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I blame Cosmo for these two spider gods not writing themselves up. I mean come on, they are Powers... I'm not asking for lightning-etched stone tablets here, just ink on papyrus, or better still, a RTF, HTML, or PDF doc. Please?

Heck, I'm not getting any divine spells or channel energy abilities either.


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Also, I blame Cosmo for Mazmezz tempting me with so many distracting flammable threads in order to keep her followers from having other options of worship.


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I blame Cosmo for the collapse of the experimental quantum states designed to create alternate timelines that would serve as pollution dumping grounds and oil sources for our own. Now we're just limited to our own oil!

Fictional troubles are okay, right?


Legion Janus wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the collapse of the experimental quantum states designed to create alternate timelines that would serve as pollution dumping grounds and oil sources for our own. Now we're just limited to our own oil!

Actually, I think Yellow Dingo is more likely to blame for this... he's probably in Sydney colliding Whitehouse.gov petitions in the ANTARES accelerator again.


Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote:
Legion Janus wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the collapse of the experimental quantum states designed to create alternate timelines that would serve as pollution dumping grounds and oil sources for our own. Now we're just limited to our own oil!
Actually, I think Yellow Dingo is more likely to blame for this... he's probably in Sydney colliding Whitehouse.gov petitions in the ANTARES accelerator again.

Nah. I stole that one three days ago. Replaced it with a video game console that just displays 8-bit explosions and a tube filled with Christmas lights.

Unless I stole the wrong one...


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I also blame Cosmo for my lossy synaptic retention of HTML and CSS elements/syntax/etc.

It's either that or Toxoplasma gondii.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for another game canceled due to snow.

I Blame Cosmo for not favoriting this post yet.


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I blame Cosmo (and Cosmo's Girlfriend) for his having a life.

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Lol almost don't want to blame him for this one it's so amusing.

Was looking through the channel guide for something to watch when I saw SyFy was airing Battle: Los Angeles (it listed the actorss for it and even had the synopsis for it.) so I turned it to it aaaaaannnnddd it's actually Battle for Los Angeles, The Asylum knockoff. Somebody probably gonna get an earful over this hehe.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo (and Cosmo's Girlfriend) for his having a life.

LOL

You.... overestimate us. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. :)


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Alot blame Cosmo for Girlfriend spelling name wrong.


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So someone shared a link to a page advertising the Flappy Bird spin-off: Flappthulhu. Flappy Bird has caused enough problems, already, why would someone unleash this unspeakable monstrosity on the world? Only logical conclusion is Cosmo did it. For which I blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo that I am unable to read that page.

I also blame Cosmo because I had a horrible thought: What would happen if Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber dated? Or even worse, had a child?

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Tels wrote:

So someone shared a link to a page advertising the Flappy Bird spin-off: Flappthulhu. Flappy Bird has caused enough problems, already, why would someone unleash this unspeakable monstrosity on the world? Only logical conclusion is Cosmo did it. For which I blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo that I am unable to read that page.

I also blame Cosmo because I had a horrible thought: What would happen if Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber dated? Or even worse, had a child?

In a parallel universe they did, they named it Cosmo.

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I blame Cosmo for the heat. Rysky does not do well in 50+ temperatures.

Are you happy now Orthos?!?!


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Rysky wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the heat. Rysky does not do well in 50+ temperatures.

Are you happy now Orthos?!?!

Yup. It's a beautiful 70.4* F here =D

I blame Cosmo though for it getting back into the 40s next week.

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Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the heat. Rysky does not do well in 50+ temperatures.

Are you happy now Orthos?!?!

Yup. It's a beautiful 70.4* F here =D

I blame Cosmo though for it getting back into the 40s next week.

Oh yay!


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I blame Cosmo for Sean leaving. :(

Seriously Cosmo, what'd you do to the guy? No, no, don't answer that... I don't want to know.


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I blame Cosmo for the US being one of only three countries in the world to still use the metric system...the other two being Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).


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Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the US being one of only three countries in the world to still not use the metric system...the other two being Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).

Sterling: "Really? Because you never think of those other two as having their s#+~ together."

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I blame Cosmo for the three-week gap in new Archer episodes.


Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the US being one of only three countries in the world to still use the metric system...the other two being Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).

The US doesn't use the metric system...


Tels wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the US being one of only three countries in the world to still use the metric system...the other two being Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).
The US doesn't use the metric system...

He probably either meant to say "to still not use the metric system" or "to still use the imperial system". The rest of the civilised world uses metric because we like things that make sense, unlike a certain Cosmo...


Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
Tels wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the US being one of only three countries in the world to still use the metric system...the other two being Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).
The US doesn't use the metric system...
He probably either meant to say "to still not use the metric system" or "to still use the imperial system". The rest of the civilised world uses metric because we like things that make sense, unlike a certain Cosmo...

You speak as if the US might possibly be civilized or some weird thing like that.


Tels wrote:
Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
Tels wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the US being one of only three countries in the world to still use the metric system...the other two being Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).
The US doesn't use the metric system...
He probably either meant to say "to still not use the metric system" or "to still use the imperial system". The rest of the civilised world uses metric because we like things that make sense, unlike a certain Cosmo...
You speak as if the US might possibly be civilized or some weird thing like that.

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply anything like that. I should've chosen my words more carefully.


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Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
Tels wrote:
Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
Tels wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the US being one of only three countries in the world to still use the metric system...the other two being Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).
The US doesn't use the metric system...
He probably either meant to say "to still not use the metric system" or "to still use the imperial system". The rest of the civilised world uses metric because we like things that make sense, unlike a certain Cosmo...
You speak as if the US might possibly be civilized or some weird thing like that.
Sorry, I didn't mean to imply anything like that. I should've chosen my words more carefully.

I almost felt insulted!

I blame Cosmo for almost feeling insulted.


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Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the US being one of only three countries in the world to still not use the metric system...the other two being Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).

I blame Cosmo for stealing the "not". :P


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I blame Cosmo for overexposing me to the adult nature of the world at an early age under false pretenses.

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I blame Cosmo for sending Sean to Indiana to establish their first beachhead in the War on Sanity.

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My co-author and publisher, Dario Nardi of Radiance House decided to clean out his bookshelf. He sent me the goodies, which included a full print set of Kingmaker, Council of Thieves, Serpent's Skull, Carrion Crown, and parts of Jade Regent.

This is pretty fantastic considering some of these products aren't available in print anymore.

Cosmo could not let this stand, so he shrank my bookshelf. Roughly 400 pages of Pathfinder Adventure Paths are currently sprawled across my bed as a result. I need to go to bed in two minutes in order to get enough sleep for the day ahead, and instead of putting these priceless artifacts away, I'm on Paizo.com blaming Cosmo for the fact they don't have homes on my bookshelf.

Thanks, Cosmo. Thanks.


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Alexander Augunas wrote:

My co-author and publisher, Dario Nardi of Radiance House decided to clean out his bookshelf. He sent me the goodies, which included a full print set of Kingmaker, Council of Thieves, Serpent's Skull, Carrion Crown, and parts of Jade Regent.

This is pretty fantastic considering some of these products aren't available in print anymore.

Cosmo could not let this stand, so he shrank my bookshelf. Roughly 400 pages of Pathfinder Adventure Paths are currently sprawled across my bed as a result. I need to go to bed in two minutes in order to get enough sleep for the day ahead, and instead of putting these priceless artifacts away, I'm on Paizo.com blaming Cosmo for the fact they don't have homes on my bookshelf.

Thanks, Cosmo. Thanks.

I blame Cosmo for first world problems.


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I blame Cosmo for second world problems.


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I blame Cosmo for ninth world problems. Hail Yuggoth!

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In Jadwigan Irrisen, problems blame Cosmo on you!


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I Blame Cosmo for one of my players in my Sat. game getting sick and unable to attend.

I Blame Cosmo for one of my players in my Sat. game daughter coming up for a visit and Sat is the only time he can see here thus unable to attend.

I Blame Cosmo for one of my players in my Sat. game for not being to attend due a undisclosed reeason.

I Blame Cosmo for being down three players thus having to cancel my Sat game this week.

I Blame Cosmo for the GM of the Sunday game I am in for being at a Con this Sunday...thus no game Sunday.

I Blame Cosmo for having a RPG free weekend. :(


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I blame cosmo for taking all the bananas.


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I blame Cosmo for Cosmo paying an inordinate amount of attention to John Kretzer's life.

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I blame Cosmo because I don't have a t-rex with a spoiler.

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo because I don't have a t-rex with a spoiler.

This is the first post for which I am truly sorry. You deserve that T-rex with a spoiler.

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Cosmo wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo because I don't have a t-rex with a spoiler.
This is the first post for which I am truly sorry. You deserve that T-rex with a spoiler.

Nah, spoilers are gateway customizations... pretty soon, you'll be tempted to give your T-Rex neon undercarriage lights and adjustable hydraulic suspension.

I blame Xzibit for putting more Cosmos inside Cosmo so I can be afraid of clowns while I'm being afraid of clowns.


Cosmo wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo because I don't have a t-rex with a spoiler.
This is the first post for which I am truly sorry. You deserve that T-rex with a spoiler.

Oh no....Quick Run Away Chjris before it gets you!!!

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*pokes head in*


Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo paying an inordinate amount of attention to John Kretzer's life.

Yeah I know, right? At first I thought everybody used to have meetings about how to make my life soo miserable...but now I know the truth. It has been Cosmo...just Cosmo.

I am starting to wonder what I did to piss him of so much.

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John Kretzer wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo paying an inordinate amount of attention to John Kretzer's life.

Yeah I know, right? At first I thought everybody used to have meetings about how to make my life soo miserable...but now I know the truth. It has been Cosmo...just Cosmo.

I am starting to wonder what I did to piss him of so much.

Oh, there's no malice at all! Schadenfreude, my friend, pure schadenfreude. :)


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Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo paying an inordinate amount of attention to John Kretzer's life.

Yeah I know, right? At first I thought everybody used to have meetings about how to make my life soo miserable...but now I know the truth. It has been Cosmo...just Cosmo.

I am starting to wonder what I did to piss him of so much.

Oh, there's no malice at all! Schadenfreude, my friend, pure schadenfreude. :)

I Blame Cosmo for using words I have to look up...Curse Cosmo *Shakes Fist angerily*


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John Kretzer wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo paying an inordinate amount of attention to John Kretzer's life.

Yeah I know, right? At first I thought everybody used to have meetings about how to make my life soo miserable...but now I know the truth. It has been Cosmo...just Cosmo.

I am starting to wonder what I did to piss him of so much.

Oh, there's no malice at all! Schadenfreude, my friend, pure schadenfreude. :)
I Blame Cosmo for using words I have to look up...Curse Cosmo *Shakes Fist angerily*

I thought everyone knew what schadenfreude meant.

I blame Cosmo for people being unaware of this term.

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John Kretzer wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo paying an inordinate amount of attention to John Kretzer's life.

Yeah I know, right? At first I thought everybody used to have meetings about how to make my life soo miserable...but now I know the truth. It has been Cosmo...just Cosmo.

I am starting to wonder what I did to piss him of so much.

Oh, there's no malice at all! Schadenfreude, my friend, pure schadenfreude. :)
I Blame Cosmo for using words I have to look up...Curse Cosmo *Shakes Fist angrily*

...and now you know my favorite word.

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That is a word with an incredibly specific meaning.

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Alexander Augunas wrote:
That is a word with an incredibly specific meaning.

German words are fun, like backpfeifengesicht.

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Set wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
That is a word with an incredibly specific meaning.
German words are fun, like backpfeifengesicht.

Plus the mindset behind them.

"You enjoy the misery and suffering of others? We have word for that."

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Set wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
That is a word with an incredibly specific meaning.
German words are fun, like backpfeifengesicht.

And now I have a favorite word!


Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
That is a word with an incredibly specific meaning.
German words are fun, like backpfeifengesicht.
And now I have a favorite word!

That is an AWESOME word!

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