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Tels wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Jodorowsky's Dune is never going to happen.

Because Cosmo stole Salvador Dali's moustache.

You're not thinking evil enough. Cosmo lent Salvador the moustache in the first place to drum up hope, then took it back to destroy the hope he created in the first place.

Cosmo is much more evil than you think he is.

The moustache makes him look so friendly.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.

I know.


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Buy this man a saxophone.


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.

I blame Cosmo and Spanky for the inspiration that a six-winged seraph should naturally have a six-moustached daemon nemesis.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.
I blame Cosmo and Spanky for the inspiration that a six-winged seraph should naturally have a six-moustached daemon nemesis.

Hey. You need another thread to blame Spanky.


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I blame Cosmo for Spanky/Heathy having almost 30,000 Paizo messageboard posts.


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You can't blame anybody but Cosmo. For anything.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
You can't blame anybody but Cosmo. For anything.

We already established that Cosmo is Nyarlathotep, so...


Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.

How did you get that title?

Contributor

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I blame Cosmo for being the only Paizo staff member who accepted my friend request on Facebook.

Spoiler:
thank you


Guy St-Amant wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
You can't blame anybody but Cosmo. For anything.

We already established that Cosmo is Nyarlathotep, so...

Don't make me say Hastur three times.

Technological Overlord

Guy St-Amant wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.
How did you get that title?

THE ALGORITHMS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

The Computer wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.
How did you get that title?
THE ALGORITHMS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.

...also funny.


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The Computer wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.
How did you get that title?
THE ALGORITHMS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.

Cosmo caused the algorithms.


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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The Computer wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.
How did you get that title?
THE ALGORITHMS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.
Cosmo caused the algorithms.

So, Cosmo is also: a biological virus, a technological virus, a metaphysical virus, A Cosmic Virus, etc... virus???


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Cosmo is an undead virus.


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Cosmo is part of us, like we are a part of Cosmo; by blaming Cosmo, we are blaming ourselves for ours and each others problems (including Cosmo's).

*Dies*

*Soul ascends to the Plane of Impossible Madness*


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Guy St-Amant wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The Computer wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.
How did you get that title?
THE ALGORITHMS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.
Cosmo caused the algorithms.

So, Cosmo is also: a biological virus, a technological virus, a metaphysical virus, A Cosmic Virus, etc... virus???

AFFIRMATIVE.


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I blame Cosmo that I forgot to take my meds and couldn't sleep.

Liberty's Edge

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I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.

I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.


Mary Sue wrote:

Cosmo is part of us, like we are a part of Cosmo; by blaming Cosmo, we are blaming ourselves for ours and each others problems (including Cosmo's).

*Dies*

*Soul ascends to the Plane of Impossible Madness*

At one with the Cosmo.....


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Orthos wrote:
Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender.

Some things can't be forgiven Cosmo, you should never have crossed that line.

I... I can't blame Cosmo for this. I'm not that cruel.

I know that was WAY far back in time, but you mean the movie, right?

That thing should be killed with over 9000 nukes. Not even Cosmo could create something that horrible based off of such a good series.

Also, I blame Cosmo for the huge colony of sock gnomes that inhabit my house.


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I liked that movie.

I blame Cosmo.


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Indeed it was the movie.

For me, the Last Airbender is like a car wreck, it's a horrible thing, but I can't stop watching it.

I blame Cosmo for car wrecks and car wreck-like things.


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I blame Cosmo for the black ice this past January that resulted in me needing to get a new car.

Oh, and I blame him for me deciding to go with a new car and not a used one.


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I blame Cosmo for dealing in absolutes, as only a Sith deals in absolutes, even though that statement was made by a jedi master and is an absolute.

I blame Cosmo for Pat Oswald's Star Wars plot not being the script for the new movie. Cause he hates nice things.

Also, gungans. especially jarjar, who called the vote that created the empire.

I blame Cosmo for sharing a name with a Seinfield character. you should be ashamed.

Finally, I blame Cosmo for the lack of diet Dr. Pepper at most restaurants, especially ones who have regular Dr. Pepper.


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I blame Cosmo that ACG means both Advanced Class Guide and Adventure Card Game, so people keep mixing them up.


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Every so often I will buy a large bag of Starburst candies. As the weeks go buy and I eat through them I will save the cherry flavored ones for last as they are my favorites and I can then have a large pile of them.

In a recent bag there was a suspicious shortage of cherry flavored ones and I ended up with much fewer than I should have had. I blame Cosmo for that. Either somebody caused them to not go in the bag in the first place as statistically improbable as that is, or more scarily, somebody is taking them out when I'm not looking.

I think we all know the answer to that and whom is responsible.


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General Buck Turgidson wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.

I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.

I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.

I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.


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John Kretzer wrote:
General Buck Turgidson wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.

I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.

I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.

I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.

Yeah, but I've already got 101 aliases; I was hesitant to add number 102.

I blame Cosmo for my unexpected wellspring of restraint.


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I blame Cosmo for The Last Fart Bender.

Silver Crusade

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I'll blame Cosmo if he doesn't donate any money so that Jason can get punched in the face... For children!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
General Buck Turgidson wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.

I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.

I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.

I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.

Yeah, but I've already got 101 aliases; I was hesitant to add number 102.

103 and counting!


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Rysky wrote:
I'll blame Cosmo if he doesn't donate any money so that Jason can get punched in the face... For children!

Maybe Great Chaos Lord Cosmo hasn't seen this yet?


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Orthos wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
General Buck Turgidson wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.

I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.

I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.

I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.

Yeah, but I've already got 101 aliases; I was hesitant to add number 102.
103 and counting!

I only recently learned about "Old Man Henderson", neet.

OMG! Candlejack... maybe he can fight Cosmo and h

Shadow Lodge

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Mary Sue wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
General Buck Turgidson wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.

I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.

I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.

I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.

Yeah, but I've already got 101 aliases; I was hesitant to add number 102.
103 and counting!

I only recently learned about "Old Man Henderson", neet.

OMG! Candlejack... maybe he can fight Cosmo and h

I'm going to need more rope.


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Narrator: Scream.

(Audience screams)

Freakazoid: Cut that out!

I blame Cosmo for that show getting cancelled when I was younger.

Grand Lodge

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I blame Cosmo for The Last Fart Bender.

I blame Cosmo for the First Fart Bender.

And also for Bender.


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I blame Cosmo that I'm good at offending people.


If you blame him for bender, then you're blaming him for a good thing. Don't give him credit!

Digital Products Assistant

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I blame Cosmo for Chumbawumba.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Chumbawumba.

I get knocked down

But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

*repeat*

Blame Cosmo for this song now getting stuck in your head.

Contributor

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Chumbawumba.

Chris gets knocked down, but she gets up again. You're never gonna keep her down!


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What the Hell, Cosmo?! First you plant the idea in Ferguson's head to leave The Late Late Show to host a gameshow, and now you get the idiots at NBC to cancel Community!!! Man, you really are Mr. Morden's boss.

{takes TV outside to shoot it}


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I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.


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I blame Cosmo that one of the few major bummers about living in Alaska is you get few people that come up here to perform.

At the same time, I must Priase Sara Marie that the number of people coming up here to perform has increased in recent years, because gigs up here are almost always sold out.


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Cosmo told Chumbawamba this, and they're playing Anchorage next Friday night.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Cosmo told Chumbawamba this, and they're playing Anchorage next Friday night.

Yes, but Lindsey Stirling doesn't have Alaska on her list of tour locations.


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I blame Cosmo for my save game file in my old Baldur's Gate II game for getting corrupted and not opening. I guess that's still better than him putting himself in the game so he could crush my characters like he was probably panning on doing. The power of Cosmo is so strong that not even fictional characters are immune to him.

Contributor

Guy St-Amant wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.

Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.

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