Sometimes you wanna go where every clown knows your name, and IHIYC is always glad you came...
JYAC once worked in a Burlesque show.
So did Cluny. It was delightfully unsavory! My gorge wasn't the only thing that rose!
The Big Bad Wolf once bought a prophecy for 800 gold doubloons. He then neglected to listen to the end of it, which stated that bricks would be his downfall.
Ventnor is presently successfully marketing triploons to extra greedy pirates.
JYAC is actually a rather sub- par clone. He came out of the tank with three penises too many. That's seven penises, which is just excessive.
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The RPG FATAL is based on life in GoatToucher's workroom with all of the more explicit bits toned down.
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Ventnor taught GT the Dance of the Seven Penises, for which he can never, never be forgiven.
BBWK scored the melody for the nefarious dance. It sounds suspiciously like the Safety Dance.
MD persuaded the North Korean delegation to perform it at the Olympics opening ceremony.
The RPG FATAL is based on life in GoatToucher's workroom with all of the more explicit bits toned down.
You'd be surprised at how often the equation to determine someone's anal elasticity comes in handy.
Not surprised... Alarmed? Disconcerted? Ah!: Filled with Dread.
JYAC did The Dance as the talent portion of the Miss External Genitals pageant.
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JYAC played and played FATAL, until he grew bored with it and went in search of darker, more transgressive thrills.
He found G.O.A.T.A.L.
Gods, he wishes he hadn't.
Pulg fervently wishes this too, since he's contractually obligated to GM every game that Just your average clone wants to play.
When Ventnor plays, he always wins initiative.
He'd rather not tell you why.
GoatToucher knows why, but thinks that it's funnier if the reason remains a secret.
KahnyaGnorc only started posting on the paizo forums after they had been summarily ejected from Reddit. No easy feat, that.
When JYAC was in the mental institution, they made a copy of its brain. So now they can predict everything it does.
A single wink from Sissyl can cause empires to crumble.
After being flung into the far future, I'm Hiding In Your Closet assumed the persona of LASER CLOWN, Hero of the 34th Century!, while searching for a way to get back to his original time.
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Ventnor is LASER CLOWN's brainy but awkward sidekick. He just can't seem to get a date with any sexy 34th century cyborg ladies!
GoatToucher occasionally travels into the 34th Century with Ben Franklin when the two want to commit hijinks on a spaceship.
JYAC is LASER CLOWN'S nemesis - THE RINGMASTER!!
Or maybe that's GoatToucher.
JYAC has my scent all over him, which confuses Pulg, who navigated primarily by smell.
IHIYC can turn gold to lead and diamonds to coal with but a glance.
KahnyaGnorc once tried to interest the nation in Coal-a Coke-a, the refreshing soft drink with the Great Taste of carbonised forest and dinosaur kak, guaranteed to contain 157% more carcinogens than any other recipe.
And that's how he made his first billion.
Years of expensive litigation in trying to prove that it was he who came up with Coal-a Coke-a is how Pulg lost his first billion.
KahnyaGnorc won his first billionaire at a very unusual game of nudie table-tennis at Trump Towers.
JYAC is stirred by shaking it.