rambunctious on that last one. Did you need something? Oh, hey looks like someone dropped a win here, nice. Why...why does this smell of goats and marmalade?