Eponine has amassed an enormous real estate empire by peeing on buildings to mark them as her territory. That acts as a legally enforceable claim of ownership in Florida.
In preschool GorillaGrod was voted best napper and poo-flinger.
IHIYC is stalking his stalker....in circles
Krevon wants you to fix his leaky metal bull.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet has been 25 years in hiding because he fears that when his mom catches him she will tug at his ears and make him change hat - giving him a nice woolen bonnet to wear.
Cr500cricket's major weakness is CourtFool wetting on him.
GG does cartwheel twice a day at the zoo.
krevon is the mother of the beholder race. By that I mean that he literally gave birth to every single beholder.
Aye dwarven kidney stones are tha wurst.
rashly5 was a stunt double for Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy.
IHIYC is Cr500cricket's stunt double.
Gorilla Grodd once designed a lightsaber where the energy blades sprang out from all directions on the grip. One could say it did not catch on..........
IHIYC is overseer of Vault 69
IHIYC spent years in the alchemical wilderness, experimenting with love potions numbers 1 to 8 before perfecting his creation, which he's named 'Malibu'
ape-Grodd wants to rule the little world in snow-globe, is truth.
The Poog of Zarongel was caught up in the swiss knife lightsaber fad and even has one design that contains a portable lightsaber oven.
Rashly5 has an exquisite collection of "My Little Goblin" plush dolls.
Cr500cricket loves the movie The Iron Giant.
IHIYC is not only a member of the make-up for dude's club, he's also the president.
Molten Dragon melts only at -1000 celcius
Wylliam Harrison failed his introductory physics class at the Ebil Wizzard Academia.
"Rashly" is an adverb that describes anything IHIYC does with his nether portions.
GoatGroper has perfect timing...... closet-clown beat him by 2 hours and 13 minutes
PoZ does not realize that the above factoid was -about- IHIYC because he huffs paint thinner out of an old badger skin, which has resulted irreversible brain damage.
KG knows this as he secretly video taped the whole incident for later private viewing.
Molten Dragon secretly made his own copy for his own narcissistic private viewing.
KahnyaGnorc is really George RR Martin