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Molten Dragon was once worshiped by a band of kobolds, but that was before the "incident" happened to Molten Dragon.

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KahnyaGnorc knows what the 'incident' is and has been sworn to secrecy, so he can never reveal what it was about.


Gorilla Grodd was heavily involved in said incident.


Rashly5 gave GG the idea for the incident

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Molten Dragon was in charge of playing the incidental music.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet was charged with starting a musical incident.

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rashly5 once landed a plane on instruments alone.


IHIYC is looking for a group to starts his own Avengers.


The FF started his own super villain group and barbershop quartet. Their secret base and recording studio are beneath a Petco at the local strip mall.


Molten Dragon is a member of a local superhero group and regularly saves kittens, feeds the homeless, and not actually fighting villains at all.


rashly5 is the group's sassy but adorable mascot and now spends his days falling into vats of cold soup, getting stuck in vases, eating all the chicken, etc - and he gets paid for it, too


Pulg likes cold soup.


GT owns a master key to all animal cages everywhere.


Molten Dragon is the guardian of said cages and about to defend them against GoatToucher

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Each of Wylliam Harrison's eyes is a tiny Tinkerbell prison, hence the source of their glow.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is secretly coulrophobic

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Baltzar Callinova (a hint-hint anagram for "Ol Lava Czar Bat Nil") is both the most awesome superhero, and most terrible baseball player, in Russia, and is sadly better known for the latter rather than the former.


IHIYC, whose full name is an anagram of School Dining Yeti Rum, is actually a sinister quasi-governmental organisation dedicated to transforming Himalayan students into savage super-beast warriors by feeding them alchemically enhanced distilled sugar by-products.


Pulg not only graduated from that school but now is the main supplier of the enhanced sugar by-product.


Molten Dragon's last statement is false.

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Pulg cries glue.


IHIYC glues tears.


KahnyaGnorc is mad at life because he failed in his attempt to become a recurring character on the '80s cartoon, G.I. JOE.


Molten Dragon is a recurring character in a little-known Korean cartoon for children ages 3 and up.

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And rashly5 is the animation genius behind Ownage Pranks hilarious YouTube videos.


Gorilla Grodd is actually the stuffed animal companion of a little girl in a popular children's show in Southeast Asia.


KahnyaGnorc has eleven toes. Ten on one foot, and one big toe on the other.


GoatToucher has entered a support group for animal gropers. He's trying to make the transfer to stuffed animals over live ones.


The Fiend Fantastic is GoatToucher's sponser in the support group.


MD knows this, as he is one of the animals GoatToucher sought reconciliation with.


KahnyaGnorc is still upset to this day because GT Touched and ran.


Krevon has his own "invite only" YouTube channel of some of GT's saucier videos.


Molten Dragon was my first subscriber


krevon lives in an old moldy shoebox


. . . which resides in rashly5's closet.


KahnyaGnorc spins delicate holiday ornaments out of their silk spinneretts located under their armpits.


Molten Dragon is a connoisseur of armpits.


While the fluffy rash#5 is a connoisseur of daiseys


The Fiend is really yellow and wears red makeup.


Schism is actually a cute soft girly doll, this is merely a facade.


The Fiend Fantastic can grow his beard as long as a jousting Lance and just as rigid. He has won many a tournament charging face first on his horse.


The last portal to Avalon is located in MD's upper GI tract, and many a noble night questing for the Holy Grail has had to traverse a variety of draconic orifices to get there.


GoatToucher likes to introduce himself to potential partners (of any species) by singing his name to the first phrase of 'Moon River'

"Goat - Touchaaah!"

He then gives a dirty little wink, taps his nose, nudges them in the ribs and whispers,

"Wider than a mile"

Into their ear. 8/10 goats prefer it.

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Pulg had a brief stint as a sports commentator, but was eventually let go due to concerns about his being better-looking than most of the players.


IHIYC is actually hiding in your pantry.


KahnyaGnorc's pantry is full to bursting of can upon can of tomato soup.

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MD is allergic to tomato soup.

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Gorilla Grodd is growing an army of killer tomatoes in preparation for his next war on the "Last One To Post Wins" thread.


I'm Hiding In You Closet is scouting GG's tomatoes for a Tim Burton remake of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".


Krevon washes his beard in tomatoe sauce. For the ladies, naturally.

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