KenderKin has climbed said mountain and planted a little flag on the top.
When no one was looking, Pulg changed how quinoa is pronounced. This act has secured his position as the most evil criminal in the history of the world.
Ventnor is a certified crock-e-o-dile wrestler.
Molten Dragon is a certified crockpot wrestler.
Ventnor was once told by a leprechaun that the end of every rainbow led to a crock of gold. Unfortunately, the leprechaun had a speech impediment; there shouldn't have been an 'r' in 'crock', and the rainbow led instead to a very unusual golem, which Ventnor subsequently sold to GoatToucher for a vast sum of money.
I named him "Jambi".
Pulg polishes Jambi every morning, paying particular attention to his "crock with no R".
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Hanky Nag Orc.
All who gaze upon KenderKin's codpiece inevitably die alone.
KenderKin also has a MinnowPiece, a HaddockPiece and a VietnameseGiantCatfish piece, for use when he either wishes to keep a low profile or make a 'big impression'
It was the Sharkpiece that made the biggest impression on Pulg.
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"KahnyaGnorc," an OBVIOUS anagram for "Yank Corn Hag" is none other than that most delightful of all agrarian divines, Chicomecoatl! Ah, but of course, first we must FREE her of her earthly form, now mustn't we? Now WHERE did I put my good obsidian knife...?
If Skiron hadn't wagered everything on black in Vegas last week, he'd still have his obsidian knife.
KK is a big poopyface.
KenderKin had a close encounter if the turd kind.
Ventnor is a ploptician.
Pulg is a sanitation fungineer.
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R2-FU's exhaust port has had a lot of proton torpedoes impact on the surface, ifyouknowhatImean.
GoatToucher's Proton Torpedo Bites frosted sugar cereal has an explosion of flavor with each spoonful!
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KenderKin is the prize inside the box.
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Second place prize is a one hour scenic flight around the city of your choice flying on Ventnor's scaly back.
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Third prize is having Gallo weigh your soul against a feather.
KenderKin has the unfortunate distinction of being the only kender with a hairy dog soul.
GM_Beernorg has a slimy dog soul. Equally rare, equally repulsive.
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This one little trick will cut your body fat in half! Avatar of Zon-Kuthon HATES this!
Ventnor means it. Quite literally, the fat on half your body disappears. Which side depends on how long your hair is.
'Sissyl, Sissyl! Let down your hair!' cried the handsome prince from the bottom of Sissyl's tower. How lucky it was that Sissyl has a beautiful head of ladders, otherwise who knows what might have happened.
KenderKin always falls for Pulg's tricks and Pulg has a habit of falling into KenderKin's traps.
Ventnor beez in tha' trap.
GoatToucher is saturated with bees.
Ventnor constantly rubbing GoatToucher down with royal jelly and honey IS the reason bees are disappearing...into the workroom.
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GM_Beernorg ought to know that GT draws the line at bees.
GM_Beernorg
Beernorg
Bee-rnorg
Coincidence....
KenderKin can hardly bee-lieve what all the buzz is about.