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I love PF2 Butts
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PossibleCabbage wrote:

One of the reasons that Anadi are the best is that in their natural form (as great big spiders) they are like 50% butt.

I like to imagine them as like great big peacock spiders, who have brightly colored butts.

♫ I like bug butts and I can not lie

So raise your spinnerets high
Struttin’ eight legs, a glam carapace
And a round abdomen in your face

I got webbed, and now I’m stuck
Need Reassuring Presence to find my pluck
Let’s get deep into Skittertalk
Baby, I love to watch you walk

Anadi, it’s you I adore, wanna learn your Lore
My homeboys tried to warn me but we’ve been here before
Win me, spin me in this web I’m in
Take my Friendform, and we’ll begin
Well, weave me, please me, never leave me

And then dang, I saw your Hunter's Fangs!
So biting, inviting (and this song rewriting...)

Even arachnophobes gotta admit you’re dope
Take the average gamer and ask them that
You gotta pack much back

So players, players, has your bugfriend got the butt?
(Yeah, yeah, hell, yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake that buggy butt, baby got back ♫

Source: Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back
Hmm's Starfinder Cadets -- The First Chapter
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"We hear there are Starfinders in the audience tonight, so here's a ballad about our favorite Starfinder!"

Keskodai’s Song

♫ Traveling with my child side by side
The stars arrayed before us in some grand design
You, my son, will see the wonders of the galaxy

Spreading the Lady’s gospel out in space
Meeting denizens of new worlds face to face
Life and death and their tangled destiny

I cannot tell you who you are --
Can't find answers in an option bar
Chk-Chk, my sweet love

Do you see the worlds beyond your jar?
Are you dazzled by their many revelations?
Our sacred individuality
When we face out we discover what’s within
Emerging from your bottle like a djinn
Then once more begin

And I see colors in a different way
Where once there was only dark and grey
Perhaps that’s why we both need this journey

Oh what am I to do-o-o?
You’ve expanded my point of view
Chk-Chk, my sweet love

I think of your mothers late at night
They gave me their trust without hesitation
Our beloved reciprocity
When will I ever be in their sweet arms again?
Watch you escape the bottle like a djinn
Then once more begin

How do we ever know if our path is right?
How do we balance life’s many equations?
I guess we just have to trust and see
When you escape your bottle like a djinn
When you discover what lies within
Travelling the edges of the outer rim
Then you’ll take flight
In the starry night
Chk-Chk, no other will shine so bright ♫

___
*Source: “Bright” by Echosmith