KahnyaGnorc, recording as Men At Gnorc, has recorded a version of 'Safety Dance' that is sure to be this autumn's New Pop Smash.
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KG has purple glitter glue for blood.
GoatTouchers new perfume, "Blusplessence," has a scent so strong that the factory that manufactures it was declared inimical to human life.
Boiled Ventnor blood and a little pinch of magic is what makes up Blusplessence.
'It's a Kahyna Magic', sang rock supergroup 'Queen', after Mr Gnorc successfully spiralised Brian May's hair.
Just your average clone is Barack Obama's right nostril. The pay is excellent, and the job has some good healthcare perks.
The Big Bad Wolf is actually from Alabama, but claims to be from Karazhan for tax purposes.
KenderKin's second job is that of "MeepMoop", the metrosexual herald of GoatToucher Island who randomly points at the sky saying "Zie Germans are coming!"
IHIYC has spent so much time on GoatToucher Island that he basically stays there for free now.
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Kenderkin is run over by speeding ellipses at least twice a day.
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Sissyl burps 'Dixie' if you squeeze her nose and wave a pair of denim HOTPANTS in front of her.
TBBWoK appreciates that pants of any sort are prohibited on GoatToucher Island.
It is a land of freedom.
KahnyaGnorc is a man out of time.
Ventnor's first name is Trevor.
Cluny the Scourge has a channel on the YouTubes advocating the rights of wererats and rat kind in general. It's a labor of love to hear him describe it.
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Molten Dragon prefers to labor for money rather than for love.
Ventnor is out standing in his field.
MD is lying under the field, pretending to be turnips.
"Lethal Force" is the title of IHIYC's Murtaugh/Riggs fanfiction.
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Every fanfic that GoatToucher has written has been banned by the Geneva convention's prohibition against deadly weapons.
Ventnor's fan fiction consists of stories about fans. Box fans, ceiling fans, exhaust fans, etc.
Molten Dragon is a firm believer in burning fan fiction.
Old Doc Flumph prefers 'burning Belieber' fiction.
Pulg is Biebnostic.
KahnyaGnorc is Grand Chief Elder of the Church of Latter Day Biebs
After a night of drinking, TBBWoK awoke to find himself in an animal shelter, wearing a cone around his neck and with a decided lack of boy-parts.
GT doesn't understand what TBBWoK is making such a fuss about, as that sounds like a regular working day on GoatToucher Island to him.
Pulg is currently living in a stump on top of the Eiffel Tower.