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The salt shaker knows what it did.


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high G wrote:
String Theory is a waste of time.

Blasphemy! I bet you're a dog.


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Marc Radle wrote:

Remember when this thread was about the Antman and the Wasp movie?

Ah, those sure were good times ...

I will not be herded, not even by the Vice President of the Kobolds.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Proof that Mort hates doorstops.

Most cats love door stops, which quickly leads to the cat owners hating the door stops.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Next time he touches my hoard, then it will be worse.

j/k!

*Touches horde*

No, no touchy da hoard.


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Just a Mort wrote:

I find string instruments like violins screechy so no Im not a fan of violinists.

Keyboard/woodwind please.

If you don't like violins now, just wait'll you find out they make the strings out of catgut*.

(* Catgut is not actually made from felines, but instead from sheep's and goats' guts.)


Snarf, snarf

Edit: Smurf

Edit 2: Interesting.


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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT HYPNOCAKE!


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{runs in serpentine pattern}


A large cardboard box?


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That seems to be how you can tell if you have a cat or dog. A dog exposing its tummy wants tummy rubs. A cat exposing its tummy wants only 1d3 ⇒ 1 tiny rubs, and then it is biteys and kickies time.


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Woman Looking At Shelter's Facebook Page Sees Her Cat — Who's Been Missing 2 Years
"He walked over and head-butted me and I just starting crying."


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Readerbreeder wrote:
GM_Beernorg wrote:
I do however blame Cosmo for how well trained our outsides cats have my wife and I when it comes to being let in or out.
Yeah, my parents' reaction to anyone mentioning that little quirk of their two indoor/outdoor cats was, "who says cats can't open doors?".

So this guy installs a new cat door...


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Readerbreeder wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Chris: I’m glad I am surrounded by such caring professionals

Chris: ... and Katina
Has Katina polymorphed into an ooze, that she can surround Chris all on her lonesome?

Oozy hugz iz still hugz.


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Freehold DM wrote:

grows beard

Wears flannel shirt
Becomes lumberjack
Squees instead of yelling timber

I am truly a pretty princess.

Princess Freehold Monster Truck?


Maneuvermoose wrote:
HUUUGE Secret revealed: how EXTREME vetting will work!

It's Trump. For all we know, he might literally mean making sure refugees get distemper/parvo vaccinations, be trained to obey dog-whistles, and then wear the Cone of Shame.


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Turin the Mad wrote:
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
If you don't want one, you're not fully human...

I have 3 cats (none of whom are tiny anymore), and a chain shirt and (entirely separate) coif.

I confess, I have never seen cause to put any combination of the two together.

Depends on how the local wharf rat populace is doing. In some areas, I hear they have language skills and are petitioning for voting rights... ;)

Well, the guinea pigs already have a steampunk airforce.


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No, I haz a sleepz

Ned moar hed scritches. MOAR!


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Begun, the Paizo Edition Wars haz?


captain yesterday wrote:

notices something floating in cup of coffee, shakes fist towards the sky.

Sharoth!!!

I have a disgusting cat anecdote for this. (Well, the anecdote is disgusting; the cat was still adorable.)


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Rysky wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Robot Chris: doesn't even have the decency to have legs
... aren't you a Roomba?

Possibly. Does she have a cat dressed in a shark costume sitting on top of her as she moves around?


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Thbbft!


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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

liz: Flayleaf leshies are now a thing, Sara.

liz: This is all your fault
Can Catnip Leshies be next and also Sara's fault?

I would imagine Droogami keeps eating the catnip (and silvervine) leshies.


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Rysky wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:
Game Master Scotty wrote:
Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.
I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".
But you're adorable!

Indeed. His Majesty also looks perfectly-sized and healthy.

I blame Cosmo that GMS's kittehs are overcompensating for something.


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Does anyone want free were-rats? (three left)


Oh no, Yester-O! (Nyan)Snarf, snarf.


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{purrs contentedly}


Thomas LeBlanc wrote:
I has riled up the mob!

U kan haz hugz.


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Aniuś the Talewise wrote:
  • Cats. I've lived with cats all my life. Ask me questions about cats. I love cats. Tell me about your cats too. I love to hear about everyones cats. I want to hug every cat. But I can't hug every cat, so I'll just make do with hugging as many cats as reasonably possible.
  • {bats this link into the thread}


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    Rawr! wrote:
    Treppa wrote:
    Either there is a cat around or my nose is whistling. I can't be sure which.

    Are you sure it's not a whistling cat?

    O_O

    Keening cat sídhe that live in your nostrils are the weirdest fairy idea yet. They'd probably tickle though.


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    Chemlak wrote:
    John Kretzer wrote:
    Emperor Floyd: There and Back Again
    The Adventures of Baron Biscuithausen

    I blame Cosmo that hoomahn minions too often forget that cats must occasionally go on heavy metal adventures in puppet psychedelia in order to defeat emergent Elder Gods.


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    Ooo, an Annoy Sharoth simulator.
    (Left, right arrow keys to move, up arrow to jump, Z key to meow/howl, X key to knead paws)


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    Pathfinder kobolds are still no match for cats.


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    Orthos wrote:
    Rawr! wrote:

    Boom!

    Paging Nyan Cat....

    .

    .|\_/|
    (^y^)=


    David M Mallon wrote:
    My friend's wife made a Facebook page for their pet rabbit. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

    Create a Facebook account for your imaginary pet guinea pig and then have the peeg block the rabbit?


    Sara Marie wrote:
    katina: ve haff vays of making yarn... how you say... disappear
    Kajehase wrote:
    Cats?

    Dun DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!


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    John Kretzer wrote:
    I Blame Cosmo for the dragon like behavior my cat, Floyd, just displayed. I was counting out some change to go buy a pack of cigarettes on my bed. I turned away for to watch the football game. When I turned around he was sleeping on my change pile. He was not happy about being moved...

    **I am FLOYD! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG! My fur is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears! The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My meow, a hurricane! And my breath, death!**

    {squirms frantically when picked up} **NOOOOOO!!! Death! DEATH! Thief! My treasure! My precious...**


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    Umbral Reaver wrote:
    Fluid form is pretty good in this case. If you're into that kind of thing.

    Wait, we're including catfolk now too?:

    Lieutenant M'Ress wrote:
    Cats are the only liquids that seek out their own containers.


    {in Hal Douglas voiceover} In a world... a true odd couple... two unlikely friends: a sheep that still thinks it's a lamb, and a baby rhino that also thinks it's a lamb (or possibly a chunky unicorn)


    Orthos wrote:
    [pedant]Technically hyenas are part of the Feliform suborder and thus Gnolls would be filed under Catfolk not Dogfolk[/pedant]

    Lies! Hisssssssssssss!


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    Scintillae wrote:
    "So when do we get to push each other down the stairs?"

    Put these bells on first.


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    I also blame Cosmo for withholding the mind-wrenching cuteness of his kittenbees.


    {headbonks SnowJade} Warm purry greetings, Stalks-in-Snow!


    Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
    Nyan Cat wrote:
    As you are a cat person (no, I know you aren't that kind of a cat person), are their any particular Avistanian breeds/mixes that make better pets? Do you have any preference on long-/short-hair or fur colors?
    I prefer short hair cats. Less brushing. Less hairballs.

    Hmmm, have elves bred a longer-lived pet feline? Regular cats are only around for just a decade or so... if I had an elf's lifespan, that 12-15 years for a cat would seem heartbreakingly short.

    Sorry, I don't mean to sadden you.


    As you are a cat person (no, I know you aren't that kind of a cat person), are their any particular Avistanian breeds/mixes that make better pets? Do you have any preference on long-/short-hair or fur colors?


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    I blame Cosmo for my addiction to being spanked. (Both links are SFW unless laughing will get you in trouble.)


    {bunts MagusJanus}


    DSXMachina wrote:
    You are just tempting me to make a "Rainbow/Flamboyant Man" alias. Whose mission is to brighten up peoples lives with cheer and colour.

    {farts cheer and color}


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    {pours out a 40 of catnip juice for Buddy}

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