False factoids

[Nectanebo the Vulture]

Count Reiner Heydrich keeps the original Chef Boyardee employed in his kitchens to this day, reanimated as a death knight.

"Thank Goodness for Chef Boyardee?" Goodness has nothing to do with it....

[KahnyaGnorc]

Nectanebo the Vulture is actually a vulture, he just has REALLY high disguise and bluff checks.

[Belphegor]

KahnyaGnorc almost married Nectanebo's sister.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Belphegor actually DID get married to Nectanebo's sister. They've been happy ever since.

[AM TARDIGRADE]

DEDRICK, THE PROFESSOR AM REAL PROFESSOR, *NOT* RAPPER, WANTS EVERYONE TO STOP ASKING!!!

[KahnyaGnorc]

AM TARDIGRADE has no natural auditory receptors, and [REDACTED POSSESIVE PRONOUN] artificial ones are malfunctioning, thus the continued shouting.

[Pulg]

KahynaGnorc whispered a secret into the reeds: I'm Hiding In Your Closet has a little bell on the end of each one

[The Invenusable Flytrap]

Pulg actually appears in a few Power Rangers episodes (just Zeo and Turbo though).

[YawarFiesta]

While The Invenusable Flytrap is in fact venusable, the impracticality of the currently available venusification methods make its name a non-misnomer.

[KahnyaGnorc]

YawarFiesta was born a Ford Fiesta, but was polymorphed . . . into a Taurus.

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

KahnyaGnorc drives an authentic vintage Yugo - an automobile built by Yugoloths!

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

Fun fact about the Yugoloths: they are a race of mechanical halfling barbarians that were created and enslaved by Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis. They are his greatest accomplishment yet.

[Pulg]

Dr. Albert W. Wily invented the jep.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pulg is lobbying the CDC to have live starfish officially recognized as a legitimate choice of facial covering.

[KahnyaGnorc]

IHIYC is currently being quarantined in an undisclosed closet.

[Farkas "Bulk" Bulkmeier]

KahnyaGnorc is part of the Power Rangers RPG we play (as the Blue Ranger).

[Sirius Sa'luk]

Farkas "Bulk" Bulkmeier enjoys walking directly into open manholes, confident in his inability to fall all the way through.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Sirius Sa'luk's middle name is Shirley, and loves it when people tell him "Shirley, you can't be Sirius!"

[Nemesis Melek]

^
The above is henceforth canon.

KahnyaGnorc is a direct descendant of renowned amoral/moral-relativist philosopher Immanuel Kahnt, famed for answering a student's moral quandary of "May I?" with the simple reply, "Can 'ya?"

[KahnyaGnorc]

Nemesis Melek takes a different meaning of "Can 'ya?" [Appropriate third person singular pronoun] was the creator of "Prince Albert in a can," when the aforementioned prince responded with "Aye."

[JTD]

KahnyaGnorc has a back scratcher that is shaped like a gingerbread man.

[Pulg]

JTD has a back.

[Vidmaster7]

Pulg grew from my beard.

[Real Velo]

Vidmaster7's been clean shaven this entire time, the beard is a fake!

[YawarFiesta]

Real Velo is actually Real Velo's evil cousin, Veal Relo.

[KahnyaGnorc]

YawarFiesta runs through random towns and villages, making "AOOGA" sounds. Thankfully for the residents, YF does this during the day and not at night.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Yeah, because KahnyaGnorc already does that!

[Pulg]

...Because NFA runs behind him, prodding him with an Ahlspeiss.

[YawarFiesta]

At least there hasn't been any accidental trampling during my daily strolls since that time Pulg tried to mount me rodeo style.

[Quiche Lisp]

YawarFiesta is sometimes mounted like a bull.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Quiche Lisp has been both mistaken as a Sontaran AND mistaken as not being a Sontaran, sometimes simultaneously.

[Finster the Monster Maker]

KahnyaGnorc has been mistaken for both being a creation of mine AND not being a creation of mine, sometimes simultaneously.

[JTDV]

Finster the Monster Maker has thousands of unfinished haikus, such as his most famous unfinished work:

I will finish this
Finster the Monster Maker
Said

[KahnyaGnorc]

JTDV has been the creative force behind all the famous haikus and limericks in history. In fact, he posed as a man from Nantucket on many an occasion.

[Pulg]

KahnyaGnorc was an eyewitness to the spectacular performances of the young man from Sparta.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

And Pulg is why there isn't a young man from Sparta anymore.

[Lucija Lal Rani]

Dedrick, The Professor dines in Hell twice a month; Beelzebub even has a table set aside just for him.

[Partylf Sunev]

.elbat s'kcidreD ta tnemniatretne eht sedivorp inaR laL ajicuL

[KahnyaGnorc]

Partylf Sunev doesn't just speak backwards, [Insert pronoun here] lives backwards.

[GoatToucher]

I-it's not like I like KahnyaGnorc or anything!

B-Baka!

[Pulg]

GoatToucher has a baklava balaclava.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Shine a light in Pulg's ear, and it will come back out of his nostrils and eye-beads and dance around like the 20TH-CENTURY FOX logo searchlights.

[Ripto]

Shine a light in the ear of IHIYC, and only the darkest horrors imaginable will greet you.

[Skiron]

Shine a light in Ripto's ear, and you can wave bye-bye to your hand.

[Pulg]

Skiron has an old raygun.

[Gremlins from the Kremlin]

Pulg was there when Berlin Wall fell; met his first wife at BeamtenstippeUndDinkelbrotVerkostungfest (she'd just dropped in!).

[Pulg's Wives]

Actually, we WERE the Berlin Wall, and he made honest bricks of us.

Thanks to his success in raising nuclear-powered kokoshnik production by 500000%, GftK has been named Hot Hat Hetman of the Byelochiekovodskyodnorsk Autonomous Oblast.

[Reiner's Blood Bowl Teams]

*The cheerleaders for the various Blood Bowl teams give evidence about Pulg's Wives being around when the god Nuffle invented the legendary (and [in]famous) game. As the very first thing used as a ball and then as cheerleaders themselves, which is when they first met Pulg.*

[Quiche Lisp]

Reiner's Blood Bowl Teams never won any ball game before he died. After, he became an unsurpassed quarterback.

[Goblin Mime]

..........!