KahnyaGnorc prefers to wear hair shirts and nothing else.
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KenderKin is also the official supplier of furry loincloths and waistcoats to Manowar.
Pulg is a Metal King.
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The secret society that KahnyaGnorc leads, W.H.I.S.P.E.R.S., is so secret that even he doesn't know what its acronym stands for.
KenderKin is a member of the KKC, Kicked by Kobold Cleaver, alas, when other members search the group and fat finger a K instead of a C, all of their pillow cases gain two holes, no matter how open minded they are.
GM_Beernorg is the chief of the FBI. Fluffy Bunnies International, that is.
PULG SMASH PUNY ACRONYMS!!!1
Ventnor does Hulk impersonations at children's parties. He dyes his scales green but most people just assume he's a green dragon. Doh!
KahnyaGnorc fell down a well once. They got better and swore off well diving.
A witch turned Molten Dragon into a newt. He has yet to recover.
This year, Ventnor decided to give up Princesses for Lent.
Fun Fact: T A-K is the princess referred to in the scroll.
GoatToucher would know. He wrote the scroll, 200 million years ago.
In KenderKin's blood.
With a brush made from Belphegor's choicest nostril hairs.
Pulg paints his house with his own chin, works pretty well, but it takes hours to get all the dried paint out of his fur.
GM_Beernorg, no matter how hard he tries, cannot count to 3. He can count to 2, he can count to 4, 5, and the numbers beyond, but never 3.
Ventnor pines for Count Chocula's job.
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Separate from his life as a fantasy dragon, MD is known on the Street as Count Funkula.
KenderKin's piñata ranch covers at least half of Texas.
... named KahnyaGnorc.
Ventnor attempted to end the siege of GoatToucher's Island by packing several hundred Achaean warriors into a giant wooden goat and leaving it temptingly displayed to the defenders. His plan didn't work; his warriors were later found drowned in Mysterious (and rather disgusting) circumstances.
KK unclogs a variety of holes on my island.
GoatToucher's island used to be called Australia.
KG misses his Gunshine Band.
Pulg's victory in the War of Spanish Succession granted him the throne of Austria. Then he fell into a time portal, is now here, and he's learned that Austria is no longer ruled by a monarchy. It's been kind of a rough week.