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I bet the Joker was here.
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and I'll leave this here. Enjoy.
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Is it possible to use contingency to teleport if clowns draw near?
Unless you have a constant detect clowns effect going on, by the time you notice them, they'll be too close, much too close.
*shudder*
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I am enjoying this suffering. You may continue.
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New prestige clas The clown..
special ability..phantasmal killer at will
Heh. At first, I read that as "New Prestige Class: Class Clown"
But their special ability only works against learning, teachers, and certain sub-types of bullies.
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Clown Shape
School transmutation [circus]; sorcerer/wizard 5
EFFECT
Range personal
Target you
Duration 10 minutes/level (D)
DESCRIPTION
This spell functions like polymorph self, except you assume the shape of a Colossal clown with a space of 30 feet. You choose the general appearance of the clown (creepy, scary, horrifying, terrifying, and so on), after which your appearance cannot be changed. A detect magic spell reveals a moderate transmutation aura on the clown and a hint of seltzer water.
You gain a -20 temporary penalty to your effective Charisma modifier.
You gain the ability to juggle and a +24 profane bonus to the DC of any fear spell or spell-like ability you use.
Any creature attempting to use Survival to track you gains a +10 on their die rolls due to your unusually large and distinctive shoes.
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You gain a -20 temporary penalty to your effective Charisma modifier.
Except, of course, where Intimidate checks are concerned.
Don't worry James ol buddy, I got this.
My email used to be Evilmonkeygod@ikillclowns.com.
I'm a professional murderer of clowns.
Best topic ever (kinda).
And now I have an idea for a new setting. Cirque des Horreurs: The realm of the black Big Top.
First, the world is ruled by clowns. There is an underground resistance movement, but many of the members are squished under colossal size 22 shoes. Even Balor Lords fear this place.
From what I understand Jacob's only real fear is signing up what he thinks to be a speaking engagement at Paizocon only to find out he's accidentally put himself on stage at a Dr. Who convention. :)
With half the audience trying to work out how Adric has managed to change so much over the years.
That's nowhere NEAR fast enough.PANICSo how does he handle working with Cosmo?Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.EXPEDITIOUS RETREAT
EXPEDITIOUS RETREAT
Come on, you can do better than that James. Like this...
Point wand at Cosmo,
<suitable wand sound>
= Baleful Polymorph --- to little insect on the floor.
Squeesh! With big stompy boots!
=
Cosmo Clown problem solved!
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and I'll leave this here. Enjoy.Oh, god.
you are very welcome.
So how does he handle working with Cosmo?Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.
Make you look cuter.
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Don't worry James ol buddy, I got this.
My email used to be Evilmonkeygod@ikillclowns.com.
I'm a professional murderer of clowns.
So you also have Preferred Enemy: Humanoid (Clown)?
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Clowns aren't humanoids. They're aberrations.
Evidence: Cosmo.
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Clowns aren't humanoids. They're aberrations.Evidence: Cosmo.
Or Outsiders.
Or Aberration (augmented Outsider).
Or Outsider (augmented Aberration).
Maybe Monstrous Humanoids or Fey?
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Evidence: Cosmo.Add me to the list of people that's surprised Cosmo fits a classification.
I thought "Cosmo" was his classification!
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Qlippoth Lords are Outsiders.Clowns aren't humanoids. They're aberrations.Evidence: Cosmo.Or Outsiders.
Or Aberration (augmented Outsider).
Or Outsider (augmented Aberration).
Maybe Monstrous Humanoids or Fey?
I thought Great Old Ones or Outer Gods...
Clowns aren't humanoids. They're aberrations.So you also have Preferred Enemy: Humanoid (Clown)?Don't worry James ol buddy, I got this.
My email used to be Evilmonkeygod@ikillclowns.com.
I'm a professional murderer of clowns.
Somehow I knew you were going to say that.
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Qlippoth Lords are Outsiders.
Wait, did HR actually hire Cosmo? Or was he like imprisoned in the structure of the building by Sarenrae and Asmodeus, and Paizo just decided it was easier to keep him preoccupied with a "day job" so he wouldn't turn the interns into drow?
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Qlippoth Lords are Outsiders.Wait, did HR actually hire Cosmo? Or was he like imprisoned in the structure of the building by Sarenrae and Asmodeus, and Paizo just decided it was easier to keep him preoccupied with a "day job" so he wouldn't turn the interns into drow?
So, what you're saying is that the Paizo building is actually a huge super-conductive antenna that was designed and built expressly for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating Cosmo? Must have been designed by one insane architect...
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So, what you're saying is that the Paizo building is actually a huge super-conductive antenna that was designed and built expressly for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating Cosmo? Must have been designed by one insane architect...
I quite thought it was an INSPIRED piece of work myself.
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I quite thought it was an INSPIRED piece of work myself.
So, what you're saying is that the Paizo building is actually a huge super-conductive antenna that was designed and built expressly for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating Cosmo? Must have been designed by one insane architect...
Oh, it was *you*! That explains so much... like why the warehouse is exactly one inch square, and located in the corner of the cathedral-sized janitorial wing.
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A clown is my friend.
A clown vill not bite me und throw me in ze basement.
A clown is not a big shpider.
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A clown is my friend.
A clown vill not bite me und throw me in ze basement.
A clown is not a big shpider.
Unless it's the one from Stephen King's 'It'. That's sort of like the best of both worlds, like a "Clown-Spider.."
I'm gonna make a Ranger whose Favored Enemy are clowns. And I'm gonna badger and harass the GM until they let me make a chainsaw.
Bring it on, rope-a-dope.
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I'm gonna make a Ranger whose Favored Enemy are clowns. And I'm gonna badger and harass the GM until they let me make a chainsaw.
Why badger?
Or I could just mod it in:
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/487751575533190952/207272172D9BD84731B5 4D732EA7F115DAA72A3A/268x268.resizedimage
You know I downloaded that mod at one point but never used the durn thing.
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That's sort of like the best of both worlds, like a "Clown-Spider.."
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That's sort of like the best of both worlds, like a "Clown-Spider.."
Imagine a swarm of those clown spiders from the first link...
Clown-Bat / Bat-Clown?
By the way, maybe this topic should be moved to Off-topic discussion...
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By the way, maybe this topic should be moved to Off-topic discussion...
There's a flag for that.
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Imagine a swarm of those clown spiders from the first link...That's sort of like the best of both worlds, like a "Clown-Spider.."
...Each wearing eight teeny clown shoes and a red foam ball nose. Pouring out of container way too small to hold them all. Armed with hideous laughter as a Sp ability.
...And then imagine Treerazer smushing the whole swarm with one stomp of his hind claw.
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Imagine a swarm of those clown spiders from the first link...That's sort of like the best of both worlds, like a "Clown-Spider.."...Each wearing eight teeny clown shoes and a red foam ball nose. Pouring out of container way too small to hold them all. Armed with hideous laughter as a Sp ability.
...And then imagine Treerazer smushing the whole swarm with one stomp of his hind claw.
thats a good aligned act. he shifts to neutral. ;p
thats a good aligned act. he shifts to neutral. ;pImagine a swarm of those clown spiders from the first link......Each wearing eight teeny clown shoes and a red foam ball nose. Pouring out of container way too small to hold them all. Armed with hideous laughter as a Sp ability.
...And then imagine Treerazer smushing the whole swarm with one stomp of his hind claw.
Not if it's part of his fiendish Xanatos Gambit to convince the elvsies that he isn't a bad guy. He might even pick up some long-eared treehuggers (and a lone RPG designer minotaur) as worshipers under the portfolio of "Spider Smusher"... so he can slowly corrupt them to Evil.
Not if it's part of his fiendish Xanatos Gambit to convince the elvsies that he isn't a bad guy. He might even pick up some long-eared treehuggers (and a lone RPG designer minotaur) as worshipers under the portfolio of "Spider Smusher"... so he can slowly corrupt them to Evil.thats a good aligned act. he shifts to neutral. ;pImagine a swarm of those clown spiders from the first link......Each wearing eight teeny clown shoes and a red foam ball nose. Pouring out of container way too small to hold them all. Armed with hideous laughter as a Sp ability.
...And then imagine Treerazer smushing the whole swarm with one stomp of his hind claw.
hmm int 21...oh god it's possible.