Overheard at the Paizo office


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Alex G St-Amand wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Vic: You know you've typed the word "instead" very badly when it autocorrects to "Netanyahu."
I usually don't use autocorrect, I write first, then use a spellchecker that ask me before 'correcting' (well, in things like Work, Words and the like).

You are missing out on one of the true joys of life. I *love* seeing what my phone thinks I'm saying.

Best ever: "It's slower than xxx washing a slave!"

(Yes, it autocorrected "plate" to "slave". Who WROTE this software?!?!?!)


Xxx must not know how to wash slaves...


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Or maybe they're just doing a very thorough job of it?


NobodysHome wrote:
Alex G St-Amand wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Vic: You know you've typed the word "instead" very badly when it autocorrects to "Netanyahu."
I usually don't use autocorrect, I write first, then use a spellchecker that ask me before 'correcting' (well, in things like Work, Words and the like).
You are missing out on one of the true joys of life. I *love* seeing what my phone thinks I'm saying.

Yeah, my phone does this kind of things too, but I can select what I am spelling. But the software is buggy, I can't turn autocorrect off, if I switch it to off, it just prevent me from overturning it.

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Cort: This is going to end with me sacrificing a goat, isn't' it?
Gary: Doesn't it always, Cort?
Erik Keith: I remember when the goat was only a metaphor, it was so much easier to clean the carpets then.
Cort: That's why we got the vampires, it seemed like a good idea in theory.
Erik K: We should have gotten chupacabras, I mean it makes sense.
Cort: High import fees.

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Katina: ...on second thought, this plan and my will power are both awful.


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Lamontius wrote:

what were you expecting to appear under 'murder clown' that would not creep you out

i mean if I want to see pictures of puppies and rainbows I do not type 'brown recluse bite' into google images

OH JEEZ DO NOT EVER TYPE THAT INTO GOOGLE IMAGES

oh holy God. brown recluse bite was so much worse than murder clown. I'm not even beginning to joke. I hurt all over just from the sympathy pains.

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John: ...in the dark dungeons of John Compton.

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ashley: >.>
ashley: <.<
ashley: that was a loud scream

katina: i did not hear a scream and now i feel like i should be concerned

sonja: Jacobs

katina: he finally summoned a T-rex?

sara marie: is he ok?

sonja: yes, they are talking about [redacted], I think he was telling a story

robot chris: it’s not a good story if it’s not worth yelling

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cosmo: so... I’m a reasonable intelligent simian.

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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: so... I’m a reasonable intelligent simian.

One of these is a damnable lie.

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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: so... I’m a reasonable intelligent simian.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!!

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Robot Chris: IT’S ALL JOINTS WITH YOU PEOPLE


Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: so... I’m a reasonable intelligent simian.
One of these is a damnable lie.

At least one...

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robot chris: well, I’m a robot
robot chris: it could mean anything

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katina: it's a dogpile of loooooove

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sara: how much would it be terrifying to be the construction worker on the scaffodling on the right of the building
sara: looking at the giant pit below the rickety looking scaffold

cosmo: Well... not terribly, actually. Tondu is kind of an ass, but he’s the best OSHA-Mage we have. His Unseen Servants, Floating Disks, and Featherfalls are ALWAYS right where you need them.

cosmo: And even when he misses a step, Kendra the OSHA-Cleric is always at the ready.


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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: it's a dogpile of loooooove

Why did I read this to the tunes of Circle of Life from The Lion King?

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Katina: Ooh, I wonder if they have any Victorian-style shoes?
Me: OF COURSE THEY DO.
Me: LET ME FIND IT
Katina: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION

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Lissa: Murder Hobos Versus Literally Everything: The RPG

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Hobo with a Shotgun: The RPG :P


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Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: Ooh, I wonder if they have any Victorian-style shoes?

Me: OF COURSE THEY DO.
Me: LET ME FIND IT
Katina: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION

Never regret Victorian-style shoes. Ever.


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Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: Ooh, I wonder if they have any Victorian-style shoes?

Me: OF COURSE THEY DO.
Me: LET ME FIND IT
Katina: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION

Liz is equal parts ninja and Abadar.


ulgulanoth wrote:
Hobo with a Shotgun: The RPG :P

Contact Rutger Hauer first.


Katina Mathieson wrote:
Lissa: Murder Hobos Versus Literally Everything: The RPG

So, 99,999% of RPG in existence?


Katina Mathieson wrote:
Lissa: Murder Hobos Versus Literally Everything: The RPG

The one RPG to rule them all!

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christopher: Nothing makes my wallet hurt like the words "A game on your wishlist is on sale!‏"

christopher: Except maybe "Liz Courts has entered the room."

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then when you hear "Liz says theres a game on your wishlist on sale" you can hear the money on your wallet vaporise

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redacted: well, i guess the rest of my afternoon is going to be spend googling 'giant cat'

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redacted 1:
♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫

redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫

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Cort: Cort "Shover of Cats" Odekirk...


Sara Marie wrote:

redacted 1:

♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫

redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫

Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.


Tels wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

redacted 1:

♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫

redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫

Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.

I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.

I think the second is a different verse of the same song...


NobodysHome wrote:
Tels wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

redacted 1:

♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫

redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫

Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.

I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.

I think the second is a different verse of the same song...

Ah, good. It wasn't just the fact that I enjoy listening to Disney songs more than I do most music and automatically try and fit songs to the tune of Disney hits.

Grand Lodge

Tels wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Tels wrote:


Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.

I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.

I think the second is a different verse of the same song...

Ah, good. It wasn't just the fact that I enjoy listening to Disney songs more than I do most music and automatically try and fit songs to the tune of Disney hits.

The second is from "Wicked".


Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Tels wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Tels wrote:
Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.

I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.

I think the second is a different verse of the same song...

Ah, good. It wasn't just the fact that I enjoy listening to Disney songs more than I do most music and automatically try and fit songs to the tune of Disney hits.
The second is from "Wicked".

Ah. Never had the pleasure! Now I have to see it... and think of heartburn...


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Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Tels wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Tels wrote:


Need me the tunes to use so I can sing along. For some reason, I keep thinking these are to the tune of Little Mermaid songs.

I'm betting #1 is "Part of your World", as it fits quite well.

I think the second is a different verse of the same song...

Ah, good. It wasn't just the fact that I enjoy listening to Disney songs more than I do most music and automatically try and fit songs to the tune of Disney hits.
The second is from "Wicked".

They both are, in fact.

#1 is to the tune of "Unadulterated Loathing" and #2 to the tune of "Popular".


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I came across this little tidbit while on io9 today. Does it say anything about me that when I saw "Cosmo", my first thought was of our resident Elder Evil and not the magazine?


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Readerbreeder wrote:
I came across this little tidbit while on io9 today. Does it say anything about me that when I saw "Cosmo", my first thought was of our resident Elder Evil and not the magazine?

Cosmo has his own magazine?!


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Drejk wrote:
Cosmo has his own magazine?!

Don't read the sealed section.

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Cosmo: You should use this as an example of the lesson that contracts entered under duress are unenforceable.
Cosmo: Every toddler should know their basic tort law.


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Drejk wrote:
Cosmo has his own magazine?!

Do we dare pull at this thread of reality?

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robot chris: rhinestones throw off the metrics

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Robot Chris: Liz, the last part is probably voodoo
Robot Chris: I am fully endorsing sticking pins in
Robot Chris: >.>

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