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Vic: You know you've typed the word "instead" very badly when it autocorrects to "Netanyahu."I usually don't use autocorrect, I write first, then use a spellchecker that ask me before 'correcting' (well, in things like Work, Words and the like).
You are missing out on one of the true joys of life. I *love* seeing what my phone thinks I'm saying.
Best ever: "It's slower than xxx washing a slave!"
(Yes, it autocorrected "plate" to "slave". Who WROTE this software?!?!?!)
Xxx must not know how to wash slaves...
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Or maybe they're just doing a very thorough job of it?
You are missing out on one of the true joys of life. I *love* seeing what my phone thinks I'm saying.Vic: You know you've typed the word "instead" very badly when it autocorrects to "Netanyahu."I usually don't use autocorrect, I write first, then use a spellchecker that ask me before 'correcting' (well, in things like Work, Words and the like).
Yeah, my phone does this kind of things too, but I can select what I am spelling. But the software is buggy, I can't turn autocorrect off, if I switch it to off, it just prevent me from overturning it.
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Cort: This is going to end with me sacrificing a goat, isn't' it?
Gary: Doesn't it always, Cort?
Erik Keith: I remember when the goat was only a metaphor, it was so much easier to clean the carpets then.
Cort: That's why we got the vampires, it seemed like a good idea in theory.
Erik K: We should have gotten chupacabras, I mean it makes sense.
Cort: High import fees.
John: ...in the dark dungeons of John Compton.
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ashley: >.>
ashley: <.<
ashley: that was a loud scream
katina: i did not hear a scream and now i feel like i should be concerned
sonja: Jacobs
katina: he finally summoned a T-rex?
sara marie: is he ok?
sonja: yes, they are talking about [redacted], I think he was telling a story
robot chris: it’s not a good story if it’s not worth yelling
cosmo: so... I’m a reasonable intelligent simian.One of these is a damnable lie.
At least one...
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sara: how much would it be terrifying to be the construction worker on the scaffodling on the right of the building
sara: looking at the giant pit below the rickety looking scaffold
cosmo: Well... not terribly, actually. Tondu is kind of an ass, but he’s the best OSHA-Mage we have. His Unseen Servants, Floating Disks, and Featherfalls are ALWAYS right where you need them.
cosmo: And even when he misses a step, Kendra the OSHA-Cleric is always at the ready.
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katina: it's a dogpile of loooooove
Why did I read this to the tunes of Circle of Life from The Lion King?
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Katina: Ooh, I wonder if they have any Victorian-style shoes?
Me: OF COURSE THEY DO.
Me: LET ME FIND IT
Katina: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION
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Katina: Ooh, I wonder if they have any Victorian-style shoes?
Me: OF COURSE THEY DO.
Me: LET ME FIND IT
Katina: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION
Never regret Victorian-style shoes. Ever.
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Katina: Ooh, I wonder if they have any Victorian-style shoes?
Me: OF COURSE THEY DO.
Me: LET ME FIND IT
Katina: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION
Liz is equal parts ninja and Abadar.
Hobo with a Shotgun: The RPG :P
Contact Rutger Hauer first.
Lissa: Murder Hobos Versus Literally Everything: The RPG
So, 99,999% of RPG in existence?
Lissa: Murder Hobos Versus Literally Everything: The RPG
The one RPG to rule them all!
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redacted 1:
♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫
redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫
redacted 1:
♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫
Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.
Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.redacted 1:
♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫
I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.
I think the second is a different verse of the same song...
Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.redacted 1:
♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫
I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.
I think the second is a different verse of the same song...
Ah, good. It wasn't just the fact that I enjoy listening to Disney songs more than I do most music and automatically try and fit songs to the tune of Disney hits.
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Ah, good. It wasn't just the fact that I enjoy listening to Disney songs more than I do most music and automatically try and fit songs to the tune of Disney hits.
Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.
I think the second is a different verse of the same song...
The second is from "Wicked".
The second is from "Wicked".Ah, good. It wasn't just the fact that I enjoy listening to Disney songs more than I do most music and automatically try and fit songs to the tune of Disney hits.Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.
I think the second is a different verse of the same song...
Ah. Never had the pleasure! Now I have to see it... and think of heartburn...
The second is from "Wicked".Ah, good. It wasn't just the fact that I enjoy listening to Disney songs more than I do most music and automatically try and fit songs to the tune of Disney hits.
Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.
I think the second is a different verse of the same song...
They both are, in fact.
#1 is to the tune of "Unadulterated Loathing" and #2 to the tune of "Popular".
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I came across this little tidbit while on io9 today. Does it say anything about me that when I saw "Cosmo", my first thought was of our resident Elder Evil and not the magazine?
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I came across this little tidbit while on io9 today. Does it say anything about me that when I saw "Cosmo", my first thought was of our resident Elder Evil and not the magazine?
Cosmo has his own magazine?!
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Cosmo has his own magazine?!
Don't read the sealed section.
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Cosmo has his own magazine?!
Do we dare pull at this thread of reality?
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Robot Chris: Liz, the last part is probably voodoo
Robot Chris: I am fully endorsing sticking pins in
Robot Chris: >.>