Pulg is actually a precocious 8 year old girl.
Randarak is the younger less known brother of Flash Gordon.
Captain Spaulding writes simplistic, lame songs about where he is what he's doing and plays them incessantly to his associates and colleagues on an out of tune guitar, much to their irritation and embarrassment.
Randarak looks over his shoulder all the time because his lame insults are attracting the wrong kind of attention
All of Cr500cricket's posts are written by a team of writers that create scripts for German sitcoms.
Randarak uses Grecian formula.
The treasure within Spanky's pot isn't gold but plastic coins.
The Fiend stole Spanky's gold coins and replaced them with plastic ones.
Pah...the woman knows, she knows.
=>Captain spalding is listening in to everybody...
I'll grant you one wish for that, but it shall not be harmful to me in any way.
The closest thing to granting wishes The Fiend Fantastic is actually capable of is 1st Edition's alter reality.
There are marids, jann, jinni, ifrits and IHIYC, who owns a laundrette on the Elemental Plane of Water and is the only geniekin capable of offering Three Washes when released from his bottle (of detergent), or, if you prefer, a Limited Spin Dry
Pulg likes to roll in the dirt.
The dirt does not like it.
IHIYC invented snow cones.
lucky7's left eye has an electrical short.
Rand's armour is Asymmetrical, evidently the Succubus he was trying to get it on with, figured out he was too ugly for any purpose and broke his armour with a well-placed slap
Cr500cricket should not rule because, due to his complexion, everybody thinks he's made out of fruit roll-ups.
Rand obviously hasn't figured out that this is entirely another thread, evidently that slap did some brain damage
Cr500Cricket Holy crap I JUST got that! forgot how to stop, cooperate and listen.
Lucky7 was delighted to learn that while there is no 'I' in team, there are two in Tiramisu.
Pulg is a set example of how extraordinary one would look with facial hair.
The Fiend Fantastic was going to be the 4th Cereal Mascot of the Apocalypse (after Boo Berry, Frankenberry, and Count Chocula), but then the Satanic Panic hit, and The Fiend Fantastic found a more fulfilling career as a televangelist.
IHIYC has recently decided to open an institution whose twin aims are a) the moral regeneration of America and b) serving tasty Middle Eastern snack foods in buckets. He's decided to call it Jerry Falafelwell.
Pulg wants to know where his weasel went.
lucky7 wants to know why sunglasses won't hide his blue eyes.
The Fiend was kicked out of Hell for being too nice.
Belphegor likes to be a dreamer and philosopher.
I am lawful at most, but i'm a fiend, they are not "nice"
The Fiend Fantastic made an absolute fortune at the Bohemian Grove this year by selling black and gold PVC hotpants with a little bell on the front zipper and the words 'Pull my tinkly winkly' written on the waistband. Henry Kissinger bought six!
mr Pulg is bigfoot's grandfather.
The fiend is the mastermind behind all the spammers.
House is looking very suspicious...
The overgrown chicken is looking very tasty.
The Midgard serpent was already killed by Thor, This one's just an overgrown garden snake
The Mighty Chocobo is a special warbreed of the chicken species.
Tasty, but vicious at the same time.
Much the same could be said of The Fiend Fantastic's pedigree among devils.
Hypocrite, don't think I don't see those horn stubs. You are either an insane devil, demon or Satyr. I'm thinking Satyr
Spanky the leprechaun wants to show us his frosted lucky charms. Unfortunately, this just means that he's smeared his privates with sugar paste again - thanks for sharing, though.
Sir Pulg has recently won an award for his mustache.
TFF didn't get one for his goatee
Actually i did, this is false facts after all.
The Mighty Chocobo is more chirp than peck.
The Fiend is going to win the Last One To Post Wins Thread.
Belphegor is going to win next year's Greyhawkvision Song Contest
And Spanky was on Lost.....
The fiend was on Dancing With the Stars..
Woodsbird was on the front of a cereal box, but then they were replaced by an endearingly grouchy cartoon fireman for some reason.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is actually concealed in an alcove.
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Randarak is really a renegade from Rimmerworld.
IHIYC spends all of his time watching old westerns with the skutters.
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