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Scarab Sages

Take off that mask and prove it, then!

Scarab Sages

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Are you trying to get under my cowl?

Scarab Sages

What's that? Everything you say is comically muffled....

Sovereign Court

Surely it is YOU who should be comical.


And everything you say is tinged with pain and ecstasy.


While your words boast the powers of the multiverse its self.
But even that isn't enough to secure the win for you.


That is completely true Lilith as the only one Awesome enough to secure the win here is myself of course.


You've never met me then. -stabs out Gruumash's eye and steals the win- I have the power! -teleports away with the win-


Steals the win from Amasu before she teleports out.

Scarab Sages

*extracts Schism's eyes with a screwdriver, replaces them with colored party lights*

Sovereign Court

Woohoo! PARTY!


I'll just take that.

:anoints the Win with scented oils and other lubricants:


-steals the win from GT and promptly cleans it with Effirel Buttonbottoms magical clean all elixer(only 30gp per bottle! What a deal!)- Not this time. Also, Schism.... Totally a he. -runs away making Zoidberg noises- woopwoopwoopwoop!


What longshanks so busy about? THread bout winning, goblins boss at that.


-bonks TPoZ on the head and keeps running- Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

Sovereign Court

Hey Zoidberg, I have a magic box here that can give commands!

*Holds a plain cardboard box up to the right ear.*

The box says you are to give me the win!


It can give commands. That does not mean I must follow them. Also, it forgot to say Simon Says! Woopwoop.

Sovereign Court

Alright, there is only one way to deal with this. In Mortal Kombat, fight!

Dark Archive

Defeats all the oncomers in a true battle royal. Raises the bloody win over the dead corpses of all the previous posters except for himself of course. because he is that Awesome.


In your dreams pirate scum.


Poog secondz that motion.

Poog buy Captain Spaldingz an orange juice.


-bamfs away the fighting, leaving a look alike fake corpse(Effirel Buttombottoms magical corpse clones, get yours today for 150gp!), then steals the win again whilst everyone else enjoys orange juice-

Dark Archive

Captain Spalding of course I saved you because you are my daughter and I am your DADDY !!!

As for Amasu, well try to teleport all you want but you will never truly escape dimensional lock. And yes I will take my win back as I lop off your head and give Poog the body to play with.

Poog now swab the deck and get these bodies cleaned up or I will keel haul yee again. So says Captain Gruumash scourge of all the seas.


Poog not mind body of weird Amasu-thing, but Poog's tribe beat Gruumash' pirateship ANY DAY. Go swabs your own poop deck.

Nananananaaaaaa


:takes Amasu's fake corpse into his "workroom":

Practice makes perfect!


I knew I should have boobytrapped that thing... Also, what good is a dimensional lock when I have a dimensional lockpick!(Also sold by Effirel Buttonbottom, available now for the low low cost of 350gp! Get yours today!)

Sovereign Court

So, you want the win do you? Well, if whoever posts after me lists EVERY SINGLE DEITY from the Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Inner Sea Gods (core deities first then the other deities, remember to place them in alphabetical order, like they are in the book) then the win is yours.


To much work when I can just do this. -casts meteor strike on Jurassic Bard and keeps running with the win- Woopwoopwoopwoop!


Nope you don't.


Squeak


Nope I don't? That's godmodding sir! You need to make an attempt to stop me which I must make a descriptive response as to why you do or don't succeed. So.... -runs away more-

Grand Lodge

:swoops in and steals the win:
I see that things are still as crazy as they were when I had left!
Had to go tangle up me a werewolf......
:flies away:


Well well, time to put this new flak cannon to use.
*BOOM*

And now i win again.


Not as much as you'd think.

Sovereign Court

OK, for now, I think we should set a challenge for the person who posts after us in order for they to claim the win. I'll start, whoever posts after me must write a haiku whilst talking backwards.


That's been tried before, it didn't work ;)

Sovereign Court

Dang! Alright, let's all put our heads together and figure out how to make this thread more interesting.


You know who else likes to make things interesting? My mom!


What a frightfully odd thing to say....


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http://youtu.be/kuCV4-CXwOs

:twirls shirt around head: Weeeooo-weeeooo-weeeeeee!


*smacks GoatGroper over head*

That stupid, even to goblin standards, so that mean MUCH!! :(


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That is a stupid character, but the show actually has a pretty interesting arc going on.


Cartoon Networks current line up of shows is definitely meant for adults. Kids just won't get half the humor. Like the episode with the baby ducks vs the geese. Anyone who hasn't seen the original transformers movie from the 80's won't get it.


Loves me some Adventure Time. And winning...loves me some winning too.


No winning for you traitor.


Aren't you two really the same person?


Molten Dragon wrote:
Aren't you two really the same person?

That would be me.


Triphoppenskip wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
Aren't you two really the same person?
That would be me.

And me.


Also...mice & rats be yummy food.

Here ratty ratty, Poog got present for you,
*hides shank behind back*


Three rats vs 1 Poog.
Just 1 rat would be overkill when facing a Poog.

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