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I have 2 days to finish the patios that former coworker f@#*ed up on his way out.

*Deep breath* Maximum effort.

Captain Deadpool wrote:

Martha

>:O!!!!!!

Feros wrote:

KC, I have found that lately I have been favoriting your posts almost as soon as I start reading them. You are rapidly becoming one of my heroes!

<3

Don't worry, I'll post something really dumb tomorrow to reset things.

So I take it from your reaction you paid money to see Batman Vs Superman?

That's rough, I'm sorry!

KC, I have found that lately I have been favoriting your posts almost as soon as I start reading them. You are rapidly becoming one of my heroes!

:D

I bet her mom is named Martha.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

So are you two gonna arm wrestle for the avatar or

...declare yourselves twins, separated at birth!

I guess the only way to find out is if they both have a mother named Martha.

Or we could drag them both to the Maury Show, but then you'll have to pay for airfare and that can get expensive with wolves.

So it’s a race to see which will get locked first… Get quoting incendiary comments folks…

Martha?!!

It's sad when the only place you can vent is FaWtL.

I consider it reasonable for a GM to say, "I'm going to put in a fight that you can't possibly win, so I'd like to see you try your problem-solving skills on it."
Rise of the Runelords had the fortress of the stone giants. Jade Regent had the castle. Serpent's Skull had the serpentfolk fortress. All in all, most APs have at least one place where, "I kick in the front door and fight everyone at once," is a bad idea.

So I told the kids they'd be facing a CR+6 army. I told them that digging ditches around the building and holing up there would get them all killed. I pointed out how we'd had to abandon Serpent's Skull because their entire plan was, "Kick in the front door and eventually we'll win!"

The kids dug ditches around the building and decided to hole up there.

I repeated that this wasn't going to work, and I wanted them to try SOMETHING different. ANYTHING. Anything at all that isn't, "We sit still and wait for the entire enemy army to attack."

And I've been told by all the players and Shiro that I'm being unreasonable, and if that's the way the players want to play I need to reduce the CR of the fight so that they win.

I respectfully disagree. A world where no encounter can ever be higher than CR+3 is a very boring world indeed. "We fight everything we see! Whee!"

I support your bloodbath.

Just make sure you use their bodies to spell out something really cool, like "Francis" or "Martha".

Hi! Love you all! Miss you! Bye!

(Also: huzzah, a pizza day!)

Martha?!

Kelvin?

Martha?!

It's the last day of the week and boy does my back know it.

*Deep breath* No effort!

Jumps off guard rail to lightly push around the group of tricyclists that might know where Francis gets his lollipops from.

DeathQuaker wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

...its Nathan Fillion.

I am now conflicted.

Nathan Fillion is an amazing actor. Do not punish him for being associated with a director you don't like, especially since that director is not the director of this movie. (Indeed, Nathan Fillion's Dogberry is the saving grace of that director you don't like's take on "Much Ado About Nothing," which was otherwise pretty awful, in spite of a very good, but mostly miscasted cast. And I don't automatically hate the directorial work of said director--some of his writing and direction has been good--even though I'm pretty sure that in his regular life he is a douche.) Indeed, I would urge trusting the director of this movie, James Gunn, to have approved the casting with good reason.

On another subject, I know I am one of about four people, but I am jazzed about Savant being in this movie.

Overall the casting and the characters look incredible.

I am concerned that the movies body count is going to be silly.

Oh, come on, there was a wind advisory!

Captain ? wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

Cap Yesterday, Compulsive FAQer wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

This forum post is still way too long.

Are you sure about that?

Even more so, at this point.

Is it.

More importantly, how does that make you feel about your mother?

Martha!?

I see Superman, but no Martha?

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Wham!!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Thanks all for the hugs, everyone. :)

** spoiler omitted **...

So, you're saying if I drink an extra glass of milk, then I'll be able to kill Wade?

What the f$**, man!

In the past I have complained about ADA trying to kill everything in site.

Turns out Zombies are her blind spot. Half the time she doesn't even notice them until they actually attack her

Current Backup Weapon - Baseball Bat with a Chain wrapped around it.

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I am so glad I managed to reach Diamond city where I can buy some Ammo

Negan, is that you?

Captain ? wrote:

Is it Tom Cruise.

Reply hazy, try again later.

Martha!?!

My face, it feels!

*Deep breath*

Maximum effort!

Looks for ammo bag.

God f@*!ing damn it!

Hopefully 12 bullets is enough to get through all the CGI and overacting.

Freehold DM wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

One Punch Man, Season 2, Episode 1: As expected, the animation is terrible. The voice acting went into the toilet. But... they're still following the manga fairly closely, so I'm hoping the story remains solid. But yeah, living up to the global expectations of a massive decline in quality due to switching to a "big box" studio is not a good thing.

Captain Marvel: We all thoroughly enjoyed this movie. It's not a, "Get up on your seats and cheer" movie, but it was an excellent way to spend an afternoon with friends.

That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime: Utterly delightful. We ended up binge watching for nearly 3 hours last night. It's not great anime, but it's light-hearted, entertaining, and fun to watch. What more can you ask for?

EDIT: Yes, clothes are too much to ask for.

you aren't watching this...dubbed...are you?

What does "dubbed" mean?

Such atrocities do not exist in MY universe...

You sound like Thanos... Er, I mean, Cable.

Yuugasa wrote:

Oh LordSynos, thank you again. I named my toon in Blackguards Synos in your honor=)

Also, are you a playstation fan? Your name backwards is Sony, Well technically it's Sonysdrol but, you know, Sony can be Droll.

Haha, thank you, I'm honoured. :)

I'm actually more of a Nintendo guy, though I do own a PS4, and owned a PS & PS2 before it. It's actually an anagram of my full name. :)

Martha!?!

Sure, I'll fight Grimace!

I'm pretty sure Thanos broke his gauntlet jerking Spiderman out of existence.

Did you know that if you hold a stranger's leg up to your ear you can hear them say "What the f!## are you doing?"

Are you there god? It's me, Margaret.

I figured out how to move bodies by holding down the X button so as soon as I find a place with a shitload of raiders I'm totally going to try to spell out Francis.

Martha!?!

Geez, they're getting just as bad as the X-Men. How many time lines do you need.

Is no one seriously going to tell him what happened to Hydra!?!

Hey, buddy! Good news and bad news. Good news, you're getting a promotion! Yay, right! The bad news is, Captain America wiped his ass with all your friends, so, good luck.

Captain Deadpool wrote:

Have you ever noticed you never see Cable and Thanos in the same movie.

if only we never saw you in a movie.

Ouch! Do you kiss my mother with that mouth!

Have you ever noticed you never see Cable and Thanos in the same movie.

All these time lines get confusing!

Ground up reboot for FF and x-men is what I would want. If Jackman wanted to play the new wolverine I'd be ok with that still.

Really the main reason I want the FF is because of all the villains and characters surrounding them more then the FF themselves.

How many different timelines do we f*+%ing need.

NobodysHome wrote:

It's SO nice living in a place with good neighbors and a good police department.

It's Farmer's Market day, so some jerk in a BMW made an illegal U-turn on our street, hit the Celica, and drove off.

Isn't that a redundancy?

Local joke:

"How do you make a beetroot* salad? Throw a grande into a BMW!"

*beetroot (burak) is casually used to refer - among many other meanings - to someone very crude, jerk.

That's pretty dark, you must be in the DC Universe.

I certainly didn't bust out my phone as I was watching the movie for the first time and make this alias. That would be f*$+ing crazy.

Oh wait, that's exactly what I did.

I feel like Freehold would be the best wingman ever. Even though I am not single, he pointed out that I should not be looking at man-bun dude.

"And that's why the man bun is the new mullet!" - Deadpool 2 (not red band) trailer.

Shit f+%~ damn!

Now that's how you make a f$*@ing franchise!

Martha!?!

Limeylongears wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

That was a nice weekend.

On Friday, I went over to Actual Lady Longears (Diamond Edition)'s house, where we got out the African recipe book (ALL (DE) is Afro-British; I am not) and cooked chicken in groundnut paste with rice, which was very nice. On Saturday, we went to the seaside, and it only rained a bit.

This morning, one of my friends was selling swords at an antique arms fair, so I went too, to give him a bit of support, and bought two yataghans for much, much less than I've seen them go for online. Shame that every other table was piled high with Nazi memorabilia...

where is her family from?

Ghana.

we may be distantly related. According to ancestry.com, that is where my ancestors are from on my mother's side.

Martha!?!

F@$#ing sweet!!

Superhero landing!

Power Armor has a f+&!ing superhero landing!!

Holds back tears.
How did they know!

At least his name wasn't Martha!

I'll stop complaining as soon as I find that a~~+@+* Francis.

It's not about finding Francis?

Professor X f~#*ing lied to me!

While only tangentially related to food (the woman was determined to be lactose intolerant through genetic testing), I thought this was interesting and it made me think of Kileanna because it's in Lugo.

Elba, Mesolithic Woman.

Martha!?!

Thanks. I had a bit of a nightmare, last night. I dreamt that I stopped posting for a week, and when I came back, nobody remembered who I was. *shudder*

Martha!?!

John Napier 698 wrote:

And so, my fifth year of volunteering for Tekko is done. Halfway to my ten-year plaque.

Congratulations!

Congratulations indeed!

Can't believe I missed that!

Bad Captain Yesterday!

captain yesterday wrote:

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Went to see Logan tonight. Was a bit more depressing than I expected, but I really enjoyed it.

Heard it was good, looking forward to seeing it, and discovering an explanation for Logan's apparent aged appearance!

Personally, I don't like depressing super hero movies.

Does not interest me at all.

Yeah, but you just know that at the end Logan will go back in time again, all the X-Men will pop up with a map to the Fountain of Youth, or whatever.

I won't believe in a sad X-Men movie until I see it.

That's What happens when you kill off (or sew their f#$~ing lips shut!) all your best characters in every movie.

Too many time lines for anyone to any f#&!ing sense of whatsoever!

And action figures!

Cap'n Yesterday's Spring Fever wrote:

It's still winter. >:-(

I'd elaborate, but it would only be f@~&ing swears anyf%#*ingway. G%!*%&n s*~~ f%#+ing cold ass f&##ing s$&*ty ass weather. >:-(

So, I can say ass, but not my name, despite being a f$&+ing legend.

Typical.

As I told Francis before cleaning his teeth with a Glock. Who f&%$ing cares!

You people make me sick!

I'm so proud of you!

Had to pretty much put a power wheels escalade in the back of this guy's escalade because he couldn't lift up his end, despite having arms bigger around then my entire body.

Looks like someone only works out his glamour muscles.