Captain Yesterday and Kobold Cleaver Debate thread


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Hey now, let's keep it about me.

And that other guy, whoever it is.

Kibble something.


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Yesterday is Yesterday's News, Pineapple is Today's News!


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Ventnor wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hmmm. What this "debate" needs is a calm, rational, impartial moderator to keep things from getting wildly out of hand.

...

...alright, you talked me into it! I volunteer myself!

Oh dear. Natural 1. If you weren't a Pugwampi, you might have succeeded.

I'm a pugwampi, pal. We're immune to our unluck auras. Look us up! >:D


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Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 101d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Damn, It was DC 10 to see the text of the Unluck Aura. Sorry, Puggers. They've got it right. *Shrug*


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Ventnor wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hmmm. What this "debate" needs is a calm, rational, impartial moderator to keep things from getting wildly out of hand.

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...alright, you talked me into it! I volunteer myself!

Oh dear. Natural 1. If you weren't a Pugwampi, you might have succeeded.

FTFY.

I'm a pugwampi, pal. We're immune to our unluck auras. Look us up! >:D

Actually, the unluck bonus in this case is a result of attempting to moderate an Internet debate.


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Scrapper wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hmmm. What this "debate" needs is a calm, rational, impartial moderator to keep things from getting wildly out of hand.

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...alright, you talked me into it! I volunteer myself!

Quick! Hide! I think Rysky is about!

Feh. As if. Her Royal-Pain-In-The-Backside would never deign look in on this lowly affair.


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Honey dipped Pugwampi pizza topping?


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That sounds like hipster pizza.


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And none too appetizing.


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Whaddayaknow? I like baked soylent green on my pizza too!


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Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha... I don't get it...


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Patrick Star wrote:
Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha... I don't get it...

That is the WORST picture of a starfish I've ever seen!

I think even I could have done better!


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If you think that one doesn't make any sense...


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Donald Trumpets wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

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"I choose Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton because I vastly appreciate his clear policy statements and his detailed agenda of exactly what he will do as president and how he will go about achieving his aims..."
You are clearly a tremendous individual who will do well under my Presidency. Keep saying nice things about me and I'll keep saying nice things about you - no matter who you are or what you do. Unless you are a Kobold. We need to build a wall to keep the Kobolds from taking our good murderhobo jobs. That's the way you make good deals. And how you stay tough. No one is tougher than me, and no one can make better deals. It's time to make Golarion great again!

PROO PROOPROO PROO PROO PROOoooOOO!

My brass instruments are bigger than your brass instruments.

Bury that in your golf course and hole it in one, Donnie.

If it isn't quiet, little Pulg. My brass instruments are pretty big, I can promise you. In fact they are the biggest, loudest instruments in the history of music. We'll be releasing proof of that soon in the form of <unspecified> documentation from <unspecified> sources at some <unspecified> future date. So now that's settled.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

No, sorry, uh-uh, objectively wrong. Pineapple pizza is flat-out awful. It's a fact.

Certain opinions, yes. I am under no obligation whatsoever to afford all opinions equal respect. Contrary to what you may have been taught as a child, all opinions are not created equal.

And your "opinion" that pineapple pizza is good is much less equal than everyone else's.

Okay, I may have modified the quote somewhat.

Pineapple is actually my favorite pizza topping.


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New topic.

PlayStation or Atari.


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Or other new topic.

Which is your favorite Batman, and is how Bruce Wayne able to maintain his fortune becoming vaguer as the movies build up

And a weekend twofer.

Batman, Paladin, or just a Monk with really high ability scores and a GM with no clue.


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For that matter, what's up with the cattle branding in Batman vs Superman, just to make him edgier? I liked the movie, but that was just silly.

Giving half the people with a criminal record in Gotham debilitating compound fractures isn't edgy enough. :-)


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I will say I liked how Superman pile drives everyone through walls though, that was awesome, and his use of angles, and trajectory was outstanding.


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Goblin Babies, why doesn't anyone consider the cages.


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Port-a-Potty cleaners, are they the real heroes, or just overrated, and how much would it take for you to date one.


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The New Debate Topic:
Who is more awesome? Gruumash or NobodysHome?

FIGHT!


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But we haven't solved the Goblin Babies in a Port-a-Potty with Superman conundrum.


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Perhaps if we Springer it, we'll get better ratings.

I give you our surprise guest! Kobold Cleaver's birth mother!.

When he was born she was so addicted to knitting she once sold him for a ream of rare Andes wool, only to buy him back after a particularly notorious jag where she'd quilted sweaters of every Disney Princess as Lumberjacks, because she had realized if she dyed his hair head scales darker she could pass him off as Elian Gonzalez.

Some say he lives in Cuba still, a symbol of Cuban...whatever, others claim he made a dramatic escape in the middle of the night after realizing they intended to use him to make a really cool belt, only realizing he had only enough hide to craft the world's smallest coin purse.

Tragic!

Where is KC today?... who knows, i forgot honestly why the iguana was here again...


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Americans obviously have no clue about pizza toppings. Pineapple is wonderful, objectively the best possible match on a pizza with peperoni (both kinds, pepper and sausage), piri-piri sauce, ground meat, tomato and cheese.


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Sissyl wrote:
Americans obviously have no clue about pizza toppings. Pineapple is wonderful, objectively the best possible match on a pizza with peperoni (both kinds, pepper and sausage), piri-piri sauce, ground meat, tomato and cheese.

I do like pineapple in my pizzas, though I have taste some pineapple pizzas in europe and the pineapple was very low quality, I wonder why.


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I'm dropping by to voice my support for pepperoni and pineapple as the best combination. It's the only thing in this thread that I care about, or am likely to care about. Pineapple is srs bzns.

On pizza, it has to be canned pineapple, though.


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Pineapple AND Pepperoni! That sounds fascinating. :-)


Not so strange. Get a pizza as spicy hot as they will make it for you. Add pineapple. The sweet balances the heat perfectly.


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Pedestrians! Why are they really walking, and which one was on the grassy knoll.


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Sissyl wrote:
Not so strange. Get a pizza as spicy hot as they will make it for you. Add pineapple. The sweet balances the heat perfectly.

The favored way of achieving that mix in the Midwest is with chicken, jalapeno peppers, and and pineapple. Personally I don't care for that mix, so I'm intrigued by the pepperoni and pineapple, I'll definitely try it out next time we make or get pizza. :-)


I like pineapple pizza a lot.

I prefer thin crust pepperoni, but pineapple is great, and it's preferred by my kids and wife, so I end up with that more often. And I'm okay with that! :D


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Remember kids, if you back into a parking space and it takes you four tries and you hit the pole anyway, you're better off just pulling in.

Oh I see, they have Illinois plates, never mind, at least they didn't dig a pothole to park in, or put construction cones around the six spots adjacent to their parking space, just to feel at home.

Edit: wait a minute, this isn't FaWtL...


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I'm going to rule the pizza topping debate in KC's favor as he didn't clutter up the pages with posts.

SCORE: Captain Yesterday 0/Kobold Cleaver 1


I reject your reality and substitute my own, MP.

(Because you're clearly terrible at your job.)


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captain yesterday wrote:
For that matter, what's up with the cattle branding in Batman vs Superman, just to make him edgier? I liked the movie, but that was just silly.

Oh, I guess I'm not surprised you liked the movie. Batman vs. Superman is a big deal to someone like you. Like I've always said: It's Yesterday's news.


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Goblins! Are they little monsters, or just being persecuted because of their advanced techniques in recycling and their instrumentation of community wide daycares, or "cages" as the civilized races call them.


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Despite all their rage...


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No, I'm pretty sure Billy Corgan is a Nosferatu.


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SAFETY BEAR DECIDES THAT HE WILL WIN. HA!!! YOU ALL LOSE THE DEBATE! SAFETY BEAR WINS!


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Though he does look like the sort to run a daycare.


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Safety Bear wrote:
SAFETY BEAR DECIDES THAT HE WILL WIN. HA!!! YOU ALL LOSE THE DEBATE! SAFETY BEAR WINS!

Ice Bear disagrees.


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Kobolds! Is lizard evolution going in reverse!

Dark Archive

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Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News wrote:
Pedestrians! Why are they really walking, and which one was on the grassy knoll.

Better a grassy knoll than a gassy gnoll!


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Maybe it's my years of dog ownership clouding my opinion, but I just assumed all Gnolls were gassy.


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Okay next topic on the cards:

Kobolds: Subterranean Menace or Nature's Macguyver.


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Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true under that fiend, Boss Cleaver. He was a subterranean menace, and Nature's MacGyver. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.


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"There is only one MacGyver" - Selma Bouvier, The Simpsons.


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As KC has deigned not to lower himself into the debate on any of these points and Captain Yesteryear has weighed in on them all—multiple times with differing avatars, no less—I'm awarding it to Kobold Cleaver as he is obviously too cool to argue the point!

SCORE: Captain Yesterday 0/Kobold Cleaver 2


*sniff*

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