I love PF2 Butts


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graystone wrote:
WatersLethe wrote:
I love PF2E buttes
I prefer some nice buttresses.

...are they... flying buttresses?


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if you support yourself on your tail like a kangaroo, its a flying butt buttress


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Threeshades wrote:
if you support yourself on your tail like a kangaroo, its a flying butt buttress

A kangaroo leaning back on its flying butt buttress admiring the butte in the distance


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what a beaut


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Also as an aside, my phone autocorrected "anaconda" to "snack bra".

This is hilarious.


My anaconda don't


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Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:
It is interesting to see how different tails stack up. Let me know if I am missing any interesting tails.

Monkey Goblin tails with Hard Tail feat. It's a common ancestry that offers both a decent unarmed attack and a hands-free trip. Potentially very useful for thaumaturge builds, and "goblin thaumaturge" just has so many entertaining possibilities for theming.

Sacred Nagaji are great, but I wish they had a feat that would add grapple to their tails. Trip would also be nice, but grapple is the one that I kind of crave and am not getting.


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Back when APG first hit, a friend of mine challenged us to create high-level characters where each of us was one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for his homebrew thing. No daemons.

I chose Pestilence (Plague).

Enter C’thnos, the Undying…17th level Ysoki Alchemist (Toxicologist)

We were a sort of evil superhero team trying to bring about the end of the world and falling spectacularly short. Think The Tick but for bad guys.

I was a geriatric Skave…er…YSOKI professor of chemistry at the University of Lepidstadt. But when we put on our bad guy suits, I’d climb into the marsupial pouch of my huge-sized naked mole rat and dig my way to the secret base.

My god that was so much fun. The world never new that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were put down by environmental hazards, a white dragon, and some crappy die rolls.

Oh, and I had a tail.

It did nothing.

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Nykrat wrote:

Oh, and I had a tail.

It did nothing.

I truly enjoyed your story, nonetheless!


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Truly a buried tail!


And I cannot lie


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Freehold DM wrote:
graystone wrote:
WatersLethe wrote:
I love PF2E buttes
I prefer some nice buttresses.
...are they... flying buttresses?

Not until 7th level.


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PossibleCabbage wrote:

One of the reasons that Anadi are the best is that in their natural form (as great big spiders) they are like 50% butt.

I like to imagine them as like great big peacock spiders, who have brightly colored butts.

♫ I like bug butts and I can not lie

So raise your spinnerets high
Struttin’ eight legs, a glam carapace
And a round abdomen in your face

I got webbed, and now I’m stuck
Need Reassuring Presence to find my pluck
Let’s get deep into Skittertalk
Baby, I love to watch you walk

Anadi, it’s you I adore, wanna learn your Lore
My homeboys tried to warn me but we’ve been here before
Win me, spin me in this web I’m in
Take my Friendform, and we’ll begin
Well, weave me, please me, never leave me

And then dang, I saw your Hunter's Fangs!
So biting, inviting (and this song rewriting...)

Even arachnophobes gotta admit you’re dope
Take the average gamer and ask them that
You gotta pack much back

So players, players, has your bugfriend got the butt?
(Yeah, yeah, hell, yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake that buggy butt, baby got back ♫

Source: Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back


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Sanityfaerie wrote:
Sacred Nagaji are great, but I wish they had a feat that would add grapple to their tails. Trip would also be nice, but grapple is the one that I kind of crave and am not getting.

It just seems right.


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Gortle wrote:
Sanityfaerie wrote:
Sacred Nagaji are great, but I wish they had a feat that would add grapple to their tails. Trip would also be nice, but grapple is the one that I kind of crave and am not getting.
It just seems right.

If I was a bandit fighting the PCs, and I got grappled by a Nagaji with their arms, I know I'd be disappointed.


Fortunately, narrative description doesn't have to exactly match game mechanics.

I just need to have a hand free (or be wielding a weapon with the grapple trait) and can narratively grapple with the tail just fine.


Gortle wrote:
Sanityfaerie wrote:
Sacred Nagaji are great, but I wish they had a feat that would add grapple to their tails. Trip would also be nice, but grapple is the one that I kind of crave and am not getting.
It just seems right.

Well, we're eventually due a Tian Xia book, right? Nagajor is a pretty significant part of that. It even has the Order of the Poisoned Fang, so there's a clear martial arts tie-in. It's possible that they'll get a few more feats them.


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Brb, going to go grab my bonk stick


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WWHsmackdown wrote:
Brb, going to go grab my bonk stick

Good luck getting through all these coils. ~~~~


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Got a PF1 kitsune sorcerer build that gets all 9 tails by level 7 that I'm still waiting to play.

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I have a 15 foot long, fully prehensile tail.

Ganzi tails! Enough said!


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aobst128 wrote:
If I was a bandit fighting the PCs, and I got grappled by a Nagaji with their arms, I know I'd be disappointed.

Bandit, being grabbed: "Oh... "

Nagaji: "Wait, what's with that reaction?"

Bandit: "It's nothing. Nevermind."

Nagaji: "....."

Bandit, struggling half-heartedly: "I mean, it's a totally fine grapple, no complaints, but..." *glances meaningfully at the tail*

Nagaji, snapping the bandit's neck: "Why do they always have to make it weird?"

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^ I regret I have but one favorite to give to this post.

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Il'setsya Wyrmtouched wrote:

I have a 15 foot long, fully prehensile tail.

Ganzi tails! Enough said!

*looks at artwork of Il'setsya*

*looks back at this post*

*checks artwork again*

No disrespect, Ms. Wyrmtouched, but I think there might be some exaggeration here...

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To be fair, there's a lot of art for Il'setsya Wyrmtouched, all with varying amounts of tail.

Official Paizo Art for Il'setsya (scroll down to second image)

Art by Weasyl

There were many images that I found on Google with much longer and shorter tails, some of which I could not link to directly.

The moral of this is that you should draw your own conclusions!

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I just worry 15 feet would get a little unwieldy, prehensile or no...don't want folks stepping on it! That'd harsh her buzz!

Liberty's Edge

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ganzi absolutely have the best tails

no, i will not be taking any questions, good night

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Losonti wrote:

ganzi absolutely have the best tails

no, i will not be taking any questions, good night

Why would there be? You're right!

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