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IHIYC has a mountain of not shinola in his closet....
...it has peanuts and corn in it.


KenderKin has climbed said mountain and planted a little flag on the top.


When no one was looking, Pulg changed how quinoa is pronounced. This act has secured his position as the most evil criminal in the history of the world.


Ventnor is a certified crock-e-o-dile wrestler.


Molten Dragon is a certified crockpot wrestler.


Ventnor was once told by a leprechaun that the end of every rainbow led to a crock of gold. Unfortunately, the leprechaun had a speech impediment; there shouldn't have been an 'r' in 'crock', and the rainbow led instead to a very unusual golem, which Ventnor subsequently sold to GoatToucher for a vast sum of money.


I named him "Jambi".

Pulg polishes Jambi every morning, paying particular attention to his "crock with no R".


GT hoards Rs with a passion he usually reserves for goats.


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Hanky Nag Orc.


That is a Schisimism.....


All who gaze upon KenderKin's codpiece inevitably die alone.


Flounder, you are now on double secret probation, for exposing my codpiece


KenderKin also has a MinnowPiece, a HaddockPiece and a VietnameseGiantCatfish piece, for use when he either wishes to keep a low profile or make a 'big impression'


It was the Sharkpiece that made the biggest impression on Pulg.


Ventnor is opening a bar and game area serving liquor in the front with poker in the rear.....


KenderKin wrote:
poker in the rear.....

Poker in the rear? KK barely knows her!

Dark Archive

"KahnyaGnorc," an OBVIOUS anagram for "Yank Corn Hag" is none other than that most delightful of all agrarian divines, Chicomecoatl! Ah, but of course, first we must FREE her of her earthly form, now mustn't we? Now WHERE did I put my good obsidian knife...?


If Skiron hadn't wagered everything on black in Vegas last week, he'd still have his obsidian knife.


Ventnor owns the pawn shop where the guy who won the obsidian knife sold it for more cash to gamble.

Sovereign Court

KahnyaGnorc, also frequently visits Ventnor's pawn shop. Apparently, you can only get a particular item at the shop.


AZK covets the location of Ventnors pawn shop as if he had it the ritual to bring forth Chuthulu or flying spaghetti monster could be completed...


KK is a big poopyface.


GT describes his preferred method of contact....


KenderKin had a close encounter if the turd kind.


Ventnor is a ploptician.


Pulg is a sanitation fungineer.


Ventnor puts the F U in fun.

Liberty's Edge

*BeepboopboopBWEEPBWEEPBWEEP!!*


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R2-FU's exhaust port has had a lot of proton torpedoes impact on the surface, ifyouknowhatImean.


GoatToucher's Proton Torpedo Bites frosted sugar cereal has an explosion of flavor with each spoonful!


Which Ventnor can not tell from the milk...


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KenderKin is the prize inside the box.


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Second place prize is a one hour scenic flight around the city of your choice flying on Ventnor's scaly back.


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Third prize is having Gallo weigh your soul against a feather.


Pulg is still contemplating what weighs more a ton of souls or a ton of dog hair...


KenderKin has the unfortunate distinction of being the only kender with a hairy dog soul.


GM_Beernorg has a slimy dog soul. Equally rare, equally repulsive.


Ventnor has a Chicago Dog soul, with all the fixins

Sovereign Court

KahnyaGnorc has no soul, for it was traded away in exchange for a new watch.


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This one little trick will cut your body fat in half! Avatar of Zon-Kuthon HATES this!


Ventnor means it. Quite literally, the fat on half your body disappears. Which side depends on how long your hair is.


'Sissyl, Sissyl! Let down your hair!' cried the handsome prince from the bottom of Sissyl's tower. How lucky it was that Sissyl has a beautiful head of ladders, otherwise who knows what might have happened.


Its a trick, its a trap.


KenderKin always falls for Pulg's tricks and Pulg has a habit of falling into KenderKin's traps.


Ventnor beez in tha' trap.


GoatToucher is saturated with bees.


Ventnor constantly rubbing GoatToucher down with royal jelly and honey IS the reason bees are disappearing...into the workroom.


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GM_Beernorg ought to know that GT draws the line at bees.

GM_Beernorg

Beernorg

Bee-rnorg

Coincidence.... OR IS IT?!


Pulg always uses a stick to check the open knothole for bees....


KenderKin can hardly bee-lieve what all the buzz is about.

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