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Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away.

Grand Lodge

:is a few hundred feet in the air when an invisible force starts to tug at Auriea:
Wait wha........? PRETTY LIGHT!
:seening the "lantern", Auriea flies towards it at top speed, not paying any heed to anything around:
MINE!


NO MINE! No one takes my loot! Death Ray™ time! *kills Auriea with death ray*

Go towards the other light. Yes that one. Die already!

Dark Archive

YES YES FLY TO YOUR DOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Grand Lodge

:is hit by the death ray™, but is traveling as such a rate, Auriea slams into Goddity at such a velocity that it resurrects her:
Pretty.......
:passes out on top of Goddity:

Scarab Sages

Uh...anyone else? *jangles lantern*


BOOM !

In the wake of the gnomish-sounding multi-musket deflagration IHIYC's horribly mangled body is the grim and glorious testimony of me winning this thread.

Shadow Lodge

Nice try, but no. Here, I have a kobold's egg(shh, it's actually a grenade)


*Lifts Auriea off, then shoots her again.*
NO ONE WINS BUT ME! (And Sir I Have A Grenade, I already pulled the pin)


Yaddayadda, all know goblins be BOSS at explosives and burning stuff down.


How are you at actually exploding?


Poog not good at exploding, but to demonztrate goblinz be good at blowing stuff up, here you have bomb to face.

*BOOM*


Silly goblin, you forgot to light the fuse.

* lights fuse and tosses bomb back *


OHH OHH I'M GOOD AT SPLODIN!!!!


*sniff* Goodbye Mr. Pratchett.

Grand Lodge

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I am sad to hear this news.......
I SALUTE TO THEE, MISTER PRATCHETT!

Sovereign Court

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In honour of the great man's passing, I shall win by riding on a giant discus that is on the backs of four elephants that are on the back of a giant turtle 'swimming' through space.


Too stunned to think of something funny to say. Sorry. I will be back.


I've been getting misty eyed off and on at work all day. It's been a hard afternoon to concentrate.


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Let's raise a glass to the man and toast.

*raises his own, awaiting others*

Sovereign Court

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Here, here!

*Raises glass.*

Shadow Lodge

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O.o I hear some of the worst news here on the Paizo boards.
*raises a mug*


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To Sir Terry *raises mug*

Grand Lodge

*raises mug*
I shouldn't do this at work, but eh.....


*Raises mug as well*

Scarab Sages

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Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

*Raises Mug*
He may be gone, but his mind is once more his own. Just think of all the sequals he will write now. I envision a whole wing of Heaven's library devoted to Terry's work.

Sovereign Court

I agree.


*raises mug*


Wait. Did anyone check the beer/whine/water/whatever you were drinking for poison? They could be trying to get our shoes!

Dark Archive

YES! YES! DRINK YOUR POISON YOU FOOLS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE ABYSS!


PROTECT THE SHOES! RALLY THE FORCES! RAISE THE MEN FROM THE DEAD! WE ARE AT WAR!


*looks down* But I'm not even wearing shoes...


They have already struck! We must prepare the counter attack! Who's with me?

Sovereign Court

Sorry, must declare neutrality. I'm a god of pain, so I really don't care who suffers.

Scarab Sages

We must defend the SOCKS as well!

Grand Lodge

:wiggles toes:
Oh my...... Where are my shoes?


Joins in raising a mug to Mr. Pratchett.

...Then moves on.

Shoes? Not on my feet.

Dark Archive

First your shoes, second your socks. Then your dignity. Yes all your nice things, including this shiny little win, shall be mine. All hale the new Lord of the Dance!

Sovereign Court

Ahem!

*Crosses arms and glares at JC.*

You were saying, high priest of mine?


I worship no-one! Victory is mine!


You wish, quotl wannabe.


How does anyone honestly think they're gonna win this? You debate that while I sneak off with the win...


Amasu of the O'Khamphi wrote:
How does anyone honestly think they're gonna win this? You debate that while I sneak off with the win...

With style. That's how I'm gonna win this.


Wow, people are still talking about me? About how much I win? Why thank you all.


Huh? What thing be you?

Scarab Sages

I'm guessing that's the *thing* we never got to actually see from the Doctor Who episode "Listen."


It's not someone who's going to win, I can tell you that.


BOOYAH!

Sovereign Court

Ron Stoppable, I presume? Well, no teenage girl or naked mole rat is gonna save you now! Monkey ninjas, attack!


Whazzat? Poog drank potion, become more BADASS than Reta.

Poog shank ALL your monkeyz.

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