Sissyl has a marital continent, which she received as a part of her divorce settlement with , World Tyrant and cigar aficionado.
Pulg was paid handsomely for getting the settlement, being the high-powered divorce attorney/cigar conisseur that he is.
Sinister Stan scammed Susie out of her life savings. That is why she now sells seashells by the seashore, but only on Saturdays and Sundays.
Uncle Teddy picked Peter Piper's peck of pickled peppers as the pinnacle of pickled pepper perfection, giving them the prized Platinum Plaque of Pepe, the Panamanian Proctologist of Power
KahynaGnorc has a musical excrement.
Pulg is a world-renown musical flatulist where the world knows better than to be in the vicinity of him when he eats beans.
rashly5 learned how to play the tuba from GoatToucher. For some reason, no orchestra will let him play with them.
Ventnor is a world-famous conductor. What world and what he conducts has yet to be revealed.
Fred, Uncle Teddy's Bear, once hugged a succubus.
KahnyaGnorc's favourite game at the moment is 'Cowboys and Heavy Duty Anaesthetics'
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet was doing the "creepy clown hanging around in public" thing before it was cool.
Ventnor is waiting for the "creepy guy hanging around ladies' restrooms" thing to catch on.
KahynaGnorc is catching salmon with his thing.
Pulg passively collects erotic tension with his hair.
Rashly has a rather interesting kink: testicular torsion.
GoatToucher has absolutely no kinks, fetishes, or other strange proclivities.
Grandpa Wonderbra became Great-Grandpa Wonderbra last Thursday. Congratulations!
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GoatToucher has absolutely no kinks, fetishes, or other strange proclivities.
:bites knuckle: My secret shame...
Due to a household accident involving a melon-baller and a close friendship with a tech billionaire, Ventnor has the world's first set of cybernetic genitals.
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GT wrote a cybernetic genitals supplement for Battlemech.
Pulg waxes his scalp.
Kat's Eye has to fill in for Kat's Nose occasionally.
There is a mountain to the north, serene and perfect. That is until KahnyaGnorc made their holiday home there and now everything is a withered frightened husk of what it used to be. KahnyaGnorc's idea of a holiday is terrifying.
Rashly5 has six rashes, but claims one is actually chafing, hence his name.
KahnyaGnorc is a cloning advocate but what they use the clones for has been deemed a sentient rights violation.
the 5 in rashly5s name is an homage to the 501st, a division of ... wait for it... clones
I totes read all the posts that came before this one BEFORE I posted this comment.
The Big Bad Wolf is the one responsible for shunting LASER CLOWN forward in time to the 34th Century.
S4 supplied the Big Bad Wolf the time machine in the first place as part of his master plan to conquer the 35th century.
Quad-S is the alter ego of Laser Clown's arch nemesis: Thundercheeks.
GoatToucher got his nickname because he invites goats to listen to him preach sermons at the local church, imploring them to change their evil ways.
Firelock is the cheeky sidekick of GoatTouché, a dashing blade who fights for sexual freedom in the 17th Century with only his charm, wits and 45 inch Pappenheimer to aid him.
Pulg uses his own beard hairs to weave intricate origami-like hair sculptures when he's bored, or as creepy holiday gifts for children.
Firelock loves the smell of burning hair, and hunts Pulg relentlessly.
GoatToucher locked Uncle Teddy in his workroom and then forgot the PIN number to the electronic lock.
KahynaGnorc likes to be Rapunzel.
Pulg is the real Rapunzel. I have no idea how they got his story so wrong.
The audiobook version is read by Just your average clone.
Ventnor bought the first autographed copy.