Think of me as a less funny, less handsome, less quirky, non-union, Dick Sargent to his Dick York.
Recently erased from existence by the original Kobold Cleaver's own messageboard choices... with the standard kobold Strength penalty, it's unlikely I'll be punching any holes through reality either.
This parody alias was intended as a good-natured Biff the Understudy stand-in for times when the original-recipe kobold was unavailable/absent from the messageboards. Original Kobold Cleaver is a spiffy keen fellow and all-around hoopy frood. :)