KG once ate a giraffe.
But not before GoatToucher spent some time alone with it in an unregistered modified van.
snickersimba's eyes have superhuman regenerative properties.
But only his eyes.
Against the laws of nature, GT grew a fully formed and functioning chloaca somewhere on his body.
Snickersimba used to have a job circumcising lions, hence his name.
IHIYC has the death sentence in 7 closets.
Molten Dragon is being very careful
krevon will be dead!
The KahnyaGnorc isn't worth the trouble....let me buy you a drink
:draws blaster, pushes KahnyaGnorc to the ground, and krevon doesn't have the onions to do anything about it:
GoatToucher is now the one armed man thanks to a swift strike from a lightsaber.
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R2-FU has the fastest ship in the galaxy
Zelda Marie Jacobs-Donovan prefers a bloody mary and a couple shades of grey. (of make up)
The Fiend Fantastic apparently can't recognize the attempt work through scenes from Star Wars.....or can he?
Snickersimba wouldn't wear pants even if he could.
IHIYC punts on his pants like everybody else: one leg, then one tentacle, then the other leg.
GT has been arrested multiple times for his unclean acts.
Cluny the Scourge has a square cut punt.
Pulg's tragic origin is that he began as a mop at a chemical plant. He gained sentience after being used to clean up a unique blend of toxins and byproducts. Afterwards, he tried returning to his people, but, alas, could find no peace among them, and was forced to go out into a world he never made. He doesn't want your pity. He only wants your understanding and, perhaps, your friendship?
Jurassic Bard knows too much, it would seem.
GoatToucher is the man that knew too little.
Marcus Steelfeather hasn't got a steel-y resolve.
IHIYC wears a My Little Pony bikini over his Terminator power armour suit.
The Sultan is a dedicated user of GoatToucher Brand Rump Ointments.
His favorite scent is Sandalwood and Shame.
The only goat that GoatToucher has actually touched was a spawn of Shub-Niggurath.
GoatGroper is user of sultan's olive oil, but for all wrong purposes.
So wrong, yet so right.
Poog has worked with a traveling band of Varisians, titillating the wealthy and powerful and the well-lubricated main attraction of erotically charged games of "Pass the Goblin".
In exchange, they gave him soup.
When the stars are right and the moon is full, when GT smiles all of his teeth align to magnetic North.
Queen's Raven has dyed his hair black, it's actually anime-blue.
The Fiend Fantastic is right in the middle of a Manuel handling course.