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What KK does with open knotholes is not fit for print.

But I do have these illustrations...

GT is a talented artist, unfortunately his idle hands are too busy for such frivolities...

GoatToucher does not fear my mighty kung-fu action grip; rather, he finds it inspirational.

Inspirational in ways that deeply disturb KenderKin.

Ventnor, KenderKin and GoatToucher walk into a bar...

....Which MD enters afterwards and all the ladies leave....

Kenderkin gets thrown out for lying on the floor and trying to stare up people's trouser legs...

Pulg blocks the view by jumping on said trouser legs....

... which allows KenderKin to come back in.

Ventnor calls dibs on thirds!

KK opens the door, then gets on the floor, whilst everyone does the dinosaur . . . it is like a prehistoric orgy.

Followed by the walk of historic shame. Though no one can tell from the cave paintings exactly what happened.....what happens in prehistory stays in prehistory.

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Apart from the Chronicles of MammothToucher, of course.

KenderKin and Pulg frequently forget how to tie their own shoelaces.

Ventnor is baffled by the concept of shoes.

Pulg fetch my loafers.

KenderKin doesn't really have any kin.

Partylf Sunev's real first name is PartyElf. He's the hit of the ball at the mash.

MD puts the "mash" in mashed potatoes.

KahnyaGnorc's favorite dance/food is Monster Mashed Potatoes.

Ventnor's favourite dance/food is Waltzing Hunter's Chicken.

Pulg need only eat dust balls to survive, though his favorite food is Thai chili infused durian fruit.

Over rice

And a clear path to the bathroom.

MD uses a machete to clear his path

KenderKin uses a machete to trim his nostril hair. At least, he did whilst he still had nostrils.

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Pulg shaves himself with a lawnmower.

Scarab Sages

Ventnor manicures himself with an acetylene torch.

IHIYC fears kender with no nose, apparently that red skull look is very frightening on kender.....

...and most frightening on smurfs!

KenderKin's undead army is really more of an undead mob.

Ventnor prefers undead flash mobs.

MD prefers his mobs flash fried.

Sovereign Court

KenderKin only grills his mobs, as it's healthier.

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon enjoys sautéed mobs paired with a nice chardonnay.

Ventnor is an enthusiastic Raw Mobs advocate.

Pulg on the pant leg seconds ahead of me.

KK, in the kitchen, with the field howitzer.

Sissyl, in the utility room, with the Death Leek.

Pulg, in the W.C., with the Death Reek.

Molten Dragon is the world's greatest detective who all the time wears a balaclava.

Ventnor plays the claves.

KK plays the baclava.

Scarab Sages

Sissyl plays mancala. Strip mancala. For keeps.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet has won the World Chutes and Ladders Championship for 3 years in a row.

Ventnor has won the World Snakes and Beans championship ten years running.

Ventnor is the only person on earth who plays Snakes and Beans.

Scarab Sages

Pulg is the reigning World Grandmaster of Jackhammer Hopscotch.

Sovereign Court

In addition to winning the chutes and ladders championship, IHIYC is also the proud inventor and world record holder for Reverse Whack-a-Mole.

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AZK is undefeated in jack-scotch hop hammer....much to the chagrin of Water hammer...

KenderKin is the 3-times runner-up in the Intergalactic Staring Contest Competition.

Ventnor went to the UnderDark and has the T-shirt to prove it.

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Molten Dragon went one better and got an official Underdark novelty foam finger.

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