What KK does with open knotholes is not fit for print.
But I do have these illustrations...
GoatToucher does not fear my mighty kung-fu action grip; rather, he finds it inspirational.
Inspirational in ways that deeply disturb KenderKin.
Ventnor, KenderKin and GoatToucher walk into a bar...
Kenderkin gets thrown out for lying on the floor and trying to stare up people's trouser legs...
... which allows KenderKin to come back in.
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Apart from the Chronicles of MammothToucher, of course.
KenderKin and Pulg frequently forget how to tie their own shoelaces.
Ventnor is baffled by the concept of shoes.
KenderKin doesn't really have any kin.
Partylf Sunev's real first name is PartyElf. He's the hit of the ball at the mash.
KahnyaGnorc's favorite dance/food is Monster Mashed Potatoes.
Ventnor's favourite dance/food is Waltzing Hunter's Chicken.
Pulg need only eat dust balls to survive, though his favorite food is Thai chili infused durian fruit.
And a clear path to the bathroom.
KenderKin uses a machete to trim his nostril hair. At least, he did whilst he still had nostrils.
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Pulg shaves himself with a lawnmower.
IHIYC fears kender with no nose, apparently that red skull look is very frightening on kender.....
...and most frightening on smurfs!
KenderKin's undead army is really more of an undead mob.
Ventnor prefers undead flash mobs.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon enjoys sautéed mobs paired with a nice chardonnay.
Ventnor is an enthusiastic Raw Mobs advocate.
KK, in the kitchen, with the field howitzer.
Sissyl, in the utility room, with the Death Leek.
Pulg, in the W.C., with the Death Reek.
Molten Dragon is the world's greatest detective who all the time wears a balaclava.
KK plays the baclava.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet has won the World Chutes and Ladders Championship for 3 years in a row.
Ventnor has won the World Snakes and Beans championship ten years running.
Ventnor is the only person on earth who plays Snakes and Beans.
KenderKin is the 3-times runner-up in the Intergalactic Staring Contest Competition.
Ventnor went to the UnderDark and has the T-shirt to prove it.
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Molten Dragon went one better and got an official Underdark novelty foam finger.