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... sadness ...Maybe the mount was collateral death?
Hey now, like all true faithful of Cosmo I give Cosmo blame where blame is due.
Every morning when I wake up I blame Cosmo.
Every night before I go to bed I blame Cosmo.
I blame Cosmo before every meal.
???
Unless you blame him for needing to eat and sleep.
Unlike other deities and other beings of supernatural might and power one does not pray to Cosmo - one blames Cosmo.
Blame be unto Cosmo.
BLAME BE UNTO HIS SPITEFULNESS.
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I blame Cosmo that only 11-ish days into the New Year, I'm pretty sure I've already broken my resolution not to be an !sshole on the Internet.
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I blame Cosmo that only 11-ish days into the New Year, I'm pretty sure I've already broken my resolution not to be an !sshole on the Internet.I Blame Cosmo that I broke that on day one.
I Blame Cosmo that these statements nearly gave me a heart attack of not-surprise.
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I Blame Cosmo for the lack of games this week.
My main GM is away at a con.
My Wednesday Game GM canceled due to family dinner.
My Friday Game GM due to illness.
My Saturday(once a month) Game GM canceled due to reasons not revealed.
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I Blame Cosmo for the lack of games this week.
My main GM is away at a con.
My Wednesday Game GM canceled due to family dinner.
My Friday Game GM due to illness.
My Saturday(once a month) Game GM canceled due to reasons not revealed.
I blame cosmo that i'm jealous of John Kretzer who apparently has a much more full role playing schedule then I do on most weeks.
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I blame cosmo that i'm jealous of John Kretzer who apparently has a much more full role playing schedule then I do on most weeks.I Blame Cosmo for the lack of games this week.
My main GM is away at a con.
My Wednesday Game GM canceled due to family dinner.
My Friday Game GM due to illness.
My Saturday(once a month) Game GM canceled due to reasons not revealed.
The only reason I have that is so Cosmo can take it away and laugh.
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I blame Cosmo that I only have one class towards my major this semester; filled up the rest with curiously interesting but essentially non-core alternates. Two or three Evil Corp(s) purchased blocks of seats in several needed classes to grow their employees before I could register.
Is Cosmo an evil CEO or Overlord blocking my paltry attempts for retraining and employablity? My paranoid conspiracy theory is totally justified.
I blame Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo for overly greasy kabanosy.
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I blame Cosmo that, due to life getting in the way, my group hasn't been able to get together and game for over 3 months.
Blame be unto Cosmo.
Blame be unto His Spitefulness.
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I blame Cosmo that, due to life getting in the way, my group hasn't been able to get together and game for over 3 months.
Blame be unto Cosmo.
Blame be unto His Spitefulness.
BLAME BE UNTO HIM.
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I Blame Cosmo that they moved up my court date meaning I will have one less paycheck to save up for the ticket so it will mean a tightening of my belt. :(
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I blame Cosmo for the fact that John has to go to court.
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Blame be unto Cosmo for I woke up this morning and thought it was Wednesday, not Thursday.
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I blame Cosmo for one of the evil raccoons ("Skitters") being extra gross.
I also blame Cosmo for the reminder that I am another year older, as hopping on one leg through the house to the bathtub has made that knee sore.
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Related to Ambrosia Slaad's note, I blame Cosmo for birthdays.
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I blame Cosmo that I have been so lax in filling out my profile.
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I blame Cosmo for the sudden lack of posting of all my players at my game.
An entire week....Cosmo did you mess with update notifications?
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I Blame Cosmo that the weekend is only two days.
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I blame Cosmo for all the windy weather...
Car has a small dent in hood but otherwise seems OK. All other appliances in house seem to have survived, including two notebooks plugged into the suppressors. Fire was on a terrazzo floor, so only minor carbon deposit there.
Home DSL is out, had to spend 42 minutes this morning going through 4 different phone reps to get a replacement DSL modem (I didn't tell them what likely killed it). They wanted to add a new $10/month "rental" fee on the modem; they didn't waive the fee (which we'd never had before) until a supervisor agreed to waive it (but only for a year) to keep us from terminating all service.
All in all, could have been much worse. I blame Cosmo we won't have Internet and Paizo access until new modem arrives.
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Blame be unto Cosmo for it is Monday.
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Blame be unto He.
Who?
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The Malignant Cos, some say Cosmo, still receives your Blame despite your ignorance of His Vehemence.
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I blame Cosmo for all the windy weather... ** spoiler omitted **
All in all, could have been much worse. I blame Cosmo we won't have Internet and Paizo access until new modem arrives.
Car hoods can be tricky if dented...depending on where the dent is it could cause the hood to fly up while driving...
I Blame Cosmo for possibly giving him a idea..,
*offers Ambrosia Slaad a Internet hug*
I blame Cosmo for coffee not fixing my problems. If that turns into a drinking problem, Cosmo is responsible for that too.
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I blame Cosmo for the nail in the front passenger side tire of my truck this morning. What the hell man...its snowing and 29 degrees, I am NOT changing a truck tire in business casual.
HA..I have AAA...you only half win lord of misfortune!
Still blamed for the ruined tire though!
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I Blame Cosmo for being late today.
I Blame Cosmo that about 5 min after I started up there was a fire.
I Blame Cosmo for all those people who lost their packages to the fire.
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I Blame Cosmo that no one was blaming the borked website on gremlins! Without notice, we could lose our job security! Where is your sympathy for the working stiff?!?
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(Struggles with the computer's inner wirings)
Cosmo!!
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I Blame Cosmo that a can of bug spray exploded in my face today at work.
I Blame Cosmo that a can of bug spray exploded in my face today at work.
Wow. Are you ok?
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...All in all, could have been much worse. I blame Cosmo we won't have Internet and Paizo access until new modem arrives.
I blame Cosmo that Monday's call to the phone/internet provider, in which I clearly (and repeatedly) told the phone reps that we just needed a new DSL modem somehow got mistranslated. Today, a tech came out... and turned off all service to the house.
She waived all the reconnect fees and the next day shipping on the modem, but I still have to call back tomorrow to get a tracking number to ensure the modem has actually shipped. Then, once service is back on and the modem working (supposedly Monday), I have to call the service dept to make sure the phone & internet plans are setup properly and the discounts applied. I then have to call tech support to get them to set up my dad's email account and try to recover his emails. Then once the first billing statement arrives, I have to call in again to get them to waive the pro-rated fees.
Sadly, there are only two companies offering broadband in this area, and the other one (the cable company) has equally terrible, or worse, customer service.
I blame Cosmo that Google Fiber has no plans on moving into the area.
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Blame be unto Cosmo for one of the departments here at work has decided to make a last-minute change to a project that one of my teammates is working on and it is one week past the deadline for them to make any changes.
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I Blame Cosmo for my computer being made obsolete by my tablet.
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I Blame Cosmo for sabotaging my attempt to obtain a rapier.
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I blame Cosmo for the seeming loss of my artistic ability
What the hell Cosmo, denying Limey a fine blade, that is NOT cool...
Respect the Riddle of Steel Cosmo!
@ Limey If you don't mind Limey, legal or financial issue in the way of obtaining? As a multi-sword (and other ancient weapons) owner, all fine battle ready blades, I find I am a bit of an advocate for owning such things, happy to assist if I can)
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What the hell Cosmo, denying Limey a fine blade, that is NOT cool...
Respect the Riddle of Steel Cosmo!
@ Limey If you don't mind Limey, legal or financial issue in the way of obtaining? As a multi-sword (and other ancient weapons) owner, all fine battle ready blades, I find I am a bit of an advocate for owning such things, happy to assist if I can)
I know of a few other places to look, so thanks for the offer, but we're not out of options at this point in time :)
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@ Limey...Good to hear, I would be a sad panda if a fellow steel-hound's quest for a new shiny got mucked up. Hope it works out, and you get a fine piece @ good price.
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I blame cosmo for me not having the time or energy to properly catch up on this thread, leading to me skipping roughly 60 pages and two years of blaming cosmo. I may also have to skip the over 9000 "new" entries in the ask James Jacobs thread, and if so then that is probably cosmo's fault.
I blame cosmo for giving me the idea to play as a mysterious stranger/arcane duelist singing cowboy. I further blame him for the fact that my first opportunity to play said character is in a strange aeons campaign. To add to his fault, I must further blame cosmo that I had to choose between dropping my wisdom or my constitution in order to have enough strength to carry my gear. To compound his fault, I must additionally blame cosmo for the fact that my singing cowboy now has an 8 constitution, and has rolled badly enough on his HD that he only has 15 hp at lvl 3, even with the bard FC bonus on hp. There is a familiar in our party who almost has that much hp.
Finally, I blame cosmo for me responding to this thread on my cell phone, making it super tedious to type out and annoying enough to tag that I did not even bother this time. Which is a shame because there are several places where I would/should have used italics and/or bolding for emphasis.
Edit: I blame cosmo for making write that number of messages in ask JJ thread wrong, and for having to add a blame entry after had already written finally in the previous paragraph.
I blame cosmo for giving me the idea to play as a mysterious stranger/arcane duelist singing cowboy....this bit needs an extra favorite.
{stuffs extra cotton into ears as precaution against "Indian Love Call" sonic attack]
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I Blame Cosmo that I have to cancel out on my Friday Game because my parents are going to a play and don't want to leave my stupid delinquent niece home alone as she will probably steal the car...or invite a bunch of people over...etc.
I am not mad at my parents...more mad at my stupid niece.