>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[poiuyt]

Cosmo wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

I blame Cosmo for immediately thinking of his avatar while listening to this song.

Quoting so that I may favorite this TWICE...

Rule of Three!

[Lilith]

Guy St-Amant wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

I blame Cosmo for immediately thinking of his avatar while listening to this song.

Quoting so that I may favorite this TWICE...

Rule of Three!

"The first principle, the Rule-of-Three, says simply that things tend to happen in threes. The principles which govern the planes are themselves subject to this rule."

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

{points finger accusingly, sputters angrily} YOU! You know what you did! AUGH, COSMO!!!

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for my tummy ache. Who could ever have thought eating a huge quantity of dense frosting could give you one. You had to put that idea in my head didn't you Cosmo? Thinking it over I'm not too sure it coming out the other end is going to be fun either.

Just a note: It was still totally worth it.

It's nice to know Cosmo can't win completely all the time. Now watch I will find out he put rot grub eggs inside of it or something like that.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo that no one has blamed Cosmo for anything since Thursday.

I also blame Cosmo that every time I watch Tangled, I want to play a chef that fights monsters with his frying pan.

[poiuyt]

I blame Cosmo for my lack of sleep.

[Thymus Vulgaris]

I blame Cosmo for Tels not falling through on his desire to play a chef that fights monsters with his frying pan.

I also blame Cosmo for me still being awake at 05:42 AM.

[Tels]

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Tels not falling through on his desire to play a chef that fights monsters with his frying pan.

I also blame Cosmo for me still being awake at 05:42 AM.

I blame Cosmo for me not having an opportunity to play said chef.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for never getting a Rouge Xanxost BB Gun for Crystalhue!

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for my car not starting this morning because the starter is broken. Oh and today is my birthday so I'm going to go ahead and blame Cosmo for me having a bad day on my birthday.

This just proves that not even the powers of being mythic are able to thwart the sinister schemes of Cosmo.

[MYTHIC FEROS]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my car not starting this morning because the starter is broken. Oh and today is my birthday so I'm going to go ahead and blame Cosmo for me having a bad day on my birthday.

This just proves that not even the powers of being mythic are able to thwart the sinister schemes of Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031's lack of faith in Mythic power. It CAN triumph...it just hasn't yet is all.

[Thymus Vulgaris]

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Tels not falling through on his desire to play a chef that fights monsters with his frying pan.

I also blame Cosmo for me still being awake at 05:42 AM.

I further blame Cosmo for making me stay awake for so long that I didn't even notice that I wrote "falling through" instead of "following through", which should've been obvious.

[Tels]

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Tels not falling through on his desire to play a chef that fights monsters with his frying pan.

I also blame Cosmo for me still being awake at 05:42 AM.

I further blame Cosmo for making me stay awake for so long that I didn't even notice that I wrote "falling through" instead of "following through", which should've been obvious.

It was obvious to me. I understand the language of 'sleep deprivation'.

I blame Cosmo for myself being fluent in the language of the tiredfolk.

[poiuyt]

Can I pray to Cosmo for weird/bad things to happen?

[Drock11]

I very seldom hear my door bell ring, but why does the few times it does ring happen to be when I'm on the toilet? Talk about irritating. I already know the answer to that question, and I blame Cosmo.

It's even worse when you do what you can to rush out to the door and the person is already gone.

[Master Pugwampi]

Guy St-Amant wrote:

Can I pray to Cosmo for weird/bad things to happen?

Yes, of course you can!

Just remember that they will happen in a manner that burns you along with any other intended target. Even if you can't figure out how that could work, The Cos of Calamity will make it so!

...or not if he is not in the mood. I blame Cosmo for this inconsistency.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for hitting me with a Nap Attack today making me a hour later for my Role-Okaying game tonight.

[SnowJade]

I blame Cosmo because I got smacked with a Nap Attack right after supper and missed Cosmos.

[John Kretzer]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for hitting me with a Nap Attack today making me a hour later for my Role-Okaying game tonight.

I Blame Cosmo for the typos in the above post.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for being such a being of unspeakable chaos and mayhem despite what his name is.

I'm sure he takes terrific amounts of delight in the irony of it.

[Cosmo]

^_^

[Thymus Vulgaris]

Oh no, Cosmo is happy! Should I breathe a sigh of relief that he may have been sated for a while, or do I panic because a happy Cosmo must be up to no good?

[Cosmo Cultist]

Por que no los dos?

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for F. Wesley Schneider forgetting to blame Cosmo for Wes's incredibly crass mistake!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for not telling Wes that he (Cosmo) had recently added "Typos" to his deific portfolio.

[Darklord Morius]

I blame Cosmo for the crapy postal services here in Brazil!

[Tels]

James Jacobs wrote:

Paladinosaur wrote:

James,

will the technology guide have some sort of laser sword so I can roll a Paladin Jedi for Iron Gods?

Nope.

Fortunately, there are plenty of d20 compatible Star Wars games to choose from for that.

Or you can just make it a brilliant energy weapon.

I blame Cosmo for a lack of lighsabers in the Technology Guide.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the fact that we don't have actual lightsabers now.

[poiuyt]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the fact that we don't have actual lightsabers now.

He isn't that Evil and Destructive.

[Tels]

Truth is Cosmo already has a lighsabre, he's just withholding the technology.

[Nyan Cat]

I also blame Cosmo for withholding the mind-wrenching cuteness of his kittenbees.

[Thymus Vulgaris]

So, I'm sitting here, trying to draw my character, which is pretty challenging due to weird anatomy and stuff... and of course I blame Cosmo for my troubles getting it right, but that's not the real issue here. No, as I'm drawing my back starts hurting, forcing me to lie down. I really really want to continue, but I can't because I'm lying down, and my unfinished sketch is taunting me with all the things I can't do anything about right now.

I am not amused, Cosmo, but I'm sure you are...

[poiuyt]

I thank Cosmo for Pathfinder Players Companion: Champions of Corruption.

I blame Cosmo that it's half a year away.

[Drock11]

I don't like it when I very occasionally get Restless Leg Syndrome. Will you please lay off that voodoo doll of me Cosmo?

[Sara Marie]

I blame cosmo for the duck joke.

[SnowJade]

I've got "Radioactive" as an earworm. Could be worse, of course, but it's yet another example of Cosmo's insidiousness: it's a song I like, but not one of my ultra-favorites. Hmm. Is it possible to change the earworm playlist?

[Orthos]

Out of curiosity, which version? The first I heard was Within Temptation's version, but I learned within the past month or so that there's another version floating around. Not sure which is the cover and which is the original either.

[Cosmo]

I'm going to guess Imagine Dragons, as I've heard that SnowJade is a big Lou Diamond Phillips fan...

Go on... click it...:

Bonus link to the Pentatonix cover, because even incredibly talented singers with cool arrangements can be completely insufferable. Go ahead.... let your curiosity get the better of you.

[Tels]

Hmm, Cosmo finds the Pentatonix cover insufferable and I enjoy it... Praise Sara Marie!

Kind of makes me want to buy another Speaker Shirt from ThinkGeek and find him in civilian life and follow him a round with that song on repeat...

[Fabius Maximus]

Cosmo wrote:

I'm going to guess Imagine Dragons, as I've heard that SnowJade is a big Lou Diamond Phillips fan...

** spoiler omitted **

They just look so smug all the time, don't they?

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the Pentatonix cover video to be more in line with the song Radioactive while the actual video makes you just scratch your head and wonder what did you just watch.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for Dubstep.

[Lilith]

lucky7 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Dubstep.

...Bangarang.

[Thymus Vulgaris]

lucky7 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Dubstep.

Ouch, that's harsh.

[SnowJade]

Orthos wrote:

Out of curiosity, which version? The first I heard was Within Temptation's version, but I learned within the past month or so that there's another version floating around. Not sure which is the cover and which is the original either.

It was the Imagine Dragons version, but I like the Pentatonix cover just as much, if not even better. That violin is so much cooler than the one I had to play when I was a kid. (Sorry, Lou!)

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

lucky7 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Dubstep.

Ouch, that's harsh.

Totally. I blame Cosmo because I had to find this to make it go away.

EDIT: I just looked at this, and thought

"Radio-cat-tive, radio-cat-tive,
Welcome to the Mew Age, to the Mew Age."

Next stop, kittenbees! Thank you so, so much, Cosmo.

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for SnowJade's obvious cat obsession.

[Orthos]

SnowJade wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Out of curiosity, which version? The first I heard was Within Temptation's version, but I learned within the past month or so that there's another version floating around. Not sure which is the cover and which is the original either.

It was the Imagine Dragons version, but I like the Pentatonix cover just as much, if not even better. That violin is so much cooler than the one I had to play when I was a kid. (Sorry, Lou!)

So there's three versions? Jeez. Here is the version on WT's Hydra album. (And of course the Youtube video mentions it's a cover, heh.)

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for my sister forcing me to listen to the Taco Song.

[Drock11]

I got a pile of pennies sitting in a container by my computer. The thing is there just isn't enough of them to force myself to go out and cash them in somehow, yet there is still way too many of them, and they are starting to become a pain to deal with.

I blame Cosmo that pennies are kept in circulation for some reason. An insidious yet subtle irritation that constantly pesters people like that is something he would be responsible for.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for clogging the toilet. My +5 Plunger could barely repel it.