>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Tels]

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Tels wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the Seattle baby boom that is going to happen in 9 months.

Of course its Cosmo's fault: he rigged the game to be a massive landslide so he could A) secretly make millions that he's investing in world-conquering technologies and B) get tons of people in his hometown to create oodles of soon-to-be minions for his army.

Those Storm Troppers gotta come from somewhere, right? Let's hope Mia likes kids ....

Babies taste great with ketchup.

That is a boldfaced lie.

Babies are a mustard food.

Babies have a versatile enough flavor palate that they go great with anything.

Even sardines.

I blame Cosmo for Gentlemen Nurn not knowing how tasty babies are. Clearly he needs to eat more.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for Tels thinking sardines go with anything.

[Cosmo]

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Tels thinking sardines go with anything.

...when, in fact, they go with everything!

[Cosmo Cultist]

Cosmo wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Tels thinking sardines go with anything.

...when, in fact, they go with everything!

Behold the doctrine of Ruination! Ia! Ia!!

[Tels]

Cosmo wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Tels thinking sardines go with anything.

...when, in fact, they go with everything!

Aw hell, am I a Sleeper Agent?

I blame Cosmo.

[Chris Lambertz]

I blame Cosmo for no more coffee in my cup. So, sleepy ;_;

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for my 18 month old nephew digging into his diaper and smearing poop on the walls.

Seriously Cosmo, that is disgusting!

[Alexander Augunas]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my 18 month old nephew digging into his diaper and smearing poop on the walls.

Seriously Cosmo, that is disgusting!

You have the strangest family stories.

[Tels]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my 18 month old nephew digging into his diaper and smearing poop on the walls.

Seriously Cosmo, that is disgusting!

You have the strangest family stories.

My father is 1 of 17 children (one child died in a car accident), and is cousins with another family that had 16 children. All of the above 32 children have 3 children at the bare minimum. A great many of those children now have children of their own (and some of those children also have children).

I myself am one of 5 children, and have had more than a few members of the family that have moved in to live with us while they get back on their feet. Family friends have also moved in for similar reasons over the years.

Lets just say there are many stories to be told.

[Alexander Augunas]

I haven't forgotten. I believe I was the person who made the joke about half of the state of Alaska being related to you in some way. ;-)

[John Kretzer]

Well Cosmo out did himself today...not only did we get alot of snow he added ice this time....and despite there being a 'state of emregency' I still have to go to work...

Thanks Cosmo.

[Alexander Augunas]

Pfft, I got hit by that storm too, John, but Cosmo smacked me harder. My school district is closed today, so I don't get paid. I figure I'll do some writing to pass the time, so Cosmo decides to knock out the power for the whole block.

Thanks, Cosmo.

[Tels]

It's 46 degrees and clear blue skies up here in Alaska and the grass is growing in some places...

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

It's 46 degrees and clear blue skies up here in Alaska and the grass is growing in some places...

Those places being those that arnt melting or spontaneously combusting. You poor Alaskans.

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

It's 46 degrees and clear blue skies up here in Alaska and the grass is growing in some places...

Those places being those that arnt melting or spontaneously combusting. You poor Alaskans.

No, as in, when I drive through town, some people have green lawns growing because we've had warm weather for the last couple weeks while everyone else has had cold weather.

It's sickening. And I blame Cosmo.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for putting the idea in my head of buying some prune juice on a whim to try out for the first time and forcing myself to drink the entire bottle as I didn't want to waste it. That stuff is disgusting. Does the feeling it's coating all your insides from your throat down through your intestines long after you drink it ever go away? It's existence can only be Cosmo inspired.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the pulled muscle in my back.

[FormerFiend]

I blame Cosmo for the lack of cythnigot plushies.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

FormerFiend wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the lack of cythnigot plushies.

Would you consider a Rusty instead? He's awful cute.

[Rusty the Rust Monster]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

FormerFiend wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the lack of cythnigot plushies.

Would you consider a Rusty instead? He's awful cute.

^_^

[Chris Lambertz]

There is also this guy. He's squishy and cute!

I blame Cosmo for not being able to enjoy this bagel sammich. Because it is made of fire.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I also blame Cosmo for my being unable to enjoy a delicious-sounding fiery bagel sandwich.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for not being in a real Role-Playing game in what seems like months.

[Matt Thomason]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for not being in a real Role-Playing game in what seems like months.

This makes me think... has anyone ever statted Cosmo up?

If not, I blame Cosmo for transcending the scope of the rules and being unstattable.

[Tels]

Matt Thomason wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for not being in a real Role-Playing game in what seems like months.

This makes me think... has anyone ever statted Cosmo up?

If not, I blame Cosmo for transcending the scope of the rules and being unstattable.

Cosmo is a deity and doesn't have stats.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for this (mildly creepy but awesome) not being an actual installable typeface.

I also blame Cosmo for me wanting it to be an installable typeface.

[Alexander Augunas]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for not being in a real Role-Playing game in what seems like months.

I blame Cosmo for not being in a real Roleplaying Game in what has ACTUALLY been months.

[John Kretzer]

SNOW!!! Yet again more snow...come on Cosmo how about something orginal?

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

I blame Cosmo for my replying to threads that I just should have hid from the get go.

[Thymus Vulgaris]

I blame Cosmo for John Kretzer reviving the thread after 4 days of no one blaming Cosmo.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

SNOW!!! Yet again more snow...come on Cosmo how about something orginal?

I blame Cosmo for John being unable to tell the difference between Snow and Cosmo's Dandruff.

[Alexander Augunas]

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

I blame Cosmo for John Kretzer reviving the thread after 4 days of no one blaming Cosmo.

Even Cosmo needs a vacation.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

I blame Cosmo for Mika misunderstanding Bester from Babylon 5; he's the friggin' hero of the show!

{twitches, brushes hallucinatory lint off "I Was Probed By Psi Corps and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (and Absolutely No Buried Sleeper Agent Programming)" t-shirt}

[Cosmo's Girlfriend]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Mika misunderstanding Bester from Babylon 5; he's the friggin' hero of the show!

{twitches, brushes hallucinatory lint off "I Was Probed By Psi Corps and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (and Absolutely No Buried Sleeper Agent Programming)" t-shirt}

Agggh! I am reading the Psi Corps trilogy right now and all I want is for Bester to be the misunderstood antihero!.... BUT HE IS NOT AND I AM SAD BECAUSE HE'S JUST A SOCIOPATH. sigh. I blame Cosmo for this.

[Tels]

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Mika misunderstanding Bester from Babylon 5; he's the friggin' hero of the show!

{twitches, brushes hallucinatory lint off "I Was Probed By Psi Corps and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (and Absolutely No Buried Sleeper Agent Programming)" t-shirt}

Agggh! I am reading the Psi Corps trilogy right now and all I want is for Bester to be the misunderstood antihero!.... BUT HE IS NOT AND I AM SAD BECAUSE HE'S JUST A SOCIOPATH. sigh. I blame Cosmo for this.

When you punish Cosmo, does he have to use his own special couch because normal couches are too scared to let him sleep on them?

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for Paladin hate.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for the hearts and crap on my social media feeds.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo that I'm going to need to replace a headlight in my car in freezing temperatures. He knows the one of the few things worse than working on mechanical things when one doesn't like doing it is doing it while one is cold.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for today's horrible crush of snowbird idiots and local idiots in traffic.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

I blame Cosmo for Robot Chris being surrounded by magically delicious co-workers.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for yet another Valentine's Day of sitting home alone with my depression and despair.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for yet another Valentine's Day of sitting home alone with my depression and despair.

I blame Cosmo for John not looking forward to half-priced chocolate day tomorrow.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for me getting duped into arguing with idiots on the internet. Sometimes, I really just can't help myself, and I blame Cosmo for that too.

[Set]

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Agggh! I am reading the Psi Corps trilogy right now and all I want is for Bester to be the misunderstood antihero!.... BUT HE IS NOT AND I AM SAD BECAUSE HE'S JUST A SOCIOPATH. sigh. I blame Cosmo for this.

Bester was awesome. Like the Mayor, on Buffy, he was a *fun* bad guy.

"I'm going to beat you like a piñata."
"Is that how you see me? A colorful decoration filled with treats for children? Interesting."

I blame Cosmo for seasons three and four of Babylon 5 being so good that season 5 ended up kind of boring by comparison.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I was going to blame Cosmo for me being so cranky lately, especially in the pre-coffee mornings... but realizing I was so cranky itself gave me an idea for a new critter to create.

Sorry, Cosmo, no blame for you!

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for another game canceled due to snow.

[Drock11]

I had to go out and buy yet another bookcase because of all the Paizo products I have gotten. I bought one not too long ago, but because of Cosmo I didn't factor in how much space the boxes of pawns would take up.

[Cosmo's Girlfriend]

Set wrote:

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Agggh! I am reading the Psi Corps trilogy right now and all I want is for Bester to be the misunderstood antihero!.... BUT HE IS NOT AND I AM SAD BECAUSE HE'S JUST A SOCIOPATH. sigh. I blame Cosmo for this.

Bester was awesome. Like the Mayor, on Buffy, he was a *fun* bad guy.

"I'm going to beat you like a piñata."
"Is that how you see me? A colorful decoration filled with treats for children? Interesting."

I blame Cosmo for seasons three and four of Babylon 5 being so good that season 5 ended up kind of boring by comparison.

I'm not disputing that he was one of the best villains on the show. Because he totally was. I'm just saying I had hoped it was because he was the misunderstood antihero with a plan and not.... you know, being generally [redacted] up. :P

On a related note, I blame Cosmo completely for Byron. UGH. ... Byron.

[Set]

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

On a related note, I blame Cosmo completely for Byron. UGH. ... Byron.

Wow. Even for this thread, that's harsh.

I wouldn't even blame Cthulhu for Byron.

I even hated how long it took him to die. It was freaking obvious when he began talking, but he just kept talking, for, like, *ten minutes,* about how he wasn't... zzz.... sorry, dozed off, he's still not dead?

And then let's have five minutes of reaction shots as we see how *shocked* everyone is that he finally ran out of breath and did what he said he was going to do, *two commercial breaks ago.*

And then all the characters I liked had to act like they were simply devastated that this this floppy haired schmuck they'd just met was dead, which cut into my celebration.

I'll totally blame Cosmo for Marcus, 'though.

And for that hands-fluttery cringing flower they hired to replace the kickass sarcastic original actress for Na'Toth. I don't know if it's Cosmo's fault they didn't get to keep the original actress, or if it's Cosmo's fault that the replacement was such a meek little mouse, but I'm gonna play it safe and say, 'Yes, to both.'

[Cosmo's Girlfriend]

Set wrote:

I even hated how long it took him to die. It was freaking obvious when he began talking, but he just kept talking, for, like, *ten minutes,* about how he wasn't... zzz.... sorry, dozed off, he's still not dead?

And then let's have five minutes of reaction shots as we see how *shocked* everyone is that he finally ran out of breath and did what he said he was going to do, *two commercial breaks ago.*

And then all the characters I liked had to act like they were simply devastated that this this floppy haired schmuck they'd just met was dead, which cut into my celebration.

RIGHT!?? Tangent: I had read Claudia Christian's biography a few months ago and I remember there being a bit where she said if she had stayed on for Season 5, it would have been HER with Byron instead of Pat Tallman. HOW BIZARRO IS THAT

Set wrote:

I'll totally blame Cosmo for Marcus, 'though.

I BLAME COSMO FOR ALL OF THESE :

Spoilers!:

Scenes that make me bawl like a baby in that show include but are not limited to:

• Marcus!
• Vir dealing with Cartagia (both the act thereof and the aftermath of him trying to cope with it)
• Secession from Earth
• Sheridan going off into the night