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Squirrel!

Yankee Poodle went to town.

On your leg!

Oh Poodles!

Yes? Is it hump time again?

*wags tail excitedly*

In no particular order: psionichamster, carborundum, orthos, Yasha. KillerGM, Sharoth, wraithstrike, houstonderek, freehold DM, celestial healer, Mr Fishy, Sebastian, Doodlebug Anklebiter, Gamergrrrl, the FAWTL nutcase squad in general, JMD031, Callous Jack, the poodles, the slaads, the werecabbages ...

SKR for having some serious stones. Crystal Frasier for daring to pursue her cool artwork after PaizoCon 2 and Lilith for being awesome. Sarah Marie. Cosmo's mustache and of course the Evil Brain in a Jar that is Ross Byers. James Jacobs for being a velociraptor born in a man's body.

I'm sure I've missed a few ... like the Ugliest Dog in Gamerdom whose forum name I cannot remember for the life of me.

*humps Turin*

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

I"ll repost the image, since so many have posted and might miss the update: my new cell phone accessory

What is it and more importantly why?

It does absolutely nothing but look cute while hanging out on your iPhone and preventing you from using your earphone jack.

Cuteness is its own reward. :D

A poodle humping your iPhone would be cuter

Was going to use some sandpaper but I like it RUFF!

Damn tree! Cutting into my action!

*pees on tree*

Hump Day!

Yankee Poodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
He stuck a [redacted] in his [redacted]
And called it macaroni

Whoa dudes! Why all the hate, man! You should offer love instead. And maybe some bong hits.....

*offers love to the hippy's leg*

Bong! Bong! Bong!

C'mon, pretty boy. Time to get nekkid.

*piddles on the carpet in anticipation for the treat*

Are you vegetarian? Or do you at least eat grass? I don't want to mow this week.

Also there's this stump, if you could pull it out of the grount right here...

Did someone say 'hump'? Don't mind if I do.

*hump, hump, hump*

Hey, a rhyme is good enough for a poodle.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

The National Enquirer posted photos of Candidate X's dog 'attached' to the leg of a Secret Service agent. Candidate Y was quick to point out that any decent candidate would avoid owning a poodle. Thankfully, the Hide Thread function saved most Paizonians from seeing the graphic pictures, or even knowing about the incident. In other news, there is a breaking story out of Indianapolis about unconfirmed sightings of some sort of man-badger. Witnesses describe the creature as extremely hairy and aggressively amorous about something he calls 'minis'. It may be just another Ron Jeremy sighting. We're unsure at this time if 'minis' are some sort of new designer drug, as it seems that there are a number of others claiming some sort of addiction to these 'minis'.

*heads into his dog house with a copy of the NE*

Oh yeah...yeah, that's right...who's the dirty dog?...oh yeah, you are...

Anyone happy it's hump day? I am!

*rolls on nugget, then eats it*

...and wackiness

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Is there a ThuMo around here? I don't think I've met him (or her).

Hey, Rusty's back! *Gives Rusty a welcome back humping*

*Gives Rusty a welcome front humping*

And I thought only the Jacks were so violent. Seems like the Day family has some issues.

rolls on the dead body of the Tues Day monster

Is it Friday yet?

I like Friday. It humps back.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.

*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!

Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?

*Takes bat and hits him over and over again* *Whack!* *Whack!* *Whack!* Die you *&^%$#$, die! Why won't you die?"

Stoopid MoMo. Doesn't he realize that poodles can't tell time, or days. Therefore he's just another hump toy to us.

*humps MoMo some Mo*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.

*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!

I never let him get past third base.

What did you think? That I'm an easy poodle?

Well, OK. I am.

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.

We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*

Where there's a hump there's a way!

*humps CDP*

Yeah, I'm positive I see a humping in your future as well! *Humps Yankee Poodle*

Oooohhh.........

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.

We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*

Where there's a hump there's a way!

*humps CDP*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?

I....want......to.....kiss......you.

Now you're talking his language!

*sniffs Mordimer's butt*

Does anybody still like me?

You smell like the Rising Sun.

*humps CDP*

*Dances around naked*

HUMP TRAIN!

*humps Humpday Monster*

Woo Woo!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Thanks MoMo! That was just in time to still get me on my Monday!

First of all, my name isn't MoMo you #$@%^&%! Second, this Monday Monster works on Central Standard Time. Third, I'm going to punt you again because I roll like that. *PUNT!*

*rolls in 'that'*

Yankee Poodle wrote:

I really need a good humping. :(

Your wish is my command. *humps YP*

Oooh, just the way I like it. RUFF!

I really need a good humping. :(

This is my favorite day of the week....HUMPDAY!

Works for me!

*humps HM*

We saved Snarky! Yay! *Gives Snarky a celebratory humping*

My turn! My turn!

The Monday Monster wrote:

Llama Prophet wrote:

Wait.... what?

Poor confused Poodle. Let me put you out of your misery. *Punt!*

Mmm. Put me out of my misery too.

*presents himself*

*pees himself*

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

piddles

*humps CDP 'Japanese Style'*

Poodle bukkake?

BANZAI!

*humps Snarky*

piddles

*humps CDP 'Japanese Style'*

Me too.

I just can't seem to get over the HUMP!

humps CDP

taig wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mrgh.

Let's turn that "Mrgh." upside down!

WLdp.

That's the best I can do...

Whenever I see those posts, I just think that littlezombie logged in on AZ's account...

*drops log on AZ's account*

Are there poodles in Cosmo's winkelwagen too?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I hate you Poodles!!!!

Don't be a hater. Be a Poodle, Greater!

That's OK, MoMo. I'm sure the other folks got some video on their cell phone cameras.

I saw it on youtube!

humps the computer monitor

humps Cockapoo

Freehold DM wrote:

I am sorry to hear that the twin goddesses of FAWtl are having such rough starts to their days. Here's hoping there is a turnaround!

*turns around, shakes his rump*

Ooh, nice.

humps FDMD

Ooh, that's gotta hurt......me next! Me next!

Well, OK. I was going to hump the metal dude, but you asked...

humps Cockapoo

I think I broke something.....

Wind?

sniffs CDP's butt then sneezes and wipes snout on the carpet

...aaaaannd it's Hump Day!

Group Hump!

Llama Prophet wrote:

Is this how time normally passes... really slowly... in the right order?

Hit that TuMo my loyal minion!

FIFY

Don't mind if I do.

humps TuMo

T.G.I.F.

TG it's French!????

GRRRR!!!!

chews on a throw pillow

There must be a lot of negative monsters waiting for me somehwere......

*licks CDP*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

We even added a cheesy 70s music sound track!

*faints*

*humps MoMo's Belle Bottoms*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

The Tuesday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Some of us like it ruff.

Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*

*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!

You have a loyal lackey? Does he know about that time you spent with all of us in the Bahamas?

[ahnold]IT'S NOT A TUMO!!![/ahnold]

*Looks nervous* You can't hold me to that! Courtfool slipped something into my drink!

Yeah, well...uh.....it's like this....That was a placebo.

What? Those are lies! Damned lies!

*sniffs MoMo's butt*