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Gary: i had to give up self preservation when my last canning experiment went horribly, horribly wrong
Megan: What were you canning?
Gary: Botulism! Fresh, tasty botulism!
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cosmo:
sara marie: Why are you laughing like that?
cosmo: The Corebook is "In winkelwagen"!
sara marie:
cosmo: It's "In wikelwagen"!
Are there poodles in Cosmo's winkelwagen too?
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gary: wait everytime we type cosmo in the work chat his computer dings?
red chris: yep
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Gary: Cosmo
Liz: Cosmo
Sara Marie: Cosmo
Liz: Cosmo
Gary: cosmo cosmo cosmo
Sara Marie: Cosmo
Blue Chris: comso
Liz: cosmo
Blue Chris: cosmo
Red Chris: cosmo!
Gary: COSMO IC MAN
Blue Chris: Cosmo!!!!
Ross: Can you turn off the speakers before leaving?
gary: wait everytime we type cosmo in the work chat his computer dings?
red chris: yep
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Gary: Cosmo
Liz: Cosmo
Sara Marie: Cosmo
Liz: Cosmo
Gary: cosmo cosmo cosmo
Sara Marie: Cosmo
Blue Chris: comso
Liz: cosmo
Blue Chris: cosmo
Red Chris: cosmo!
Gary: COSMO IC MAN
Blue Chris: Cosmo!!!!
Ross: Can you turn off the speakers before leaving?
Megan (to Ross): I'm sorry! I didn't mean to discover new levels of screwed up!
LOL!
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Gary:i made the mistake of saying i'd write a blog
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Gary: anybody wanna write a blog post?
Just write it in Left handed binary, Gary!
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Severed Llama head for you!
Llamas need liberating!!!!!!
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LOL! Oh really my darling.
Llamas need liberating!!!!!!
gary: cosmo, do not put on your robe and paizo hat plzDoes it cause ethereal interference with the website?
Well, it does be made of the tin and the foil.
And we should only be hearin' the words of the pirate from the Flag Ship Paizo today. Arrr......
gary: cosmo, do not put on your robe and paizo hat plz
But isn't that what working from home is all about?
Ahoy. This be Paizo Customer Service. What plunder do ye seek this fine day? We be havin' a sale on adventure for the hearty. Arrr.
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You always know a call is going to go great when it starts out like this:
Megan: Good morning, Paizo Publishing this is Megan how can I help you?
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Megan: We are a Role Playing Game company.
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Megan: We publish books.
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Megan: No, we don't have pizza.
Hudax's wife: I want to help the llamas!
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Sara Marie: "look with my hands and not with my mouth"
Sara Marie: thats ... just... dirty
Chris Self: that sounds...unsanitary
Chris Self: and...invasive
Cosmo: I said "look with my EYES and not my mouth". Still dirty, of course, but not as much.
Chris Lambertz: ... o_O
Sara Marie: Cosmo refering to looking up answer on internet instead of just asking me
Chris Self: Uh huh
Did someone forget to lock their computer?
Nope. These are all real quotes.