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Orthos wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Congratulations, VE!

Totally random: you're the THIRD "Yeah, parenthood is not for me" person I know to get blindsided by the news in the past month. One is a friend NH's age, Two is a militant feminist bisexual who ageed to buy a house with, but is refusing to marry, her male partner because somethihg something patriarchy.

PSA TIME, FAWTLERS: THE GUMMINT IS PUTTING SOMETHING IN THE WATER. DON'T SHAG FOR A WHILE UNTIL THEY MOVE ON TO ANOTHER PROJECT.

Asexuals ftw?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be asexual if you did ftw.

Just saying.


He tried to cast a silent spell, I saw him!

Points futilely at his copy of Ultimate Intrigue


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Woran wrote:
There has been light snow in the south of the country. No snow here in the midwest :(

You're in the wrong Midwest then.


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No, they can't! Not without very specific rules.


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Anger. Rage. Sounds an angry, rage filled lion will make.


Can we get a FAQ on that.


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Freehold DM wrote:
My testicles did not explode today!

You're doing it wrong!

Puts on aviator goggles, turns on helium.


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You do when they're a dwarven paladin with a constitution of 12 at 8th level.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Tuesday Movie Night was Solo. We took the three kids plus one of their friends with us. It's really not a bad Star Wars movie. It's light and fun.

From what I've heard, that's what a lot of die-hard fans have an issue with: We loved Han Solo because he was a scoundrel.

Disney cleaned him all up and sanitized him, and he's not the same character.

#HanShotFirst

He was Ambien shooting, doesn't count.


You just can't make new classes Willy nilly!!


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Aw, dang it! I was really looking forward to Sharaya or Diego make some rulings.


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Is that a new blog!?! Someone said they'd have a new blog today!!

Twitches unconsciously.


That's not saying, now is it?

But then, you knew that!


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Rules! I assure you I barely understand the meaning of the word rules!


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Limey's Sexey Dreamz wrote:
Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:
Paladin codes don't apply to the bedroom, just saying.
Awwww :(

That's a good thing! No hangups, and you don't have to worry about smiting (unless that's your thing).


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Paladin codes don't apply to the bedroom, just saying.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Today should be fun. Giving my kids a review before our Taming of the Shrew test and their essay...then after school, I shall be cornered by six hyperactive children who need to pick feats and hope the filter isn't blocking the PFSRD again.
They all get Toughness. There, feats chosen.

Iron will!


Wizard Testing Facility wrote:
Ed, Pointless Argument Admissions Clerk wrote:

Or is it vice versa!

This is something only a pay per view cage match can decide.

Sets up ticket booth.

Line starts here folks!

Such activity is prohibited on school grounds.

In compliance with article 4.18B7-2 of the school's charter, you'll have to move your action somewhere else.

Not if I take a five foot step as part of my full attack, g+&&+&mit.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Discussing potential characters for one of my soon-to-be players, he accidentally typed "asamurai". So I said "An Aasimar Samurai? Sure!" He replied with "No AssSamurai. Kind of like an Asian ButtPirate."

I'd allow it.


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But all the best hallucinogenic mushrooms grow on the poop at the back of the pasture!

You're doing it wrong!


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Is the swarm wearing mithral chain shirts?


How dare you exaggerate! And on the internet of all places!!


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Yes, PCGen is my new favorite toy. Just got done making my first character, "Hunts in Twilight," a male Pseudodragon Monk. :) And the printable character sheets are just like handmade, and absolutely beautiful.

You can't do that! That's not PFS legal!!


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Are you implying I would cause strife just to exaggerate post counts.

Damn it, she's on to me!


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NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
No one's judging you Tacticslion.

Raises hand eagerly

I'm judging him! I'm judging him!

Wait yer turn!

Damn kids today...

looks sternly at the initiative order.


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Clearly you need a sorcerer archetype where you get a bonus to AC for shedding clothes.

Maybe a swift action to shed an article of clothing to get a +2 to AC and everyone has to make a will save or be dazzled for 1d4 rounds.

Just a starting point.

Of course, every article shed stacks the AC bonus and will save DC. Or perhaps it should be scalable...


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We'll see about that...

To the Core Rulebook!

I will have to disagree here, the CRB makes no distinction between divine magic cast by cleric or druid.

But, to each their own, it's not a big deal. :-)


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A real boy.


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I don't buy it, he's clearly up to something.

Either way, that's not how I would've jumped the ten foot wide pit.


Shouldn't that be *Jeers*

Or, and I'm just throwing this out there. *Cheers*


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Hey now, you can't FAQ in off topic.

But then, you knew that, didn't you KC.

You cannot obfuscate the truth!

Wait... is that right?...Oh god!...

curls up in a fetal position, clutching his useless button, crying uncontrollably.


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Seltyiel Fangirl wrote:
first of all, how dare you

Actually, personally, you're wrong.


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Rysky wrote:
TOZ wrote:

I looked into Kingdom Death.

That may have been a mistake.

YUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS.

I believe you mean YEEEEESSSSSSS.


Not like smurfs, once you get those f!#@ers in the woodwork it's all over.


So, now there's competition.

gets out tire poking knife.

It's cool, nothing wrong with competition.


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I'll overlook all rules questions for the rest of the year as long as no one explains the Levitation spell to him.


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There's nothing in the rules saying it's not allowed.

However, if you want to go through ten pages discussing it's merits and a pedantic discussion about pedantry I'm game.

Gets out Extra Pedantic Encyclopedia Brown.


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I'd like to disagree with that.


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Beats me, I'm not a lawyer... I mean, I'm absolutely a lawyer.


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It's not supposed to make sense!

Way to go guys, now he expects cohesiveness.

tips a turkey, regrets it almost immediately.

Ahhh! Get it off! Get it off! Not the face! That's the money maker!


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You think they'll stop arguing about the election after one day.

I'd like to argue about that.


It's called Deja Vu.


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How is it that Florida, America's wang, has more wholesome billboards then Wisconsin, America's teet.


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But we haven't solved the Goblin Babies in a Port-a-Potty with Superman conundrum.


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If i take a left perpendicular step while slightly pivoting three feet to the right, can i still use my full round action, and five foot step.

About me: i may, or may not have a few aliases.


What happens to the Eagles, can you really care for that many eagles...


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It's kind of a grey area.

I will have to consult the Woodchipper.


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*tsk tsk*

He should've given it dual initiative, that way, it wouldn't have been able to act *twice*


You have an O where a G should be.

As far as checking Google in the fog, I recommend something with soft light.

Goggles are a different thing entirely.


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And people b*@#$ about how long the ACG errata took.

*perspective*

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