False factoids

[krevon]

GoatTouch has never actually touched a goat.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

krevon's been touching sheep

[Pulg]

Poog got thrown out of Undermountain for licking the helmed horrors.

[GoatToucher]

Pulg was originally coughed up by Aslan.

[Molten Dragon]

The GoatToucher needs food, badly.

[Auriea]

Molten Dragon love belly rubs....... Oh yes he does! He loves the belly rubs!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Auriea doesn't......loves foot tickles instead.

[Auriea]

Poog is the bestest master of the fire booms!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Auriea runs a booming small business on Sesame Street: A vowel shop!

[Auriea]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet gets to play with all my clothes, while in the closet!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Auriea has 72 Nehru jackets, each one embroidered with the sigil of a different entity from the Ars Goetia!

[Molten Dragon]

IHIYC's obscure references are frightening.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Molten Dragon is a polymorphed Metal Mage that got too close to the lava.

[krevon]

KahnyaGnorc is a figment of my imagination

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

krevon is repeatedly visited late at night by a little girl with no eyes and a prehensile shadow, who keeps telling him how critically important it is that he attend her "tea party."

[rashly5]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is that little girl.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

rashly5 be petting zoo's mascotte

[krevon]

Poog is actually a kobald with a goblin profile.

[Gorilla Grodd]

And Krevon is an elf with a dwarf profile.

[rashly5]

Grodd is still a gorilla, but he lies about his true identity: Monsieur Mallah.

[krevon]

rahly5 is really Grape Ape trying to get win the internet before Grodd does.

[Raven_Black]

krevon voiced Storm in the original animated X-men series

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Raven black knows much about sex toys

[krevon]

Poog mas many conversation with Raven about sex toys

[The Horned One]

krevon has been peeking on Poog...

[Molten Dragon]

The Horned One is sad because his eye doctor just told him that he needs bifocals now.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Molten Dragon is actually a ferret in a €1,50 costume

[Raven_Black]

The Fiend Fantastic knows this because he bumped into Molten Dragon at the costume shop while browsing for latex horns and red makeup.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Raven_Black wants to be a professional lion-tamer, and has rigorously prepared for the job by buying his own special lion-tamer hat.

[Gorilla Grodd]

And IHIYC works part-time at the local rodeo.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Gorilla Grodd is a chartered accountant who wants a more exciting job, like in banking.

[rashly5]

KahnyaGnorc was in a garage band up until most of their members got hospitalized by a backing car.

[krevon]

rashly5 is a CR23

[Raven_Black]

Krevon lost a bet.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Raven_Black is actually tweety_yellow

[GoatToucher]

Poog once ate his own leg just to see what it tasted like.

How is he able to walk these days? Thereby hangs a tale...

[Molten Dragon]

GT once shot a goat just for storing too loud.

[GoatToucher]

MD can stare into the sun without sneezin'!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

GoatToucher's right eye is soaked in baleful magic that gives him a gaze attack of apocalyptic proportions, and makes his eyelid so heavy it takes three men with hooked sticks to wedge it open.

[GoatToucher]

Underneath the makeup, IHIYC is, in fact, legendary rock n' roll frontman David Lee Roth.

[KenderKin]

GT has taken more than one goat pellet to his right eye.

[Pulg]

KenderKin is a pirate of men's pants.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Pulg is a degenerated slave of mine.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Gorilla Grodd stores Reese's Pieces in his right bulging pec, and candied almonds in his left bulging pec.

[krevon]

IHIYC moonlights as a tooth fairy

[Molten Dragon]

Krevon is, in fact, the lesser known not-quite-as-great pumpkin.

[Eponine Lokrien Savet]

Molten dragon does not often drink and drive; but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis.

[KahnyaGnorc]

ELS was a groupie for BTO and a stagehand for ELO.

[GoatToucher]

KG is woodwind aficionado Kenny G.

[Pulg]

GoatToucher is a refugee from a dystopian future when Michael Bolton has been awakened from a billion year cryogenic slumber and found that ducks have taken over the universe. Since the ducks admire Michael so much, they have given him a spare beak and made him UTHRO-KHAN-BHAAL OF THE ANATIDEAN GALACTIC TYRANNY. GT is desperately trying to grow a mullet, learn the words to 'How Am I Supposed to Live Without You' and get frozen so he can be UTHRO-KHAN-BHAAL instead.