KahnyaGnorc's next book was unable to be finished due to author existence failure.
Neither can ape-Grodd
Fast fact. PoZ invented shoes.
Molten Dragon's fearsome appearance belies the fact that it is simply a latex and foam rubber suit.
GoatToucher is actually a goat and still lives up to his name.
You can't see it in the avatar pic, but there is a goat sitting on Rashly5's head; hence the angry expression.
Eponine is not, in fact, always on her own, but is in a poly-amorous relationship with the Anaheim Ducks hockey team.
Gorilla Grodd is a licensed expert in cranial psychotherapy or the art of fixing madness by bashing skulls.
KahnyaGnorc is an anagram of Pork Chop Sandwich.
GorillaGrod actuality domesticated the first goat. Initially for ritual worship, but then it dawned on him that they are edible as well.
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Molten Dragon's way of movement is a pogostick.
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The Fiend Fantastic's avatar is a cropping of a traffic camera image taken while he was fleeing Molten Dragon's burglarized house. TFF was fleeing on a stolen pogostick.
Kobold Cleaver is so self-centered, he's been found to just spin around in circles when in zero gravity.
Uh, and Raven_Black was nearby.
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Kobold Cleaver is the KC in KC and the Sunshine Band.
Molten Dragon is the MD in Doogie Howser MD
Pulg is the minority whip for the state of Louisiana.
krevon has seventeen different species of mushroom growing from between his toes.
IHIYC makes over $100k a year from his custom fly-fishing accessory business, and has been featured on the cover of several sporting magazines.
KahnyaGnorc was born with disproportionately sized male genitalia. Like a puppy grows into his overlarge paws, so to did young KahnaGnorc live as a child with man sized equipment that he gradually grew into.
GoatToucher was featured heavily in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue; not as a model, but because he is 29 different bikinis.
Previously unknown fact: Pulg was born with a vestigal 3rd ear in the middle of his forehead.
Molten Dragon's mother is a dragoborn from 4E
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krevon's mother smelt of elderberries, and his father was a hamster. Strictly speaking, this does not make him half-hamster, since under Orthodox Hamster law, hamster heritage is exclusively matrilineal, and he is therefore not regarded as a hamster at all. People who smell of elderberries are still happy to claim him, though.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet smells of elderberries.
rash5 not know which swalow carry coconut.
Goblins are terrified by words, but Poog reads, and when he does he masters them into stupid listless things confined in an enclosed space to live and graze and die before finally being sent to the slaughterhouse to be butchered, every part of them carved off and processed then sent to the dinner tables to be eaten as crude facsimiles of what they truly were.
Rashly: From the navel up he's a red panda. From the navel down he's a male human with a crippling pants-allergy.
GoatToucher knows this because he's addicted to RashlyCam.com
Pulg is actully bald from head to toe. His hair is really moss that grown because he hasn't taken a bath in 20 years.
Belphegor has not removed his gold mask in three years, and whatever is going on underneath is beginning to smell of French cheese.
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IHIYC can subsist on sea monkeys if required. He strains them through his teeth like a baleen whale.
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I'm Hiding In you Closet took the time to answer all the riddles.
KahnyaGnorc is an alternate universe version of The Riddler.
rashly #5 is kungfu redpanda
Poog fits the outward stereotype of the filthy and ungroomed goblin, but he keeps his hovel scrupulously clean, and proudly displays his collection of over four dozen decorative spoons (though, admittedly, he slices open the belly of anyone who touches them).
GoatTouchers name IRL is Bill Cosby.