Overheard at the Paizo office

[Chris Self]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Chris Self wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Did someone forget to lock their computer?

Nope. These are all real quotes.

How often do they throw things at each other?

I don't think I'm qualified to answer that question. I don't sit close enough to them.

[Liz Courts]

Crimson Jester wrote:

How often do they throw things at each other?

Not often, because Dad comes in and gives them a stern glare.

[Crimson Jester]

Liz Courts wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

How often do they throw things at each other?

Not often, because Dad comes in and gives them a stern glare.

I thought that was the Mom glare.

[Chris Self]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

How often do they throw things at each other?

Not often, because Dad comes in and gives them a stern glare.

I thought that was the Mom glare.

Says a man who has obviously never received a Jeff glare.

[Gary Teter]

Crimson Jester wrote:

I thought that was the Mom glare.

Maybe this will help fix the image in your mind:

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: The part of jeff alvarez will be played by samuel L jackson.

[Crimson Jester]

Gary Teter wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I thought that was the Mom glare.

Maybe this will help fix the image in your mind:

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: The part of jeff alvarez will be played by samuel L jackson.

oh one of THOSE glares.

[Crimson Jester]

Chris Self wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

How often do they throw things at each other?

Not often, because Dad comes in and gives them a stern glare.

I thought that was the Mom glare.

Says a man who has obviously never received a Jeff glare.

Yes well it has been 13 years since I visited the region.

[Cosmo]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I thought that was the Mom glare.

Maybe this will help fix the image in your mind:

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: The part of jeff alvarez will be played by samuel L jackson.

oh one of THOSE glares.

I'll just leave this here without additional comment...

[Justin Franklin]

So is it safe to assume Cosmo is the Rodney Dangerfield of Paizo?

[Cosmo]

Justin Franklin wrote:

So is it safe to assume Cosmo is the Rodney Dangerfield of Paizo?

I prefer to think of myself more like "The Teflon Don", actually...

[Chris Self]

Cosmo wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

So is it safe to assume Cosmo is the Rodney Dangerfield of Paizo?

I prefer to think of myself more like "The Teflon Don", actually...

Cosmo, the Tiefling Don.

[Hudax]

Don Cosmo?

[BluePigeon]

Liz Courts wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

How often do they throw things at each other?

Not often, because Dad comes in and gives them a stern glare.

I just clicked on the link. Yikes!

[Scribbling Rambler]

BluePigeon wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

How often do they throw things at each other?

Not often, because Dad comes in and gives them a stern glare.

I just clicked on the link. Yikes!

Almost as intimidating as Alvarez.

"Don't you even think about taking the key to MY beer fridge!!"

[cynarion]

I think Jeff is living a double life.

Wait, if he is psychic, perhaps he knows that I know...

: s

[Mark Moreland]

Erik: "I've never been so excited about grammer! That's not true."

[Llama Prophet]

cynarion wrote:

I think Jeff is living a double life.

Wait, if he is psychic, perhaps he knows that I know...

: s

licks cynarion.... Yep.

["Crazy" Alton Brown]

Cosmo wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I thought that was the Mom glare.

Maybe this will help fix the image in your mind:

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: The part of jeff alvarez will be played by samuel L jackson.

oh one of THOSE glares.

I'll just leave this here without additional comment...

Oho! Another challenger for a staring contest!

[GeraintElberion]

I just noticed Chris Self's new tag! Master of Coin is very cool.

[Patrick Curtin]

Should we start calling him Skittlefinger?

[uriel222]

Mark Moreland wrote:

Erik: "I've never been so excited about grammer! That's not true."

Spelling, not so much.

[Gary Teter]

It takes a special kind of talent to misspell a word spoken aloud. Erik has that talent.

[Sara Marie]

Blue Chris: I would totally sell my cat for half a million dollars
Blue Chris: don't get me wrong, I'd be sad
Blue Chris: but I'd do it

Gary: i too would sell your cat for a half million dollars, chris

Sara Marie: I honestly don't think I could (sell my cats)

Ross: Nobody would pay half a million dollars for my cat, so I am spared ethical quandary.

[David Wickham]

But would any of you pay half a million dollars for one of my cats?

I'd take half a thousand pennies in store credit too :P

[Chris Self]

Sara Marie wrote:

Blue Chris: I would totally sell my cat for half a million dollars

Blue Chris: don't get me wrong, I'd be sad
Blue Chris: but I'd do it

Gary: i too would sell your cat for a half million dollars, chris

Chris Self: Good for you, Gary. I encourage this type of mercenary behavior!

Chris Self: also of note: for a mere 20k, I can clone my cat
Chris Self: so I net a whole bunch of kitties for that half a mil'

[Chris Self]

GeraintElberion wrote:

I just noticed Chris Self's new tag! Master of Coin is very cool.

Thanks! I'm pretty proud of it. =)

[Emperor7]

Chris Self wrote:

GeraintElberion wrote:

I just noticed Chris Self's new tag! Master of Coin is very cool.

Thanks! I'm pretty proud of it. =)

On Talk Like a Pirate Day it should have read 'Master of Booty' :)

[Gary Teter]

Chris Self wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Blue Chris: I would totally sell my cat for half a million dollars

Blue Chris: don't get me wrong, I'd be sad
Blue Chris: but I'd do it

Gary: i too would sell your cat for a half million dollars, chris

Chris Self: Good for you, Gary. I encourage this type of mercenary behavior!

Chris Self: also of note: for a mere 20k, I can clone my cat
Chris Self: so I net a whole bunch of kitties for that half a mil'

You know putting your own quotes in this thread will make you go blind.

[Sara Marie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Chris Self wrote:

Chris Self: Good for you, Gary. I encourage this type of mercenary behavior!
Chris Self: also of note: for a mere 20k, I can clone my cat
Chris Self: so I net a whole bunch of kitties for that half a mil'

You know putting your own quotes in this thread will make you go blind.

Is that why you need new glasses?

Edit: checking back through, it looks like you don't actually quote yourself very much (ever?) so my snarky rejoinder is inaccurate...
You have my humblest apologies.

[Charles Evans 25]

Mark Moreland wrote:

Erik: "I've never been so excited about grammer! That's not true."

If you're referring to Sideshow Bob's voice actor, shouldn't that have been 'Grammer'?

Edit:
Dangit, double-ninja'ed on a tangent. That's what I get for not paying attention and reading the thread properly.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Sara Marie wrote:

...my snarky rejoinder is inaccurate...

You're soaking in the Off-Topic Forums. Inaccurate rejoinders are par for the course. :)

Sara Marie wrote:

You have my humblest apologies.

I think you just broke Rule 1 of the Internet. As punishment, I sentence your Facebook page to suffer an ill-conceived redesign.

[doctor_wu]

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Chris Self wrote:

Chris Self: Good for you, Gary. I encourage this type of mercenary behavior!
Chris Self: also of note: for a mere 20k, I can clone my cat
Chris Self: so I net a whole bunch of kitties for that half a mil'

You know putting your own quotes in this thread will make you go blind.

Is that why you need new glasses?

Edit: checking back through, it looks like you don't actually quote yourself very much (ever?) so my snarky rejoinder is inaccurate...
You have my humblest apologies.

You should get Gary eyes of the eagle.

[Cosmo]

Sara Marie: http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/ccfbe172-36dd-41e3-bf02- ce54577ce0a7.jpg

Sara Marie: "A featherless penguin chick was recently born at Laohutan Pole Aquarium in Dalian, China, and though it was abandoned by its parents, the aquarium decided to adopt the baby as its own. With the help of aquarium staff and some friendly, non-judgmental stuffed animals, the penguin chick eventually sprouted some feathers to call its own and was released back to its waddle in literally fine-feathered form."

Ross: "friendly, non-judgmental stuffed animals"?

Ross: That's right. Teddy bears don't judge.

Gary: mine did

Gary: they also mocked me mercilessly

Gary: and then one day

Gary: all there was was fluff as far as the eye could see

...:

...And this, folks, is why one does not mock the PostMonster.

[Ross Byers]

Cosmo wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I thought that was because he can stick humorous custom avatars on people.

[Justin Franklin]

Ross Byers wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I thought that was because he can stick humorous custom avatars on people.

He smurfed everyone of my posts once....After I figured out a way to get around being smurfed.

[Sara Marie]

Gary: also i note that the practice of whoring for favorites by quoting me in the overheard at paizo thread continues unabated

...

Gary: this pleases me

...

Gary: however, please note that favorites royalties may be requested at some point

[Celestial Healer]

Emperor7 wrote:

Chris Self wrote:

GeraintElberion wrote:

I just noticed Chris Self's new tag! Master of Coin is very cool.

Thanks! I'm pretty proud of it. =)

On Talk Like a Pirate Day it should have read 'Master of Booty' :)

I don't think that means what you think it means.

[TriOmegaZero]

Ross Byers wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I thought that was because he can stick humorous custom avatars on people.

I should mock him more often then.

[Chris Self]

Red Chris: uhm
Red Chris: I broke Word
Cosmo: heh
Red Chris: like, I restarted and it's still broken
Gary: fish in a barrel, Chris
Lissa: ninja'd
Red Chris: I turned it off and on
Ross: Get Clippy to help.
Lissa: Ouch
Sara Marie: did you jigggle the cables?
Red Chris: no
Sara Marie: did you double click
Sara Marie: versus right click -> open
Red Chris: it's bad, because I think I lost about 1/3 of [REDACTED] :(
Sara Marie: EEK
Sara Marie: :(
Red Chris: uhm
Red Chris: I don't know what to do
Red Chris: I broke the entirety of Office
Red Chris: every program is broken now
Red Chris: I'm impressed by my ability to will Office into breaking, but now was not a good time

Slightly later...

Red Chris's Computer: *BEEP GRIND BEEP GRIND*

Ross: I've never heard a computer make that noise before! What did you do to this computer?!

Red Chris: I don't know! I don't know!

[Chris Self]

Chris Self: http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/overheardAtThePaizo Office&page=6#291
Chris Lambertz: fantastic
Chris Lambertz: I will forever be immortalized for breaking a Mac
Chris Lambertz: somehow

[Sara Marie]

chris lambertz has joined this chat.

Gary: welcome back!

Red Chris: it's still all messed up

Gary: whatever you did before, don't do that :D

Sara Marie: she's a lightbulb!

Sara Marie: do we consort with lightbulbs?

Blue Chris: Gary says no

Crystal: Not me

Sara Marie: SHUN THE LIGHTBULB

Crystal: Go brighten up a room, tungsten-eater

[Sara Marie]

Red Chris: I have learned a valuable lesson: be more careful about the buttons being pushed, and if I'm going to write documentation, it needs to include EVERY single thing I could possibly forget how to do

[Chris Lambertz]

At the risk of being quoted. Yes, this week, I locked my keys in my car. While it was running. :|

[Lissa Guillet]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

At the risk of being quoted. Yes, this week, I locked my keys in my car. While it was running. :|

It's been a tough week for you this week. =(

[Chris Self]

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

At the risk of being quoted. Yes, this week, I locked my keys in my car. While it was running. :|

It's been a hilarious week for you this week. =)

Fixed that for you.

Spoiler:

Don't hurt me, Red Chris! I love your PDFs! They're delightfully interactive!

[Sara Marie]

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

At the risk of being quoted. Yes, this week, I locked my keys in my car. While it was running. :|

It's been a tough week for you this week. =(

But being the classy lady she is, she has dealt with the trials and tribulations with remarkable amounts of patience, calmness and maturity. I am impressed.

[Crimson Jester]

Next week is a new week. I hope it goes better.

PS it was only a Mac.

[ulgulanoth]

I hope your weeks get better, you little derro

[Hudax]

Chris Self wrote:

Ross: Get Clippy to help.

Rofl.

Clippy: Hello! It looks like you're trying to kill me. Would you like help?
Red Chris: Just kill Clippy without help. Oops!
Clippy: Where am I? It's dark and cold.
Red Chris: Nooo!
Chief: You've got to let him go.