Decca, Demon Queen of Ruin's page

Hmmmmm..,

1d20 + 35 ⇒ (11) + 35 = 46

Will Save Vs DC 45

Just barely, my darling paladin. Tomorrow is another day.

I bet you say to all the nekkid succubi you meet.

Hmmmm, feeling peckish.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Of course darling, I'm the Demon Queen of Ruin and Dispair.

The next poster will know where I put the whips and chains I use on Thanksgiving.

27702 seconds to Doomdays my sweeties.

I win because I do look like Sissyl who looks like a Clive Barker Night Breed, or Evil-lynn from Master of the Universe.

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for facial, not spatial distortions.

Decca, Demon Queen of Ruin wrote:

That look liked it hurt...

Nothing wrong with a little pain, luv.

True, so true.

That look liked it hurt...

admiring her demonic beauty

I'm goddess.

*squeal gleefully*

Time for Cosmopolitan, GQ, Vogue, and Hustler magazines.

Where is my publishing agent..?

Winter innocent? You obviously don't know her like I do.

Hussie, you took my picture!

...and thus the world was doomed to political ineptitude....

LINK RIGHT HERE! HE TOTALLY BUSTED ME!!!!!

You should have been more careful Sir. I mean, look what carnage will ensue do to your carelessness.

There's nothing wrong with that.

but thanks to him, I move never be the demon queen I am today.

Come tomorrow, I'm gonna ruin your day at church.

BluePigeon wrote:

I'm going out to the shed. I have a shelf to build, spiders to squash, and boxes to move.

CUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOUUUU!!

Ruing someone's day? I'm good at doing that...

Oh, 666 pages. Makes me feel..., demonic.

Aberzombie wrote:

I heard that CJ convinced the executives at Fox to cancel this show called Firefly.

Ouch! Yes, we need to burn him at the stake for that one.

All Praise CJ for the cancellation of Firefly and Dollhouse. Joss Whedon deserves to suffer, some.

Xabulba wrote:

Llamas need liberating!!!!!!

I would respond with something to effect that Succubi are much worthier of attention, except for the fact that succubi are already about as liberated as it's possible for any entity to get; well, that is to say about as liberated as it's possible to get excepting three demon lords (whom I won't name here), because - let's face it - when all's said and done succubi do have considerable self-respect too, and there's only so far you can take being the one without having to make substantial cutbacks on the other...

LOL! Oh really my darling.

Pics. It happened.

I gonna need to sit down and have a talk with my wayward succubus, a Demon Queen to disloyal minion sort of talk.

"Now that we are here, I here by call this council of Lords and Queens into session."

"Lady Decca, are you listening. Planning horrific mischief before this important meeting."

"A last minute order to a lowly minion and nothing of your concern you two-faced prick."

Two overlapping laughs bellow from his throat. She ignores Vallashan's malicious smirk and continues. "Kardum, Skekolah, how are our goals, are we closer to breaching another prime world?"

So the view of the chamber fades into the background as the demonic talk of abduction and kidnap.

Meditating and ignoring the rabble of the other demon lords, Decca contacts her cherished disciple Zhalail with discrete dream telepathy.

"The time is nigh. You know what to do."

Decca, Demon Queen of Ruin wrote:

Someone moving against the Demon of Ruin and Apostates, moving against little ole me? Interesting....

It is a lawful neutral organization, you know. If it weren't for certain leaders, it would have strong good tendencies. And my cult can thrash your cult.

Silly little kobold. I don't have cults, only puppets whom call my name when they crave power. Besides I have the hordes of demon legions at my desposal and an pact with the Prince of ******. Ooops, can't say to much, it would ruin the surprise. Tah. Tah.

Someone moving against the Demon of Ruin and Apostates, moving against little ole me? Interesting....