Junior Cultist's page

I knew I was in the wrong campaign.

*raises hand*

Uncle Teddy is banned for not telling me the difference between sodomy and camping.
I am never going camping again.

Uh, mister AoZK, these uh brides are all, um uh well, ghouls and ghast. I think the mail order bride site made a type-o. Ravaging instead of ravashing. Hmm, well this will be an interesting night of delights and debuatury.

Son of a... MBT has you are now and forever known as Kenny the Message Board Troll. PT, go slap KMBT with that paddle and a keg of healing potion.

Happy belated B-day. Can I get a raise?

I wanna be plundered first! Wait...what, who said that?

Nidal, weird pain fetish wins out over moldy undead.
Would you rather meet the prerequisite to gain a Unicorn mount, or meet the prerequisite to be a Calistrian priest(ess)?

Yes, now we're talking. I get to be cabin boy! Wait...what, who said that?

Hell hounds leap at the cowardly kings and carry souls across the river styx, yeah!

It was not heresy and I will not repent. But if I were in a repenting mood what do you have in mind?

That was one jacked up goblin. That's what happens when you experiment while in an alchemist's shop. Trust only in what your god bestows upon you. Science is evil.

First your shoes, second your socks. Then your dignity. Yes all your nice things, including this shiny little win, shall be mine. All hale the new Lord of the Dance!

YES! YES! DRINK YOUR POISON YOU FOOLS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE ABYSS!

*steps out of torture chamber wiping hands off*
Sorry AoZK, Prvt. Tiny got a little rambunctious on that last one. Did you need something? Oh, hey looks like someone dropped a win here, nice. Why...why does this smell of goats and marmalade?

It's the end times! The threads are merging! I blame Cosmo!

The masked goddess of but-'er-faces

Tiny will be busy handling the shocker lizards outback. I guess that leaves me for the demonstration. Now I need to get my spiked thong ready. And some black pudding.

At tonights function we holding a recruiting drive. Everyone is expected to bring a "friend". Also refreshments will be privided. There will also be a drawing for door prizes. In the main hall GT will be giving one of his demonstrations. Leather, spandex, and furries are all welcome.

Hell no we won't go!
Hell no we won't go!
Wait... um can we talk health care, dental, vision, 401K, payed holidays off, and vacation time?

Sniff sniff it is truly an honor sir, thank you so much. I would like to thank all the little people I sacrificed and back stabbed and trod on to get here today. sniff
The next poster is going to polish my brand new unholy symbol.

On behalf of cultist everywhere, we are not really such bad people. We enjoy spending time with family and friends, yes sometimes they be need to be sacrificed. We are real go getters, you will see us all over at airports, in your neighborhoods, and at strip malls on recruiting drives. We are definitely environmentally conscientious, look at all the old ruins we rehab and reuse. Plus our education system is outstanding, always helping to bring knowledge of the old gods to the poor ignorant masses.

I...uh...um... wait can a cultist kill a gods avatar and still maintain their standing as a cultist?

Behold, a meteor! (a dinosaur's worst nightmare)

spandex

I'm in your castle advizing your king and stuff.

Unfortunately the The shield generator is still up and running, our forces could not get past the plucky rebels and there native alies.
I shall begin the rite of summonig of Cthulhu.

I hide Alick in GoatToacher.

Darth Crusty Face

Indeed, it was my test to enter the cult.
The next poster knows the location of the Holy Grail. But will only tell it to squeally nord.

...stubbing my toe on the alter as the high priest and I made our way out the secret escape tunnel.

I live to serve. One problem though. Some of the recruits won't stop crying during booty camp. Though it is quite amusing, it is detracting from the fun. Good news though many of the opposition have come over willing and excited. The cookies were a big hit.
The next poster would kindly hose this mob down so that we may start phase XXX of the Grand rite.

It is the will of Cthulhu that I take the win in his name.

Banned because Cthulhu wills it.

71. Because Cthulhu wills it.

Great Elder Gods do not bend to your laws of physics nor quantum mechanics. Goddity is wiped from all of existence because THEY will it.