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One day, our dark draconic master will return to claim his vengeance against the treacherous Dahak and the wretched Apsu, and unite all of dragonkind—along with, of course, the heirs to dragonkind, the noble kobolds—together against our true enemy: those f@!$ing behirs!
Our cult may be few in number and dangerously underfunded, but what we lack in numbers we more than make up for with heart, grit, and a mostly functioning Autocorrect function on our devices.
Please no behirs or fake dragon god worshipers on this thread. True believers only. If you're interested, we're doing a bake sale this Saturday to raise money for our own dungeon. You can sign up on the sheet that Steven is passing around.
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According to the rules, politics are still banned.
Good luck with that!
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According to the rules, politics are still banned.
Good luck with that!
You're history, Captain Yesterday! You will rue the day you challenged us! A day which will, also, be history! This is how history works.
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That's not how politics work.
Although, to be honest, I honestly don't know how politics work in the first place.
I just check a box next to someone I recognize, or write myself in if I don't recognize anyone. It only takes one vote, after all.
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You're clearly with the behirs. We said no behirs!
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Oh is this where we're rabble-rousing now? It's been ages since we had a good rabble! Rabble rabble rabble!
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IMPOSTER!
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Wow, two new visitors! This is the busiest we've been since our landlord Eugene called the cops.
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Oh is this where we're rabble-rousing now? It's been ages since we had a good rabble! Rabble rabble rabble!
OoOoOOoooOOoOoOooh,
I imagine that here you are referring to my colleague in Scottish poetry, the esteemed Scots poet Rabble Burns,
Who here is making a welcome return,
To here, where we are once again discussing the body politic,
And also Keanu Reeves in John Wick,
For 'A Man's A Man, For A' That'
Unless he is shot by an assassin in a hat.
Thankyou.
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{suddenly appears} -?! How did I get here? ENDORA?!
I wonder how you can keep out ponies wearing dragon costumes?
Like politics and religion, ponies are notoriously easy to sneak into the middle of existing threads.
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{wearing trenchcoat and sunglasses disguise} Ponies actively avoid the forums here. They've seen how we'll beat a dead horse for years; just imagine what we'd do with a live one.
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I prefer my draconic rulers to be Undead. So I guess you folk are just not extreme enough for me.
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I knew I should've picked up an extra can of Behir-Begone at the store.
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Dragons of the world UNITE!
You have nothing to lose but your alignmemt prescription!
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Yes, unite. Cosine yourself to a parallel existence, derived from all factors of your limits. Be free, unbound, radical even. For in this you will calculate proof.
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{adds "Abdul Al'Paula" to list of imaginary band names}
This has to be on every Platform.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m0sA3--ieU
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It kills certain light sensitive parasites(and shadow demons) but it also lets you install a cyberjack. Alcohol makes a great sedative and it also sterilizes the wound.