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I knew I should've picked up an extra can of Behir-Begone at the store.

Wow, two new visitors! This is the busiest we've been since our landlord Eugene called the cops.

You're clearly with the behirs. We said no behirs!

According to the rules, politics are still banned.

Good luck with that!

You're history, Captain Yesterday! You will rue the day you challenged us! A day which will, also, be history! This is how history works.

One day, our dark draconic master will return to claim his vengeance against the treacherous Dahak and the wretched Apsu, and unite all of dragonkind—along with, of course, the heirs to dragonkind, the noble kobolds—together against our true enemy: those f@&*ing behirs!

Our cult may be few in number and dangerously underfunded, but what we lack in numbers we more than make up for with heart, grit, and a mostly functioning Autocorrect function on our devices.

Please no behirs or fake dragon god worshipers on this thread. True believers only. If you're interested, we're doing a bake sale this Saturday to raise money for our own dungeon. You can sign up on the sheet that Steven is passing around.