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I blame Cosmo (and Cosmo's Girlfriend) for his having a life.

LOL

You.... overestimate us. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. :)

I even hated how long it took him to die. It was freaking obvious when he began talking, but he just kept talking, for, like, *ten minutes,* about how he wasn't... zzz.... sorry, dozed off, he's still not dead?

And then let's have five minutes of reaction shots as we see how *shocked* everyone is that he finally ran out of breath and did what he said he was going to do, *two commercial breaks ago.*

And then all the characters I liked had to act like they were simply devastated that this this floppy haired schmuck they'd just met was dead, which cut into my celebration.

RIGHT!?? Tangent: I had read Claudia Christian's biography a few months ago and I remember there being a bit where she said if she had stayed on for Season 5, it would have been HER with Byron instead of Pat Tallman. HOW BIZARRO IS THAT

I'll totally blame Cosmo for Marcus, 'though.

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Agggh! I am reading the Psi Corps trilogy right now and all I want is for Bester to be the misunderstood antihero!.... BUT HE IS NOT AND I AM SAD BECAUSE HE'S JUST A SOCIOPATH. sigh. I blame Cosmo for this.

Bester was awesome. Like the Mayor, on Buffy, he was a *fun* bad guy.

"I'm going to beat you like a piñata."
"Is that how you see me? A colorful decoration filled with treats for children? Interesting."

I blame Cosmo for seasons three and four of Babylon 5 being so good that season 5 ended up kind of boring by comparison.

I'm not disputing that he was one of the best villains on the show. Because he totally was. I'm just saying I had hoped it was because he was the misunderstood antihero with a plan and not.... you know, being generally [redacted] up. :P

On a related note, I blame Cosmo completely for Byron. UGH. ... Byron.

I blame Cosmo for Mika misunderstanding Bester from Babylon 5; he's the friggin' hero of the show!

{twitches, brushes hallucinatory lint off "I Was Probed By Psi Corps and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (and Absolutely No Buried Sleeper Agent Programming)" t-shirt}

Agggh! I am reading the Psi Corps trilogy right now and all I want is for Bester to be the misunderstood antihero!.... BUT HE IS NOT AND I AM SAD BECAUSE HE'S JUST A SOCIOPATH. sigh. I blame Cosmo for this.

I blame Cosmo for Cosmo being an insatiable beast of love.

I should be so lucky ... :p

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Please.... Send help....

I'm trapped in [redacted] and I haven't had any [redacted] in a week...

OH DESNA HE FOUN-

Oh! I love this game!

MAD LIBS!

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Please.... Send help....

I'm trapped in [EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA] and I haven't had any [FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES] in a week...

OH DESNA HE FOUND [INDIAN CURRY].

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Please.... Send help....

I'm trapped in [THE PAIZO WAREHOUSE] and I haven't had any [COFFEE] in a week...

OH DESNA HE FOUND [A SWAM OF RAVENOUS RAPTORS].

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Please.... Send help....

I'm trapped in [GOLARION] and I haven't had any [INTERNET ACCESS] in a week...

OH DESNA HE FOUND [ZON-KUTHON].

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Please.... Send help....

I'm trapped in [THE PAIZO EQUIVALENT OF THE GRID] and I haven't had any [HUMAN INTERACTION] in a week...

OH DESNA HE FOUND [THE DIGITAL MANIFESTATION OF THE CRANE WING RAGE-THREADS].

Well, I was about to plug Cosmo's website, 'Pile of [redacted] dot com', but I like this game better!!

Please.... Send help....

I'm trapped in [redacted] and I haven't had any [redacted] in a week...

OH DESNA HE FOUN-

Has anybody ever noticed there was no toilet paper left only after it was much too late? It must be a favorite trick of Cosmo's.

God, if you had any idea...

I'm sure Cosmo set that up. He likes making people watch maddening frustrating things out of morbid curiosity.

The things I've seen..... o_o *shudder*

Stephen once told me he's one of the first people in in the morning. Someone is lying, and it is no doubt Cosmo's fault!

People maybe, but we're Morlocks.

Mia Hawkins! Wat 'choo doin' up at 5am your time? :-O

Can't sleep? I blame Cosmo.

What? I wake up at 4:30 so I can get to Paizo on time... Jeff Strand and I are the first people in in the morning. I'm usually on site before 7.

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

...blame Cosmo for not getting a kitten

What?!?!?!?! Cosmo! This is worse than Donkey Baby Daddy, if ANYTHING could be worse than that! On behalf of humanity, I demand that you go out and adopt a kitten now! And if that doesn't work, then I demand on behalf of the Decline of Western Civilization that you go out and adopt a kitten now!

...Can Donkey Baby Daddy be Cosmo's new nickname? I vote he make this his official alias.

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Rysky wrote:

And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?

Oh, you know. Just everything.

He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.

Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol

But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)

Cosmo needs an imaginary friend/implanted neural clone to blame things on. "Don't look at me; Harvey did it." Cosmo can then wander off babbling about wormhole calculations and how crackers don't matter.

SHHHHHSHHHHH NO SPOILERS

I JUST got him started on first season!

ALSO may I just say that creeping on BUHHLMAAHN in the offices is my all time favorite game.

(... Apparently that's what my phone autocorrects it to, so I'm going with it.)

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.

<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.

But you at least have snow?

1. Trufax, if it were snowing I'd be giddy rather than so whiny, but..

2. It turns out I'm a huge baby about temperatures (I exist between 60f-80f... Though this is problematic in the warehouse) and also...

3. I have picked up quite a lot of whininess from Cosmo, a trait for which I blame him exclusively. ^^

And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?

Oh, you know. Just everything.

He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.

Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol

But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.

<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.

But you at least have snow?

1. Trufax, if it were snowing I'd be giddy rather than so whiny, but..

2. It turns out I'm a huge baby about temperatures (I exist between 60f-80f... Though this is problematic in the warehouse) and also...

3. I have picked up quite a lot of whininess from Cosmo, a trait for which I blame him exclusively. ^^

And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?

Oh, you know. Just everything.

While we're on the subject, I also want to blame Cosmo for not getting a kitten / pygmy snow leopard / cute fuzzy thing I can play with, as I can't have pets in my building. Humph. >:/

Tels wrote:

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.

<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.

But you at least have snow?

1. Trufax, if it were snowing I'd be giddy rather than so whiny, but..

3. I have picked up quite a lot of whininess from Cosmo, a trait for which I blame him exclusively. ^^

I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.

Has anybody ever worked all day on Friday looking forward to the weekend to then find out that you were mistaken and it was Thursday all along once you went home and found you had to work another day?

I know that feel. I, too, blame Cosmo for this.

This wind storm. 2 power outages (the second lasted well over 8 hours) and 2d4 very sparky and upset kitties. Plus one rumpled snow leopard. Leaves blown into places I wouldn't show my own mother (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by bloody much!). I can feel the house shaking when a particularly intense gust hits and can it all please, please STOP? *whimper*

Aww, hey buddy! It'll be alright!

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Ha! I hate to burst your guys' bubbles, but Cosmo already had a kid waaaaay before I came along ... :)

I bet it was delicious.

To be fair, the one he ate was not the one he made.

Yeah, gotta let em Marinate a while.

Yup. Like tender pork if you do it right.

Cosmo's Girlfriend wrote:

Ha! I hate to burst your guys' bubbles, but Cosmo already had a kid waaaaay before I came along ... :)

I bet it was delicious.

To be fair, the one he ate was not the one he made.

Ha! I hate to burst your guys' bubbles, but Cosmo already had a kid waaaaay before I came along ... :)

I.... What?

I blame Cosmo for making you watch that, which in turn made me watch that.

THANKS, Cosbama

Other ideas might be worth putting on here:

Paizo: The Golem's Got It. (And if he doesn't, blame Cosmo.)

I am a million times in favor of this.

Everything. Just.... Everything.